sunday may 3rd, 2009 - tv tonight · web view(cc) 2006 (ws) (tba) " borat: cultural learnings...

Sunday May 3rd, 2009 6:00 am Mass For You At Home (WS) (G)6:30 am Hillsong (WS) (G)7:00 am Totally Wild (CC) Repeat (WS) (C)

Explore the natural beauty of Australia's native flora and fauna with the Totally Wild team.7:30 am Animalia (CC) Repeat (WS) (C)

"What's The Good Word"Alex and Zoe are two kids who find themselves in an extraordinary situation. After stumbling across a magical portal hidden in the town library they're led to a parallel dimension, a sophisticated world called ANIMALIA.

8:00 am Meet The Press (CC) (WS) Network Ten's premier political program. Join Paul Bongiorno as he interviews the main players on the Australian public affairs stage, and covers the issues making news in Federal politics.

8:30 am Video Hits (G)Video Hits is Australia's #1 music show. Hosted by Faustina 'Fuzzy' Agolley & Hayden Guppy, it features the best new music and classic tunes. Plus interviews, live event shows and huge competitions.

10:00 am Video Hits (PG)Video Hits is Australia's #1 music show. Hosted by Faustina 'Fuzzy' Agolley & Hayden Guppy, it features the best new music and classic tunes. Plus interviews, live event shows and huge competitions.(Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References)

11:30 am Video Hits Presents: Eskimo Joe (TBA)Australia's number one music show, brings you specials with interviews and music from the world's hottest acts.

12:00 pm Oprah's Big Give (G)Oprah presents a heart-warming new reality series where millions are spent by contestants, challenged to find ways of sharing their wealth with the public. Each week their will power and wits are tested until one person is crowned 'The Biggest Giver'.

1:00 pm Everybody Loves Raymond Repeat (WS) (PG)"The Power Of No"Ray attempts to turn the tables on Debra in the bedroom.Starring: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle, Brad Garrett(Cons.Advice: Sexual References)

1:30 pm I Fish (WS) (G)Providing tips and information for the beginner fisherman, right through to the hard-core fishing enthusiasts. Everything you need to know about the world of fishing. Hosted by Paul Worsteling.

2:30 pm Netball: ANZ Championship LIVE (WS)"Vixens Vs Thunderbirds"Two of the leading Australian teams - arch rivals the Melbourne Vixens and Adelaide Thunderbirds meet in Sunday Afternoon Netball. Hosted by Luke Darcy and Liz Ellis.

4:30 pm Meerkat Manor Repeat (WS) (G)A soap opera of survival like no other. The main characters are 12 inches high and live underground in burrows. From family squabbles to love affairs, follow a group of meerkats living in the Kalahari Desert in southern Africa. Narrated by Mike Goldman.

5:00 pm TEN News At Five (CC) A full half hour of news with extensive coverage of local, national and international news and weather.

5:30 pm Out Of The Blue (CC) (WS) (PG)The rift between Poppy and Peta continues to grow when Marcus intentionally causes Poppy to think that he has slept with Peta. Poppy is then left to wonder if Jarrod has been involved in a shooting when she witnesses gun shot fire at the beach.Starring: Clayton Watson, Katherine Hicks, Charlotte Gregg, Diane Craig, Zoe Carides, Daniel Henshall, Ryan Johnson

NETWORK TEN MELBOURNE PROGRAM GUIDE W/C MAY 3RD, 2009

(Cons.Advice: Adult Themes)6:00 pm Guerrilla Gardeners (CC) (WS) (TBA)

"Bankstown"When the sun goes down and city workers retreat to the 'burbs', renegade gardeners are out to reclaim the city. Six young warriors, armed with attitude and gardening tools work together to make-over the most barren and concrete-filled spaces in our cities

NETWORK SERIES PREMIERE6:30 pm Merlin (CC) (WS) (PG)

