The boring, boring life of Andrew Benson III, in PowerPoint form

The boring, boring life of Andrew Benson III, in PowerPoint formBy: Andrew Benson III (obviously)Andrew Benson III, as a CHILDBorn at: Camden-Clark Memorial HospitalBirth Date: June 9th, 1995Birth Weight: 9 pounds, 7 ounces

I was a good child besides the first year. Apparently, I cried for the entire 1st year of my life and made Las Vegas not very enjoyable for my parents.My FamilyMy dad, whose name is the same as mine.My mom, whose name is Celeste (really).My brother, Mitchell (Hes a little 7th grader).I like my family. They = studs.SchoolWhat I do when Im not in school

So basically, I play video games and eat Cheez-its while doing so. If you dont know what Ace Attorney is, just ask Alec.PastafarianismPastafarianism is a religious belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. In some circles, also known as His Noodliness.

My favorite moviesThe GooniesPrincess MononokeThe Red BalloonSpirited AwaySchindlers ListThe Sound of MusicCitizen KaneThe Grinch

Things that make me laugh

I laugh at moving pictures and platypi.Sports

Cross CountryIs actually funAlmost last every raceRun through sceneryTrackNot fun in any way.Dead last. Every race.Run on a boring track.Pro/College SportsAs far as sports go, I only like football and hockey.

Pro Football: Patriots & LionsCollege Football: Michigan & WVUPro Hockey: Red Wings & Penguins

Things I dont likeAutomatic shotgunsVideos in Spanish classMayonnaiseGeometry classEmo kidsBasketballVegetariansPeople named Philip

Cool stuff

Musical PreferencesMostly dance music from Europe.Occasionally some classic rock.If Im feeling frisky, 80s rap.Once in a blue moon, Jazz.

Part 1EndNo, Im just kidding, theres no part 2