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“The Bachelor”
David Edition
“The Bachelor”
Okay David, You must choose half of these girls to
eliminate.
Done, I eliminated three of them let’s
move on to the next round.
There will now be a brief description
of each of your candidates.
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Michal bat Aniston.Daughter of Saul, is being offered to you by the man
himself. She is very fond of you. Very caring and will do anything to save you (even help you escape through a window. Very pleasant good
looking girl.
Abigail bat ArgonAbigail is intelligent and
beautiful. She was previously married to Nabal until his
death. Know she is looking for her own bachelor. She is
considered by “The Talmud Beauty Contest” to be one of the four most beautiful in the
world.
Ahinoam bat Mrs. Levy.Ahinoam is just an amazing
person. She was born in Jezreel and has come to win David’s love.
Ahinoam was captain of the tennis team, and class president
in college.
You will now proceed to the
next step, you will go on a date which each candidate.
Yuppie! Let’s go.Alright first you will go on a date
with Michal.
I’m Ready!
So how was it?
It was amazing. I really liked her.
Let’s try the next two.
2 Dates Later!
Ok your finally done. Have you
decided who your going to chose.
Sort of… I really liked Michal at the
beginning but after a while it just
didn’t work out.
The other two on the other hand
really caught my eye. The decission
was two hard.
I couldn’t narrow it down.. So I’m picking BOTH!
OH! There you have it. See you all next time on “THE
BACHELOR’