"The Dragon's Call"Young warlock Merlin arrives at Camelot and finds himself in a place where magic is punishable by death. Upon meeting the Great Dragon, Merlin's destiny becomes clear - he must use his magic to protect Arthur, son of King Uther and future king.Starring: Colin Morgan, Bradley James, Anthony Stewart Head, John Hurt, Katy McGrath, Richard Wilson, Angel Coulby(Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Supernatural Themes)

7:30 pm MasterChef Australia (CC) (WS) (TBA)After a tough week those that remain in the Top 50 have one last challenge to prove their worth. Each contestant has a box of ten mystery ingredients including pork, chocolate, bread and cabbage and just 30 minutes to prepare a judge worthy dish.

NETWORK PREMIERE9:00 pm Sunday Night Movie (CC) 2006 (WS) (TBA)

" Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan"Kazakh TV personality Borat Sagdiyev goes to the US with his producer Azamat Bagatov, to report on the greatest country in the world. After many enlightening encounters with the locals, he becomes obsessed with former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson.Starring: Sacha Baron Cohen, Pamela Anderson, Ken Davitian

10:45 pm The Office (WS) (PG)"Chair Model"Michael contemplates his relationship with Jan after falling for a chair model in a catalog he's read, and Kevin and Andy team together to regain car parking spaces lost to a neighbouring company at the office.Starring: Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak

11:15 pm Moto GP (WS)"Round 3 Spain"Casey Stoner got the perfect start to the season in Qatar - now the Aussie continues to chase Valentino Rossi's world title in Spain.

1:30 am Home Shopping (G)2:30 am Kenneth Copeland (WS) (PG)3:00 am Life Today With James Robison (WS) (PG)3:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn (WS) (G)3:55 am Video Hits Up Late Repeat (PG)4:00 am The CBS Early Show

Morning talk show hosted by Julie Chen, Harry Smith, Dave Price, Russ Mitchell and Maggie Rodriguez.

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Monday May 4th, 2009 6:00 am TEN Early News (CC)

Breaking local, national and international news, with extensive coverage of finance and the latest sport and weather. Up-to-the-minute news brought to you first by TEN News.

7:00 am Toasted TV (G)Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons: Spongebob Squarepants (Rpt).

7:30 am Scope (CC) (WS) (C)"Measurement"We take measurements each day without even realising it. Like, how long until the bus comes? Is it too hot to wear a jumper today? Is my bike seat at the right height? Join Dr Rob as he gets out a ruler and SCOPES out all the science behind measurement.

8:00 am Toasted TV (G)Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons: Bakugan (Rpt).

8:30 am Puzzle Play (CC) (WS) (P)Join Kell, Liam and Patrick to solve a puzzle, also sing-a-long to some great songs and visit friends at preschools and in the animal world.

9:00 am 9am With David & Kim (CC) (WS) (PG)David Reyne and Kim Watkins look at the news, views and issues that matter to you and your lifestyle; and bring you the latest from the worlds of cooking, celebrity, fashion and health.

11:00 am TEN News (CC) Comprehensive coverage of local, national and international news with analysis of the key stories of the day and a strong focus on health, social and environmental issues.

12:00 pm Dr Phil (CC) (WS) (PG)"Gold Digging Secrets Revealed"Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.(Cons.Advice: Sexual References)

1:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show (CC) (WS) (PG)"Suze Orman With Emergency Financial Advice For America"With petrol prices soaring, prices of homes dropping, stock market instability, and unemployment at a record high, Suze Orman is back with emergency financial advice to help you make sense of it.

2:00 pm Ready Steady Cook (CC) Repeat (WS) (PG)Cooking game show where it's a battle against the clock for Australia's top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Peter Everett.

3:00 pm Judge Judy (CC) (PG)Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.

3:30 pm Huey's Cooking Adventures (G)Chef extraordinaire Iain Hewitson provides simple recipes that are informative, fun, as well as being totally delicious.

