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<p>Cricket Joke in Tamil Who thought of the "One Day INternationals" cricket match (ODI)? ? ? ? ? ? ? Who? ? Its mahakavi Bharathiaar because he sang "ODI vilayadhu paappa" Computer Mokkai Tamil Jokes Two foxes went to the jungle in</p> <p>different directions. Eppadi kandupudippenga? 'Bi-Nari' search.. Maths Mokkai SMS Jokes 90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava maatipeenga... eppadi? aenna, SIN 90 = COT 45 idhu eppadi irukku? More Computer Mokkai SMS Joke What would you call a girl driving a car? ? ? A Pen Drive. Geometry SMS Mokkai Joke Who is more intelligent among</p> <p>the two: SQUARE or CIRCLE? ? ? Answer: Square.... because Squaru'kku naalu moolai. Circle'lukku moolayae illa. More Kadi Mokkai SMS Joke Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan? ? ? ? "MI-CRO-SOFT" Sema kadi joke Why do MUNIVARS have so</p> <p>much resistance to worldy pleasures? Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance... Eppadi namma physics? Learn Hindi through Tamil "Dhuniya me koyi nahi hai" ulagathil koli illa "koyi bath nahi" - koli kullikaradhu illa "woh bar bar aathaa hai" - adhu barber'oda aathha Proud to be Hindi student Next series of Harry Potter films in Tamil Harry Potter and the Bottle of Quarter</p> <p>Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter matter Harry Potter</p> <p>and Sappa Matter and Avar Vitta Peter and personal and his love letter</p> <p>Kid Joke Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan.... Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam..... ayyoooo... ayyooooo.... COMPUTER THIRUKKURAL 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoar</p> <p>mattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkum JOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..</p> <p>Mega Mokkai SMS Printing Mistake in question Paper: "Prove that 2/10 = 0.2" is wrongly printed as "Prove that 2/10=2" Students: Evvalavo panittom, itha panna mattoma? 2-two</p> <p>10-ten =&gt;2/10 =Two/ten cancel t =wo/en by albhabetic order,w-23 o-15 e-5 n-14 w+0=23+15=38 e+n=5+14=19 so,38/19=2 Hence proved Submitted by Meenu on 21-Aug2009 Funny SMS i am remo i want to memo</p> <p>thats kannum kannum nokia un sel 4n enne ottaya nee sms panna mattiya srichthu pothum vaya mududa Submitted by jaaiz on 1-August2009 General Knowledge Joke Gandhi'ji saagurathudu munnadi eppadi irunthaarnu theriuma! Theralena therunjunkonga...!</p> <p>Uyirodu irunthaar....! Submitted by MaNjA's on 26July-2009 Funny SMS "SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL", "CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN". Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan, enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam! Submitted by LUMA.MINI on 23July-2009 Tamil Funny Joke Aenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka? Aenna adhu vaayilla praani sir</p> <p>Tamil Cricket Funny Joke What is the name of Shane Warne's wife? Balatirupurasundari (BalaTirupura-Sundari) Kadi Joke in Tamil Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidyasam? Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam More Tamil Funny SMS Whats the opposite of Aravindswamy? Aravind did not see me</p> <p>Another blade aruvai kadi joke Whats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai? vayar-eriyudhu One of the Best Kadi Jokes Most Mega Funny Tamil Kadi Joke Ramar Seetai'yai thedikondu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi? Because Ramar kitta Vill irundhahu and where there is a Vill, there is a Way! Cinema Kadi Joke Vayasukku vandha Tamil nadigar</p> <p>yaaru? Major Sunderraajan. English Tamil Kadi Which animal knows to dance well? Think.. Think.. ok ok its.. "AADU" SMS Teaser in Tamil Na SMS anupuna neengalum return SMS dhan anupanumnu sattam illa Oru Honda City Car. Sony Colour Tv. LG Washing Machine.