the adventures of monkey spud

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The Adventures of Monkey SpudThe Adventures of Monkey SpudBy Tony Petri

Prologue

Once in a far off land there lived a baby monkey. This was a

very curious monkey. Not curious George but curious Spud. Now

Spud is a very brave strong Monkey, and as he grew so did his

strength and courage. Once he was 16 years old he decided to go

exploring the world. Then he met Jim evil Prince Squid. Before I tell

you that story I have to tell you this story.

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So our story begins

I can fly better

No I can fly better

No

Yes

No

A flying Mr. Ed and a Manturkey were fighting.

Whats going on? asked a new voice

It was Monkey Spud.

He thinks he fly better than me, Explained the Manturkey.

I can, said the flying Mr. Ed

No you cant

Theres only on way to judge this, explained Monkey Spud.

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A flying contest

Fly to that tree and back, said Monkey Spud pointing at a tall

palm tree.

Ok, said the Man Turkey and the Flying Mr. Ed.

They both flew swiftly and neatly to the tree and back.

Well youre both very good. So you both win, said Monkey

Spud.

Cool, said the Manturkey and the flying Mr. Ed

Bye, Said Monkey Spud over his shoulder

After That Monkey Spud went on;

1 day later

The next morning Monkey Spud had a hardy breakfast of

bananas. When he was done he got up and started exploring. About

an hour later he heard a rustle in the bushes. He stopped for a minute

then started on. In another minute he heard a faint voice

Monkey Man.

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Am I hearing things? Monkey Spud thought. The voice came

again but louder.Nodefinitelynothe thought again. The voice came

again but even louder. Then again even louder, and then again and

again and again and then BAM!!!

I am Monkey Man, Monkey man, monkey elephant Said a

confused voice.

Hello I am Monkey Spud I am the strongest animal super

hero on land. The narrator even said so, said Monkey Spud

Hello I am Monkey Man, andIam the strongest animal super hero

my narrator said so, said Monkey Man

Well then theres only one way to solve this, said Monkey

Spud,

Well have to fight.

Youre on, said Monkey Man.

They started the fight.

Ding, a bell rang from somewhere

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I am sorry but we cannot go on. The dialog that comes after is

too violent for ages 99 and younger, and is rated O for old geezers.

All that Im allowed to say is the fight lasted two days and two nights.

Sorry for any inconveniences.

-Narrator

After the fight

Phew, said Monkey spud.

I thought it would never end.

Same here, said Monkey Man.

Lets call it a draw.

Ok, replied monkey Spud.

Well Id better be on my way.

Bye Spud, said Monkey Man.

See ya later Monkey Man.

Monkey Spud walked off.

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One day later

Note: this is the most exiting day in the book. So dont skip

it!

When Monkey Spud got up he was sore all over, so he ate extra

bananas for breakfast and fell back asleep. When he woke up he had

more bananas and slept for the rest of the day.

Now wasnt that exciting.

One day later

Note: this is the dullest day ever so just skip it

When Monkey Spud got up he didnt eat breakfast. He got right up

and went strait to the trail. At about noon he came across a

civilization that seemed to play music all by its self he had come

across Musiland the realm of Fflewder Fflam himself (who secretly

sailed back from the golden country.)

The first person he met was a guy with a banjo.

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Hello, Called Monkey Spud

Hello, the stranger called back

Im Monkey Spud super hero.

Im the music man, the stranger said.

Im also the strongest man here other than king Fflewder.

A string on his banjo snapped.

Ok Im not the strongest man here its just my banjo has special

powers and without them Id be nothing, Explained the Music Man.

Will you show me around? asked Monkey Man

Ok, replied Music Man.

The first place they went was the deli.

This is the deli, explained Music Man.

So this must be where you buy your food, said Monkey Spud

Ya pretty much

But all there is, is musical notes, said Monkey Spud

Ya thats all we eat here, said Music Man

Oh, said Monkey Spud.

Lets go to the bar, said Music Man.

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On their way the music man said I do have one power though.

Really?

Yep, you want to see?

Sure, why not?

Ok here we go.

The Music Man started singing on the road again in a real high

pitched voice.

Ahhhgggg, Screamed Monkey Spud.

Monkey Spud was out cold by the time the Music Man finished.

When Monkey Spud awoke he saw the Music Man staring down at

him.

What ya do that for? Monkey Spud asked.

You asked to see my power, the Music man answered.

True, Monkey Spud said.

Lets go to the bar, The Music Man said.

At the bar Monkey Spud and the Music Man ordered a nice

quarter float.

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Well I better be on my way, said Monkey Spud after they

finished eating

Ok bye, nice meeting you, replied the Music Man

Yep you to, said Monkey Spud

The next Day

The next morning Monkey Spud had a good breakfast of mango soup.

He looked at his map and then set of to the North West. At about

noon he heard voices.

Ok Milgrin Mon Soupen you may have one this round but Ill

beet you in the next.

Hello, called Monkey

Who are you? asked the strangers

Im Monkey Spud, Who are you? asked Monkey Spud.

One of them gasped your Monkey Spud? You got to sign my

autograph book?

Um Sure, Replied Monkey Spud

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So who are you guys? And what are you fighting about?