4:00 pm Everybody Loves Raymond Repeat (G)"The Wedding Part 2"During friend's wedding preparations, Ray asks Debra, "Why did you marry me?" When she hesitates, he flashes back to the not-so-magical night 10 years earlier when he popped the big question.Starring: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle

4:30 pm The Bold & The Beautiful (CC) (G)The story of the glamorous Forrester family: their loves, tragedies, triumphs and struggles for power in the fashion industry.


5:00 pm TEN News At Five (CC) Comprehensive coverage of local stories that impact your lives. As well as the big national and international news information. TEN News has more time devoted to sport and the latest weather. With Mal Walden, Helen Kapalos, Stephen Quartermain and MikeLarkan.

6:00 pm The Simpsons (CC) Repeat (G)"Boy-Scoutz N The Hood"Bart inadvertently joins the Junior Campers, and during a rafting trip, he becomes lost at sea with Homer and Ned Flanders.Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

6:30 pm Neighbours (CC) (WS) (G)Bridget freaks out at her baby shower; Rebecca goes public about her romance with Paul; and Lucas and Elle find intriguing secrets under number twenty-four.

7:00 pm MasterChef Australia (CC) (WS) (TBA)Arriving in Sydney, the contestants are taken to their luxury $16M pad and immediately into the MasterChef kitchen. Put straight to task, the Top 20 are given a set of ingredients and have just one hour to whip up a chicken dish of their choice.

NETWORK SERIES PREMIERE8:00 pm Recruits (CC) (WS) (TBA)

At Goulburn Police College in NSW, 388 new police recruits celebrate their graduation. After 8 gruelling months of training they're about to hit the beat for the first time. At the same time a group of hopefuls are starting their journey at Police College.

8:30 pm Good News Week (CC) (WS) (TBA)Join Paul McDermott along with team members Mikey Robins and Claire Hooper as they decipher, dissect, deconstruct and hilariously misrepresent the news from the week.

SEASON RETURN9:30 pm Supernatural (CC) (WS) (M)

"I Know What You Did Last Summer"Sam, Dean, and Ruby look for Anna who hears the voices of angels. When Ruby seemingly betrays the brothers and leaves with Anna, Sam enlightens Dean on how Ruby saved Sam's life while Dean was in Hell.Starring: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles(Cons.Advice: Some Violence)

10:30 pm TEN Late News With Sports Tonight (CC) Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverage and analysis of the major national and international stories. This is must-see television for those wanting the latest and most comprehensive news and sports information.

11:15 pm The Late Show With David Letterman (WS) (PG)Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

12:00 am Plus One SERIES PREMIERE (WS) (TBA)When no-hoper Rob's girlfriend Linsey leaves him for pop star Duncan from Blue, his world is crushed. After Rob is invited to Linsey & Duncan's wedding, it becomes an impromptu race against time for him to find a date that betters Linsey & upstages Duncan

12:30 am Home Shopping (G)2:30 am Kenneth Copeland (WS) (PG)3:00 am Life Today With James Robison (WS) (PG)3:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn (WS) (G)3:55 am Video Hits Up Late Repeat (PG)4:00 am The CBS Early Show





Tuesday May 5th, 2009 6:00 am TEN Early News (CC)



7:30 am Totally Wild (CC) (WS) (C)The Totally Wild team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe.





12:00 pm Dr Phil (CC) (WS) (M)"Caylee Found?"Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.(Cons.Advice: Adult Themes)

1:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show (CC) Repeat (WS) (PG)"I'm The Other Woman"Former mistresses are coming forward to tell you something that could save your marriage. Then, betrayed wives reveal the moment they discovered their cheating husbands. And, find out the verdict when a wife sued her husband's mistress.


