The Takeout Comedy Club Hong Kong is the FIRST FULLTIME COMEDY CLUB in Hong Kong, China and Asia!! Located at 34 Elgin Street, basement, Soho, Central, we have weekly THURS, FRI, and SAT COMEDY SHOWS. Student/Group rates are available!  ”LADIES NIGHT 2 For 1″ EVERY THURSDAY in Soho! AND FREE Standup Comedy Workshop in on October 9 from 200pm-600pm!

Jameson (”Jami”) Gong is a Chinese American, born and raised in New York City’s Chinatown. Throughout Jami’s life, he always possessed the gift to make people laugh. He believes that laughter soothes the soul, and unites people of all ages, race, gender, and religion. When he was growing up, he watched Johnny Carson on “The Tonight Show”. This show inspired him to become a future comedian

Yo mama's

so fat, she sets off

car alarms

when she runs

Why don't

oysters give to charity?Because they're

shellfish. What's the difference between a

lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at

night.

What do you call a

sheep with no legs?

A cloud

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her

forehead, because she

wanted to make up her mind

How do you make a blonde

laugh on a Saturday?

Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.

Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.