Asked Monkey Spud

Im Bob the Beatle Bug and hes Milgrin Mon Soupen the

weasel.

Just call me Queesle, Queesle the weasel that is

Ahem whos introducing here me or you? Anyway where

having a banana throwing competition and-

Bananas!? Interrupted Monkey Spud

Yes bananas, Said Bob

I can be the judge, said Monkey Spud. Whats the Score?

One all, replied Queesle

Ok. Bob you go first

Bulls eye, Exclaimed Bob

O.k Queesle its your turn

Bulls eye!!! Take that Bob, said Queesle

O.k now that you both got bulls eye theres only one way to

judge this

Monkey spud walked up to the two targets and ate the bananas

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All right Queesle the weasel is the winner, said Monkey Spud

But how? We both had bulls eyes, Asked Bob

Queesle`s banana tasted better, Explained Monkey Spud

Yeeeeeessss, shouted Queesle

I better be of now, said Monkey Spud

Alright bye, said Queesle and Bob

Monkey Spud walked east for the rest of the day.

The Next Day

The next morning Monkey Spud Woke up to a high pitched

Squeaking sound. He had his usual breakfast of bananas. Then he

went to see what was making that squeaking noise. It turned out to be

a pink fuzzy stuffed bear.

Hello said the squeaky bear

Ahhhgggg! Talking demon bears, screamed Monkey Spud

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Good heavens where? Asked the squeaky bear

Oh me, You see I am not a bear I am a stuffed animal. I am

also the strongest living thing in the universe

Monkey Spud started laughing. He laughed so hard that he fell down

and rolled on the ground In fact he didnt stop laughing until he fell

down a over sized gopher hole.

After he climbed out of the gopher hole

So youre the strongest living thing in the universe? asked

Monkey Spud

Ya I can prove it to

Alright You Go ahead and make that boulder crumble into

dust, said Monkey Spud pointing at a gigantic boulder.

Alright said The Squeaky bear walking over to the boulder.

The squeaky Bear taped the boulder and then walked back to where

Monkey Spud was standing.

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Here you might need these said the squeaky bear handing

Monkey Spud a pair of protective goggles. Monkey Spud put them on

and then waited 30 more seconds and then BOOM!!! The

rock exploded into a million little pieces.

Wow, you are good, said Monkey Spud

Ya I know, said the Squeaky bear, I also have a hypnotic

squeak

So whats your name? asked Monkey Spud

Squeaky bear, whats yours?

Monkey Spud

Well I have to go. It was nice meeting you, Said Monkey

Spud

It was nice meeting you to, replied Squeaky bear, Oh ya and

watch out for Evil prince Squid Jim

Whos he? asked Monkey Spud

Hes the strongest sea creature that ever lived

Witch way does he live? Asked Monkey Spud

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North Replied Squeaky Bear

Ok thanks said Monkey Spud

Monkey Spud walked north the rest of that day.

The Next Day

When Monkey Spud woke up he was in the middle of a town of

multicolored flying rabbits. One of the flying rabbits came over and

asked if he was awake

Ya Im awake. Who are you?

Im George. Leader of these rabbits, who are you?

I am Monkey Spud a wanderer from the depths of the jungle

Oh so youre the king of the jungle?

The what!?!

The King of the jungle. King Jimbob the CLVII (157) past

away last week and the creatures of the Jungle voted you the king

Cool! said Monkey Spud

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Now if theres anything we can do for you wed be glad to do

it said George

Ok said Monkey Spud can I have a phone

Ya sure we have whole store room full of those. Ill run and go

get one.

All right Im back said George

So I noticed muttered Monkey Spud

What was that? asked George

Nothing replied Monkey Spud hey you wouldnt happen o know

Queesle the weasel, Bob the Beatle Bug, Flying Mr. Ed, Man turkey,

squeaky bear, or the music mans Phone number? asked Monkey

Spud.

Ya Know there Phone number they come over to play extreme

Ping Pong every week

Can you add there names to my Speed dial?

Ya just a minute

Oh and one more thing which way to Evil Price Squid Jim

Oh you meanKingSquid Jim

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Ummm... ya

Just go north

Ok thanks for the help and the phone

Yep any time

Monkey Spud Traveled a few miles until he came across a two

headed cockroach.

Hello called Monkey Spud

Hi the cockroach called back

Who are you asked Monkey Spud

I am the leader of the Double headed cockroaches

I am Monkey Spud The king of the jungle

Cool said the double headed cockroach

Ok now heres a Question why isnt your other head talking?

Hes asleep

Ok heres another question which way to Evil King Squid Jims

lair

North said the cockroach

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Ok one last thing can you add your Phone number to my

speed dial?

Sure said the cockroach

After the cockroach put in his number Monkey Spud set off North for

the rest of the day.

The next day

Monkey Spud woke up had breakfast and set off to his north.

When he came to the beach he saw some scuba diving stuff he also

saw a sign that says TO EVIL KING SQUID JIMS LAIR with an

arrow pointing north. Well isnt that convenientMonkey Spud

thought. Monkey Spud Put on the scuba diving stuff and dove in

After swimming a few minutes he saw a castle with a sign next to it

saying welcome to the kings castle. Jim was waiting for him.

Ive been waiting for you Spud

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