3:00 pm Judge Judy (CC) (PG)Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.(Cons.Advice: Drug References, Adult Themes)


4:00 pm Everybody Loves Raymond Repeat (G)"The Invasion"Ray's home is being fumigated so he and his family stay over at his parent's house. While there, they try to make his parents and Robert nuts.Starring: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle


5:00 pm TEN News At Five (CC) Comprehensive coverage of local stories that impact your lives. As well as the big national and international news information. TEN News has more time devoted to sport


and the latest weather. With Mal Walden, Helen Kapalos, Stephen Quartermain and MikeLarkan.

6:00 pm The Simpsons (CC) Repeat (G)"$pringfield"Marge becomes addicted to playing slot machines after the town of Springfield legalizes gambling.Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

6:30 pm Neighbours (CC) (WS) (G)Bridget's reluctance to marry Declan threatens their relationship; Elle and Lucas' investigation uncovers an intriguing family secret; Paul's concern for Declan shows Rebecca she can rely on him.

7:00 pm MasterChef Australia (CC) (WS) (TBA)Fresh from the first challenge win, one contestant gets the opportunity to compete against a celebrity chef. Both Chef's make the same dish and the judges will blind taste each. If the contestant makes a 'better' dish, they will fastrack to the finals.

NETWORK SERIES PREMIERE7:30 pm Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation (CC) (WS) (TBA)

Hold on to your rib cages, because much-loved comic and TV host Shaun Micallef is back on TEN with his hilarious, inter-generational quiz show. Each week our regular team GENerals will be joined by three celebrity guests across the generations.

8:30 pm NCIS (CC) (WS) (M)"Hide And Seek"When a child discovers a murder weapon, his entire family ends up under investigation, as the NCIS team tries to find out who used it and who the victim is?Starring: Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, David McCallum, Pauley Perrette, Sean Murray(Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes)

9:30 pm Lie To Me (CC) (WS) (TBA)"Better Half"The Lightman Group is hired by Cal´s ex-wife to help with an arson case.Starring: Tim Roth, Kelli Williams, Brendan Hines, Monica Raymund



12:00 am Cops (TBA)12:30 am Home Shopping (G)2:30 am Kenneth Copeland (WS) (PG)3:00 am Life Today With James Robison (WS) (PG)3:30 am This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn (WS) (G)3:55 am Video Hits Up Late Repeat (PG)4:00 am The CBS Early Show





Wednesday May 6th, 2009 6:00 am TEN Early News (CC)




8:00 am Toasted TV (G)Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons: Bakugan (Rpt)..




12:00 pm Dr Phil (CC) (WS) (M)"Little Lost Boy"Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.(Cons.Advice: Adult Themes)

1:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show (CC) Repeat (WS) (PG)"Actress Jenny McCarthy: Warrior Moms"Actress Jenny McCarthy is here to share the story of a Mum who, shortly after giving birth to her daughter, overcame a flesh-eating bacteria that took both her arms and her legs. Then, Oprah interviews Jenny and Jim Carrey together for the first time.


3:00 pm Judge Judy (CC) (PG)Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.


4:00 pm Everybody Loves Raymond Repeat (G)"Driving Frank"Debra doesn't want Frank driving the kids anymore because he's a reckless driver. Starring: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle


5:00 pm TEN News At Five (CC) Comprehensive coverage of local stories that impact your lives. As well as the big national and international news information. TEN News has more time devoted to sport and the latest weather. With Mal Walden, Helen Kapalos, Stephen Quartermain and MikeLarkan.


6:00 pm The Simpsons (CC) Repeat (G)"Homer The Vigilante"Homer takes the law into his own hands when Springfield is victimised by a cat burglar.Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

6:30 pm Neighbours (CC) (WS) (G)The teens try to reconcile Bridget and Declan; Steph gets more than she bargained for when Greg comes home; and the trail goes cold on Elle and Lucas' mystery.

7:00 pm MasterChef Australia (CC) (WS) (TBA)Tonight, both teams are challenged to run their own Sushi train, serving real paying customers. They are responsible for everything, from creating the delicate dishes, to drumming up business and making sure their respective patrons are happy.

