tara birthday
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Happy 21Happy 21stst Birthday!Birthday!
Tara, my extremely young Tara, my extremely young housemate (in fact, I’d go as housemate (in fact, I’d go as far as saying you aren’t my far as saying you aren’t my housemate, you are my friend! housemate, you are my friend! Gather that caring comment Gather that caring comment and retain it for the future up and retain it for the future up and coming cold sarcastic and coming cold sarcastic months…) here is a small months…) here is a small token of my appreciation! Also token of my appreciation! Also because I’m poor I can’t afford because I’m poor I can’t afford you the diamond ring…you the diamond ring…
The The beginning…beginning…
Spotty Spotty prepubescent prepubescent
Hobbs… Hobbs…
Cambridge emo Cambridge emo girl… girl…
So much face!
!!!
Important Important Graph Graph
Displays my feeling Displays my feeling towards you since the towards you since the
beginning of beginning of University…University…
The current situation…QUEEN Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
This was meant to be so much longer and funnier but I got bored of the effort… no I had my job interview
which is more important than this, so it has been cut short! But I hope you appreciate the effort!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Love from grumpy. x