Anonymous victim says:

“ My china was broken into

pieces when the shelf they

were on became unstuck

and fell to the ground.”

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DAILY HAY ALL ABOUT THE BIG WORLD WE LIVE IN EXCLUSIVE NEWS TODAY

GLUE SCANDAL KILLS 2

Everything started when a man by

the name Giffen was selling his so

called Giffen’s Great Glue, stating

that it could glue anything. After

some demonstrations of the amazing

power of the glue everybody wanted

it. What they didn’t know was that

the effect of the glue disappeared

after 4 hours. The people only

realized this when their goods started

breaking apart. Many people got hurt

and 2 persons, one of them Giffen

himself, got killed. Scott Herrington,

the other victim, drowned when his

canoe became unstuck. Giffen’s

death is still a mystery. The police

says that he died from fall damage

but nobody saw or heard any type of

aircraft. The only evidence found was

a strap box smashed probably due to

the fall.

By Eduardo Silva @ Horsham

People are angry due to these events. The banks and

insurance companies are refusing to pay for the damage

caused by Giffen’s Great Glue.

Scientists are analysing and trying to make a long lasting prototype of Giffen’s

Great Glue. They expect that this new type of glue will change everybody’s lives.

They are also trying to make it stronger than G.G.G (Giffen’s Great Glue).

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North Korea has finally

declared war on the

United States and South

Korea. Kim Jong-un

started a major invasion

of South Korea and

threatens to nuke several

major cities in the U.S if

they don’t agree to

North Korea declares war

to the U.S A group of scientists in

Ohio created the first

functional time machine.

The first tests were made

with high quality video

cameras. Next they sent

several monkeys with

cameras attached to their

heads. After the return of

the animals the scientists

examined the monkeys to

make sure there weren’t

any dangerous side effects

of the machine. Finally

Time machine invented!

one of the scientists went

himself and the machine

was, indeed, a success.

Right now the machine isn’t

for sale but people can try

out the machine. They only

have to follow a set of rules

stipulated by the team.

Each trip costs 2.000$ per

person.

A meteor the size of a football stadium fell in Brazil this evening, near Rio de

Janeiro. The shock wave wiped out half the city and the dust created by the

impact is causing serious problems to all airlines in the continent. Firefighters

and paramedics got their hands full as the injured number rises. Casualties are

high as well and the damage caused to city is estimated in 20.000$.

Meteor hits South America

agree to withdraw their

troops out of South

Korea. There isn’t any

answer from the White

House yet but chances

are that Barack Obama

will indeed remove his

troops from South

Korea.

Bringing the old

days back

A recent study reveals

that chocolate and other

ingredients have

beneficial effects in the

fight against cancer. It is

now proved that these

ingredients can slow the

rate a tumor spreads out

in the human body.

Mums, let’s go get more

cookies!

Cookies Cure

Cancer!

South Africa was

recently hit by a massive

migration of snakes.

Scientists are not yet

certain of what might

have caused this event

but some suspect it was

because of the recent

meteor impact in South

America. So far 137

people got bitten by

these reptiles.

Snake invasion

A student in Japan died

yesterday due to

excessive work or as

some call it “Brain

Freeze”. What happens

is that the brain simply

can’t handle the

excessive amount of

work and thinking

anymore and “shuts

down”.

Student dies of

excessive work

Apple invented a new

machine that is capable

of killing people in a

mater of seconds just by

emiting specific sounds.

These sounds

“communicate” with the

brain and basically tell it

to shut off.

IKill

Work based on The strap box flyer by Paul Jennings

Eduardo Silva, 9º D