8:00 pm The All New Simpsons (CC) (WS) (TBA)"How The Test Was Won"Bart and the rest of Springfield Elementary's less intellectually gifted end up on an adventure when they are shipped away from the school as Lisa struggles with the pressures of performing well when taking a standardized test.Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria

8:30 pm House (CC) (WS) (TBA)"House Divided"The team takes on the case of a deaf 14-year-old named Seth who collapsed after he started 'hearing' explosions while competing in a wrestling match. When the team tries to test him for seizures, the situation gets more complicated when Seth loses vision in one eyeStarring: Hugh Laurie, Jesse Spencer, Robert Sean Leonard, Jennifer Morrison

SERIES RETURN9:30 pm Numb3rs (CC) (WS) (M)

"High Exposure"Don and his team search for the people responsible for the deaths of two rock climbers who had a large diamond in their possession.Starring: Rob Morrow, David Krumholtz, Judd Hirsch, Peter Mac Nicol(Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes)








Thursday May 7th, 2009 6:00 am TEN Early News (CC)








12:00 pm Dr Phil (CC) (WS) (M)"Shocking Headlines"Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.(Cons.Advice: Adult Themes)

1:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show (CC) Repeat (WS) (PG)"What Would You Dare To Live Without?"Two families are challenged to cut back for a week and live with only the bare necessities. For seven days there will be no eating out, no 25-minute showers, no leaving lights on when they leave a room. It's a drastic overhaul of their lives!


3:00 pm Judge Judy (CC) (TBA)Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.


4:00 pm Everybody Loves Raymond Repeat (G)"The Sitter"Debra decides to hire a babysitter, and begins to feel left out when the kids prefer the babysitter to her.Starring: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle


5:00 pm TEN News At Five (CC) Comprehensive coverage of local stories that impact your lives. As well as the big national and international news information. TEN News has more time devoted to sport and the latest weather. With Mal Walden, Helen Kapalos, Stephen Quartermain and Mike


Larkan.6:00 pm The Simpsons (CC) Repeat (G)

"Bart Gets Famous"Bart becomes an instant celebrity after he ad-libs a line during a sketch on the "Krusty the Klown Show."Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

6:30 pm Neighbours (CC) (WS) (G)Steph struggles to tell Greg how she feels until Toadie forces her hand; and the sexual tension is high between Sunny and Zeke.

7:00 pm MasterChef Australia (CC) (WS) (TBA)The losing team from last night's challenge must deliberate on their weakest member. Assessing each other's performances during challenges and judging each other on teamwork, the contestants must decide who will be the first to leave MasterChef Australia.

SERIES PREMIERE7:30 pm Rules Of Engagement (CC) (WS) (PG)

"Russell's Secret"Jeff surprises Audrey with a single ticket to see the musical "Wicked". Her attending alone and not having to deal with his inappropriate behaviour and sarcastic comments is part of the present.(Cons.Advice: Sexual References)

8:00 pm Bondi Vet (CC) SEASON FINALE (WS) (TBA)In an after-hours emergency 6 month old Buddy has been rushed into the Bondi clinic to see Dr Chris. The boxers system is shutting down, his face is badly swollen and his airways are constricting because of a severe allergic reaction to a wasp sting.

SERIES PREMIERE8:30 pm Law & Order: Criminal Intent (CC) (WS) (TBA)

"Playing Dead"A council member becomes a suspect in the murder of her stepdaughter and her boyfriend, after Goren and Eames discover that the murder may be related to blackmail plans the couple may have started.

NEW TIME9:30 pm Medium (CC) (WS) (TBA)

"The Devil Inside Part 1"Allison's dreams quickly become reality when she comes face to face with her stalker, Lucas Harvey, a man who is convinced he's doing God's work by putting a stop to her and her ability.Starring: Patricia Arquette, Jake Weber, Miguel Sandoval, Maria Lark






Friday May 8th, 2009 6:00 am TEN Early News (CC)






9:00 am 9am With David & Kim (CC) (WS) (PG)David Reyne and Kim Watkins look at the news, views and issues that matter to you and your lifestyle; and bring you the latest from the worlds of cooking, celebrity and fashion.