</p> <p>Fridge. Ippadi kuda anuppalam ok! Chance-a illai kadi joke Ippam naa sollura kadi joke'la ratham aara paaya pogudhu... What is the opposit of STD? No-cofee-da (S-T-D)</p> <p>Madras Bashai Tamil Kadi Joke Madurai girl goes to Madras vegetable shop and asks "eppadimma Keerai?" kaigari vikkarava says: "naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!</p> <p>Aruvai Blade Tea-kadai'kaarar kabadi vilayaduna eppadi vilayaaduvaar? cup-t,cup-t,cup-t,cup-t......... SMS Thathuvam Ennadhan unga phone'la sms, mms, camera ellam irundhalum, SMS'sa forward dhan panna mudiyum, Rewind ellam panna mudiyadhu! Tamil Thathuvam This is another crazy Tamil Thathuvam: how many of this can you bear before getting admitted in Keelpaakkam? Ennadhan unga thalai</p> <p>suththinaalum, unga mudhugai neengalae paarkka mudiyaadhu! SMS Thathuvam Idhu oru over aruvai but funny (and kadi) Tamil SMS Joke. Ennathan kalayile 4 manikke eleuntriichi, neenga vasal perukki, thanni telichalum, Night 9 manikku than TV'la "kolangal" poduvanga. SMS Teaser Oru phone kooda pannula Oru SMS kooda anuppula Oru email kooda varala Enakka ennavo bayama irukku,</p> <p>Nee thirippiyum maadu maeikka poittiyaa'nnu!!! Blade Joke in Tamil Naethu bu'sla poyittu irunthappa, oruththar shoulder'la adichhu, "Royapettai"ya'nnu kaettara. Naan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen. Aana yaen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala! Mega Mokkai Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna peyar vaippanga? Onion Union</p> <p>Tamil Computer Comedy Joke Neenga computer munnadi ukkandhu work panna, adhu enna ninaikkum theriyuma? Intel Inside Mental Outside! Blade bakkiri joke Vethalai'yudan seraadha paakku edhu? Mysore paakku</p> <p>Punch SMS Kai patta figarai nesikkadhey, anal nesitha figarai kai vaikamal vidathey!</p> <p>Submitted by Balajee K.V.V on 20-Sep-2009 SMS BOOMI SIRITHTHAL' BOOGAMBAM' KADAL SIRITHTHAL 'SUNAMI' KAATRU SIRITHTHAL' PUJAL' NEENGA SIRITHTHAL 'PUNNAGAI' UNGA MOBILE SRITHTHAL ENN SWEET 'SMS'.....</p> <p>Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17Sep-2009 FUNNY IAS</p> <p>IAS IAS IAS IAS IAS IAS APPADA,ORU VALIYA KASHTAPATTU UNNA IAS PADIKKA VACHITAN. PUDIKKALAN'NA SOLLU , NAALAIKKU 'MBBS' PDIKKA VAIKIREN....</p> <p>Submitted by NITHI on 17-Sep2009 Love Punch Dialog Difference between Talent and Problem: Oru ponnai erandu paer love pannurathu PROBLEM. Oru payyanai erandu paer love pannurathu TALENT. Submitted by RAJU on 13-Sep2009 Love Punch SMS Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu, varaya therinthavan Buthisaali, varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.</p> <p>Submitted by Vichu on 12-Sep2009 Avagadro Number Teacher: How will you find Avagadro's Number??? Student: Go to Menu &gt; Contacts &gt; Avagadro By, Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam. Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009 Mokkai of the day Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Watch a Kadichukitte Irukkar Yean?</p> <p>Yosinga.</p> <p>Theriyalayaa???.</p> <p>Bcoz Avar "Nagai Suvai Nadigar".... Ha.ha..Ha.. Hiyo... hiyo.... Submitted by Manohaasan on 08-Sep-2009 FUNNY Vimanaththkku 'MEENAMPAKKAM' kappalukku 'PADDINAPAKKAM' rainukku 'NUNKAMPAKKAM' eanakku 'KODAMPAKKAM'</p> <p>unakku ' KEELPAKKAM' Submitted by LUMAMINI on 05Sep-2009 Mokkai jokes Elephant and erumbu were classmates.Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee. Why? Because that was a cut'erumbu!...) dont cry.. Submitted by Meenu on 05-Sep2009 Funny Lollu SMS hello excuse me thoongitingala...