the immanculate inception
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THE IMMACULATE INCEPTION
@Matthew, @Mark, @Luke, @John who got their facts wrong
long time ago, when getting stoned meant getting hit in the face with rockshot girls wore veilsmen wore women’s tunicsand long nosed Romans ruled Bar Rafaeli’s Land...
There once lived a chippy named Joewho liked to rap with a wicked mean flow and he knew a virgin named Mary who was actually quite contraryfor she chose to drink wine over sherry.
The chippy was smittenby this contrary kittenhe took her out on datesto good ol’ pop tate’suntil they were readyto commit and go steady
One fine day they decided to get hitchedbut they did not know there was a slight glitch cause even though they hadn’t done the deed virgin Mary was carrying someone’s seed
WWhen Mary was taking a midnight snoozeAngel Gabriel appeared to break the news what a vivid dream young Mary thought by the end of which she was quite distraught
And then everything just went for a tossa heartbroken Joe was rightfully cross, he even wanted to even the score but he simply got up and walked out the door
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When he changed his status to it’s complicatedGabriel appeared and corroborated that this was no indecent deception but a heaven approved Immaculate Conception
Joseph is engaged to Mary.
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Joseph went from being "engaged" to "it's complicated."
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Joseph and Angel Gabriel are now friends.
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And they were back together in just a short whilehand in hand walking down the aisle
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Joseph is married to Mary.
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They decided to head back to their home townand hopped on Joe’s scooter to drive all the way down
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It was Bethlehem that they first passedwhen the two-wheeled jalopy ran out of gas to spend the night they needed a room all they got was the end of a broom and it was time for Mary to give birth to the one sent down to save the earth
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And they were back together in just a short whilehand in hand walking down the aisle
Her water was brokena baby boy had awoken and a star shone bright to mark his birthto draw visitors out from all over the earth
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Hey” said the three wise guys, Larry, Curly and Moe“there’s an event for which we have been invited to go!”
So they hopped in a ‘copter, a boat and a carand decided to follow that big shiny star
Her water was brokena baby boy had awoken and a star shone bright to mark his birthto draw visitors out from all over the earth
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These three things are the gifts that we bring some cologne, some threads and mad hot bling bling it’s stuff that’s sure to make even Fat Tony sing”
nd so marks the end of the greatest story never toldit ends with everyone being happy… well almost!
created by black light designs under the influence Christmas wineseason’s greetings & special thanks to the noun project.