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DESCRIPTIONJIIT MOCKINGBIRD NEWSLETTER ISSUE 1
:P What is your happiest
Ans. Now, that's a tough
one. I'd go with a funny
"I was four and alone at
home, my mother had gone
to the neighbor's. While she
was away, I painted my
face with her lipstick and
four-five-six-seven of her
bindi's over my forehead.
Now, that the beautification
was done, I was ready to go
to the neighbor's. And so I
did! The rest you can
If given a chance
which actors life
you want to
certainly not the
What would be gossip girlss
reaction to a piece of gossip about
Ans. I would give a smirk,
considering myself important enough
to be spoken about. Who does not
like, being the center of attention?!Your 9 pointer or your sense of humor, what
makes you smarter?!
Ans. Humor is definitely the essence for making
me smarter but pointers did the upbringing of it ..
Describe a day without your
Ans. the day without my laptop is
certainly very long....enough time to
observe the world around,...for ex.
wash ur 3 months' old bed sheet..
The most awkward moment of your life?
Ans. During my IIT exam, when I was attempting
the mathematics section, I started solving
questions and I cant forget the moment still, as
none of my calculated answers were in the four
options given.What is the first thing you will keep with yourself, if the world collapses and you are one of the few survivors?Ans. I will keep enough red Bull to energize myself for rebuilding Human Civilization.
Which product you would want to endorse?Ans. Nokia phone! With such careless people like me existing, who drop their phone atleast2-3 times a day, Nokia is the way to go!
Abhinav Gupta Arsh Arora
One book characters life you wish
Ans. I dont really read books, (Apart
from the study material), so I would
want to become EM waves and travel
without barriers, unlike currents and
other physical quantities.
If you could get any superpower, what would it be and why?Ans. Time travelling, because after that I can make life perfect to live without mistakes certainly!!!More over I can enjoy life as many times as I want !!!
One thing youve lost and hope to find again! Ans. Childhood Innocence.......................naah actually i'd prefer hoping for my lost nokia N70
What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?Nothing. I Am What I am.
What will you write if given a pen and paper?Ans. I will keep the paper with me as I'm Eco friendly. So "Save the paper Save the world"........................ Do I have to return the pen ????? :p
What is the one film you wish you had written?Ans. The movie I wish I had written is Tangled because I love all the characters, especially those of Rapunzel and Flynn Rider..
1 song that describes you the bestAns. Main Kya Hoon ,Main Kya YehBatlaoon, Main Who Hoon Jo Chahoon Who Paoon :P :P from "LOVE AAJ KAL" If you would have painted Mona Lisa, what
would it be called?Ans. I think I will name the painting "MAAN JAO LISA".....
If marooned in an island which politician you wish you were with? If I am left stranded on an islands, i wouldn't want to die of boredom. I would rather take a politician with a good humor, so maybe laluPrasad yadav. Also as he lives a minimalistic life, he's a logically correct answer too.
I still feel as in I need to learn much more in field of bhangra, but if life gives me another chance to excel in another dance form it will surely be Mime Dance. This dance form is enriched with key feature of expressing yourself through gestures and moves.
If you could get any superpower, what would it be and why?Ans. Time travelling, because after that I can make life perfect to live without mistakes certainly!!!More over i can enjoy life as many times as I want !!!
AparnaSingh :Spiderman or batman?!
Ans. let bygones be bygones... its opp-opp-
oppangangnam style now!
if you were Anna Hazare what would your Gandhi topi say?Ans : My gandhi topi would say " Senior citizen below....give him his damn discount"
If you get a chance to learn one more dance form, what will it be ?
Where can you be found generally during your free hours? AnsI am mostly found with my laptop in my room. Dont get any wrong intensions, I am a DOTA addict!
There is so much talent around us, so much potential, such great creativity, exclusivity just waiting to be
given that perfect pair of wings to fly and achieve all that it deserves. When I look back at my two years
spent working for the literary society, I let out a sigh, if I were to describe my journey in one word, I would say INSPIRING. What an amazing ride has it been! Scared nervous and excited in the beginning followed by the support of the wonderful people I have worked with, washing away those nervous shivers and filling
me with stupendous confidence. And now here I am all set to accelerate a completely innovative path for my
fellow JIITians so they are given that chance to explore their talents and excel in them as much as they can
and this will be made possible by our very own newsletter- THE MOCKING BIRD.
There are about 17 species of the Mocking Bird, and one of them will now be amongst us!It is one very
special bird known for mimicking other species around it and it is here to speak your language. Your views,
ideas and talent will find a place right here.
With a positive and colourful approach, encouraging and supporting my fellow mates I plan to achieve a greater participation for this newsletter published every fortnight and further work harder for the college magazine. Not just a fluency in writing but other creative fields will also be discovered. My urge for perfection, always helps me to produce the best possible result from the limited resources available and following the same I would want to take Eloquence-The Literary Societyto a whole new level with your help and justify its true meaning.A fascinating convergence is upon us right now bringing a perfect opportunity for open-minded journalists!!
I wish good luck to all my fellow mates, Happy Writing!
The good..The not so goodThe naughty..We bring you scintillating revelations about teachers as students. Heres what they say about their student life.-Compiled by Surabhi Seth
Teachers Name How would you describe
your student days:
One word for the kind of
student you were
The naughtiest thing that
you did. Were you ever
taken to task for it?
Prof. Bhu Dev Sharma
As a student I remained more focused on
studies. However I was also quite
involved in sports. Played for 1st eleven
of my school in hockey and football.
Sometimes caricatured my teachers,
particularly those who were very strict.
Never punished for it.
Mr. Sandeep Chhoker
Everyone fondly remembers their school
days and so do I. It explains how brilliant
my school days were @ AFS Kanpur.
Jumping into the swimming pool of IIT at
around 2 a.m. I never got caught (I was in
the inquiry committee of the incident)
Ms. Bhawna Verma Awesome, Cheerful Mischievous
but Obedient and Hard working
Bike racing and Bunking. Electronics EMT
Mr. Sanjeev Patel
I had different experiences in each year of
college. The 1st year was the best of my
life because there was absolutely no
tension or pressure. During the 2nd and 3rd
years, I became serious and more
dedicated about my goals in life and
finally in the 4th year, reaped the fruits of
Helpful None that I can recall.
and Data Mining EMMI
(Well Begun Half Done)
(Know your Teacher)