</p> <p>plz konjam ealunthrichu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga. $$$$ MESSAGE $$$ OK... NEENGA IPPA THOONGUNGA. Submitted by NITHI on 05-Sep2009 Kadi Joke SMS IAM CM UR PM IAM LOCAL UR ISD IAM PITHALA DOLLAR UR US DOLLER IAM ARYIA BHAVAN UR SARAVANA BHAVAN</p> <p>IAM 0% LOOSE UR100% LOOSE Submitted by JENIFAR M.B.A 09843355361 on 03-Sep-2009 Teasing Joke SMS Ungalukku oru test. abcdefghijklmnopqr stuvwxy Idhula onnu mattum missing. Kandupideenga paarpom. . . . . . . . .</p> <p>. ABCD la eppadi onnu irukkum? Endha school'la padicheenga? Blade bakkiri joke Whats opposite of Sambar Sadham? Rasam did not see them. Submitted by anonymous on 30Aug-2009 Blade SMS Kandupidingalen! A rich man'kkitte illathe onnu, a poor man kitte irukkura onnu, athai sappittal(eat) ne iranthiduve(die). ANS: ENAKKUM THERIATHU.</p> <p>HA,HA. Submitted by MOKKAI on 27Aug-2009 SMS TODAYS SUPER PUNCH: Humm Ippadiye adudhavanga pounch ah fwd panniye kaalatha oattunga ponga suyama room poattu vasalla ukkandhu yosinga yosinga</p> <p>by: "suyamaai yosikka vaippoar sangam" Submitted by bhuvi on 27-Aug2009</p> <p>Mokkai Msg Veetla irukku karapampoochi, thookkipotta veiliapochi. Submitted by prasanth jk on 27Aug-2009 Teacher and Student Joke Maths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna? Student:18na vayasu ponnu. 81na nalla vayasana ponnu. Submitted by m.nivetha ece on 27-Aug-2009 Kaathiruppu Aval thoongumvarai kathirunthen...</p> <p>Aval Sister'ku Msg Anuppa. Submitted by ManoHaasan on 27-Aug-2009 Masak'Kadi Joke idhli kum thosai kum yenna different? idhli koottama varum, thosai single'la varum.</p> <p>Submitted by chinna on 26-Aug2009 Marana Kadi Appana appa mattumthan. Ammana amma mattumthan. Thambina thambi mattumthan. Friendna ithu ellamethan. By "NADODIGAL" EN NANBANIN NANBAN ENAKKUM NANBANE). Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug2009 Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi Oru oorla neraya padichavaru</p> <p>oruthavar iruntharu. Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru. Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga. Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru. Appo avaruku Benadry! syrub koduthanga. Y? Because: Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U). No No Alakoodathu. Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug2009</p> <p>Two LKG Boys Joke LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda. LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura? LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar. Submitted by J.Vijil on 20-Aug2009 Husband and Wife Marriage Joke Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru. Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma. Tamil Joke in English Q: What is the opposite of "Made</p> <p>in India"? A: "Pallam in Pakistan" Seriyana Mokkai Joke How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready....Steady.....PO Rude and Funny Tamil SMS oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen... dey nadhari... sim card recharge pana oru varushama? Masa kadi SMS Joke Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar? Thabal'nu uluvaar</p> <p>Sema Kadi Joke How do flies communicate with each other? eee-mail Aruvai Joke Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha, adha English'la eppadi solluveenga? Hen-Writing SMS Teaser in Tamil Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa? ...Press down... . . . .</p> <p>"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu. Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal.. HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal.. CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal.. Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!</p>