The 6 Things Students Forget About in College

By Kyra BarrettThe 6 Things Students Forget About in CollegeSARCASTICCollege is not for everyone. This Power Point is not to pur or dis suade anyone from attending what ever college they should desire. This Power Point serves to inform future students and attendees with the perks of attending a university. DISCLAIMERYou could attend one of these!

Congratulations!!

I am pleased to inform you that insert your name here has been accepted into a college of their choice!!Welcome to the real worldYou have accepted into a university of your choice. The grueling application process has been worth it. You finally get to make something of yourself!Today in the mail you received:1. A Certificate with your name on it!2. A FREE T-SHIRT of your future Alma- Mater

The number 1 thing you forgotThe Word FREE!!Your student ID cards get you free things!

Businesses help you out! YOU SAVE MONEY!1. free adjective \fr\: not costing any money

: not held as a slave or prisoner

: not physically held by somethingThe NUMBER 2 THING YOU FORGOTDORMS!

ContinuedYou will make new friends! (Youre surrounded by strangers)You live in such close proximity!If you get sick, everyone gets sick!The number 3 thing you forgotCommunal Bathrooms

But you will always have a reason to buy new flip flops : shower shoesNUMBER 4 THING YOU FORGOTExerciseThe Freshman Fifteen: Another name for the college freshman class; given to the freshman class because in the first year of college, students will usually eat more than usual and not exercise as much, thus gaining weight (usually about 15 pounds) How do I keep it off?continuedHow do I keep it off?

continued Guess what:YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAS ANYMOREBECAUSE YOU WONT BE ABLE TO AFFORD ITNUMBER 5 THING YOU FORGOTFOOD

Expectations:Reality:

YOU GET TO CHOOSEFAST FORWARD FIVE YEARSCONGRATULATIONS!YOU JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE

AND.NUMBER 6 THING YOU FORGOT STUDENT LOAN DEBT

acknowledgementsPlease take and consider the information, and do; or do not go to college, if that is right for you. Look forward into all of the fun things youll get to do in college. Or the experience you will get by directly entering the work force, or even the honor and bravery you have by going into the Armed Forces. BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL