The Real Lord's Prayer

Our dollar, which art in futures,Interest be thy name.Thy profit come, a tidy sumOn Earth as it is in Heaven
And forgive us our stock manipulationsAs we rip off those who manipulate against us.Give us this day our weekly checkAnd lead us not into inflation;But deliver us from taxes.For thine is the credit, the short sellAnd the margin.AMEN

Carl Estrin