12:00 pm Dr Phil (CC) (WS) (M)"Wasted Youth"Join Dr. Phil McGraw as he inspires millions of people to "get real". He gives them the challenge they need to change their behaviour, move ahead and lead positive lives.

1:00 pm The Oprah Winfrey Show (CC) (WS) (PG)"Oprah Fridays Live - Melissa Etheridge Speaks Out!"Oprah, Gayle King and Mark Consuelos talk about the latest headline news out of California. Rock star Melissa Etheridge shares why she's fired up about the passing of Proposition 8, the California proposition that makes same-sex marriage illegal.


3:00 pm Judge Judy (CC) (TBA)Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding.


4:00 pm Everybody Loves Raymond Repeat (G)"The Visit"When Debra's mother visits, Debra wishes her mother was more like Marie. Starring: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle


5:00 pm TEN News At Five (CC) Comprehensive coverage of local stories that impact your lives. As well as the big national and international news information. TEN News has more time devoted to sport and the latest weather. With Mal Walden, Helen Kapalos, Stephen Quartermain and Mike Larkan.


6:00 pm The Simpsons (CC) Repeat (G)"Homer And Apu"Apu offers the Simpsons his services as valet after he is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart for selling rancid meat.Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

6:30 pm Neighbours (CC) (WS) (G)Toadie and Steph fall out like never before; Karl and Susan wage war over the dishwasher; and Ringo returns to play for the dingoes.

7:00 pm MasterChef Australia (CC) (WS) (TBA)Resident judges Gary Mehigan and George Calombaris give the contestants a chance to learn from the best and see how it's really done in the weekly Masterclass.

7:30 pm The Simpsons (CC) Repeat (PG)"24 Minutes"Guest Stars: Kiefer SutherlandPrincipal Skinner opens a CTU - Counter Truancy Unit - at Springfield Elementary School with Lisa heading up the operation. Homer is sent to dispose of a container of yoghurt that is so far past its use-by date that it could be toxic.

8:00 pm "Thank God It's Doomsday" (CC) Repeat (PG)An apocalyptic movie followed by three real-life omens causes Homer to fear and begin researching the rapture. Homer deducts that the event is coming in a week and he believes the only way he can get into heaven is to warn others.Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith

NEW TIME8:30 pm Law & Order (CC) (WS) (M)

"By Perjury"A plaintiff in a class-action suit against an airline is murdered.

9:30 pm "Pledge" (CC) (WS) (M)Harold Foley and his wife Joyce, both biologists at a local university, come home to find their son and their housekeeper murdered.Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Sam Waterston, Alana De LA Garza, Linus Roache, S. Epatha Merkerson, Anthony Anderson(Cons.Advice: Some Violence)

10:30 pm Life On Mars NEW TIME (WS) (TBA)"Coffee, Tea Or Annie"When a Pan Atlantic air hostess turns up dead, Annie volunteers for a dangerous undercover mission. While posing as the murdered woman to help solve the second in a possible series of brutal homicides, she uncovers an unlikely suspect.Starring: Jason O'Mara, Harvey Keitel, Gretchen Mol, Jonathan Murphy, Michael Imperioli

11:20 pm TEN Late News (CC) Australia's leading late news service with comprehensive coverage and analysis of the major national and international stories. This is must-see television for those wanting the latest and most comprehensive news and sports information.

11:50 pm Sports Tonight (CC) If your passion is sport then Sports Tonight delivers the goods with unprecedented coverage of all sports from Australia and around the world. If it happened in sports today, you'll see it on Sports Tonight.

12:20 am The Late Show With David Letterman (WS) (PG)Join the king of late night television - David Letterman, with special guests, his famous 'Top Ten' and lots more.

