super detective (murder at the coffee shop)
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Harold, the dumbest detective ever is hired to capture an obvious criminalTRANSCRIPT
Murder At The Coffee Shop……
One night, an extremely FAT man named Bill
Was working late at his coffee shop. A customer walked in wearing a brown
trench Coat. The customer slit Bill’s throat and
Quickly ran off will a box of a dozenJelly donuts…..
3:30 DAY- 1
Witness- “James Thorne”
“Hot Dog Stand around the corner from the crime seen”
Where were you theNight Bill was
killed?
I was selling hot dogs at the base ball
Game.
You…You sick fucking
Fiend!
I knew it was you…
What?
At that game!You put relish on my damn hot dog!
Oh…Sorry
Hate fucking relish…
Where you planningOn asking any more
questions?
Did you know this guy?
What guy now?
Da dead sonfa bitch.
Not personally,
saw him around
That it?
I think I sold him a hotdog
once..
Probably killed him with that fucking
hotdog..
What?
I think I’m done here, thanks for your
time…
Sure thing detective.
Please, that’s super detective sir.
12:15- Day 2
Crime Scene
“With detective Simon”
I think maybe, he was hit with a blunt object.
Harold,We already know how he was killed
Fucking suicide..
Harold,He was cut.
Damn scissors..
We need to find more evidence..
It was fucking hot dog man
wasn’t it?
No, I don’t think so..
I’ma go get a fucking hotdog.
Just can’t figure it out..
3:30- Day 2
“Hot Dog Stand”
“James Thorne”
Figure out the crime yet?
Extra mustard please..
Okay, so… did you figure anything out
yet?
Don’t put any fucking relish on
it..
I wont, hows the crime going?
Do you sell chips?
OH, I almost forgot to tell you! I saw a
man in a brown trench coat.
He drove to an old warehouse in a
white van.. It looked suspicious.
We’ll check it out immediately, but
first make my damn hotdog.
7:30- Day 2
“Outside the old warehouse”
“With Detective Simon”
Think he’s in there?
Yeah..
Whats that?
Theres a man in there!
Holy shit!He’s wearing a
brown trench coat!
Damn bitch doesn’t change
his clothes..
Hey you in there!!!!!!!
What?
Knew it was you! You
thought you could get away
with murder and blame the hotdog man!
What?
And stealing those fucking jelly donuts was just a
distraction to keep me guessing!
Harold, I don’t think…
That’s exactly it!
I didn’t think there was a good enough
detective!Damn!
The man was sentenced to life In prison for murder.
Also a 5$ fee for stolen property
The donuts
There you have it, no Criminal slips by my ass
Without a fight!
I’ma go get a fucking hotdog