1:20 am Cops (TBA)1:50 am Video Hits Up Late Repeat (PG)2:00 am Home Shopping (G)4:00 am Queer Eye For The Straight Guy (TBA)5:00 am Key Of David (WS) (PG)5:30 am What It Takes (WS) (TBA)

"Johnny Depp"


A look at some of Hollywood's biggest names and how they made it big in showbiz. From industry experts to the stars themselves, each episode reveals what choices they had to make, and what steps were taken to become the cream of the crop.




Saturday May 9th, 2009 6:00 am Toasted TV (G)

Want the lowdown on what's hip for kids? Join the team for the latest in gaming, sport, gadgets, pop culture, movies, music and other seriously fun stuff! Featuring a variety of your favourite cartoons: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Rpt), Dork Hunters From Outer Space (Rpt), Zorro: Generation Z, Transformers Animated, Spectacular Spiderman.

8:30 am H20: Just Add Water (CC) Repeat (WS) (C)Three teenage girls - all different - suddenly find they've got extraordinary power over water. Their lives will change forever. They'll learn more about their own potential and the power of friendship.

9:00 am Totally Wild (CC) Repeat (WS) (C)Explore the natural beauty of Australia's native flora and fauna with the Totally Wild team.

9:30 am Dex Hamilton (CC) (WS) (C)"Star Flies With That?"When the team sets out to collect Star-Flies to power the Habitat's generator, they're taken hostage by a trio of eccentric space-pirates.

10:00am Video Hits (PG)Video Hits is Australia's #1 music show. Hosted by Faustina 'Fuzzy' Agolley & Hayden Guppy, it features the best new music and classic tunes. Plus interviews, live event shows and huge competitions.(Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References)

11:00 am Video Hits Presents: One Hit Wonders Repeat (PG)Today we look at artists who struck gold, but only once! The best of the one hit wonders!

12:00pm Totally Australia: Treading Water Repeat (WS) (G)We examine how the necessity for water has driven ancient man from one of the first known settlements. Also experience first hand the convergence of Australia's two most famous rivers - the mighty Murray and the Darling.

1:00 pm Everybody Loves Raymond Repeat (WS) (PG)"Win, Lose Or Draw"Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money.

1:30 pm "Captain Nemo" Repeat (PG)When all Ray's free time goes to coaching his basketball team, Debra reminds him that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them.Starring: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle

2:00 pm Animal Lifeline"Elephant Alert"

Repeat (G)

3:00 pm AFL Premiership Season 2009 (WS)"Round 7 – Richmond V Brisbane"Join commentary team: Stephen Quartermain, Michael Christian, Luke Darcy, Matthew Lloyd and Mark Howard from the MCG.

6:00 pm TEN News (CC) A full half hour of news with extensive coverage of local, national and international news and weather.

6:30 pm Before the Game (PG)Join Dave Hughes, Mick Molloy, Andrew Maher, Sam Lane and Lehmo for all the footy action giving you the full low-down of all the weekend's games.

7:00 pm

10:30pm

AFL Premiership Season 2009"Round 7 – Carlton V Fremantle""Join Commentary Team: Anthony Hudson, Tim Lane, Robert Walls and McDonald. Good News Week

LIVE

Repeat (TBA)Join Paul McDermott along with team members Mikey Robins and Claire Hooper as they decipher, dissect, deconstruct and hilariously misrepresent the news from the week.

11:30pm Sunday Late Night Movie (M)"The Parole Office"


(Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence, Sexual References, Nudity)

1:20 am Cops"In Denial Special Edition" (TBA)

1:50 am Video Hits Up Late Repeat (PG)2:00 am Home Shopping (G)4:00 am Bayless Conley (WS) (G)4:30 am Leading The Way With Dr. Michael Youssef (WS) (G)5:00 am Hour Of Power (WS) (G)




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