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“Fiction is like a spider's web, attached ever so slightly perhaps, but still attached to life at all four corners. Often the attachment is scarcely perceptible.”

Virginia Woolf

“I attach my web to your face at

night.”

Spider


“The difference between utility and utility plus beauty is the difference between telephone wires and the spider web.”

Edwin Way Teale

“If you strike me down, you will be cursed with ants more

powerful than you could ever imagine.”

Spider


“For me, each day begins and ends with wanting to learn a little more about the secrets of spider silk.”

Cheryl Hayashi

“I taste your fear with my leg hair.”

Spider


“I never kill insects. If I see ants or spiders in the room, I pick them up and take them outside. Karma is everything.”

~Holly Valance“Karma sounds like something to

hide under until you walk by. Then I would spring forth like your foot is

my prey.”

~Spider


“It's so bizarre, I'm not scared of snakes or spiders. But I'm scared of butterflies. There is something eerie about them. Something weird!”

~Nicole Kidman

“I scared of Nicole Kidman, and other

bipeds.”

~Spider


“I have lived eighty years of life and know nothing for it, but to be resigned and tell myself that flies are born to be eaten by spiders and man to be devoured by sorrow.”

~Voltaire

“First, flies are born to deposit filth on your food.

Second, we eat flies before they can do that. Before

you squash a spider, you should go @#&% off.”

~Spider


“What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they do it.”

~David Attenborough

“I secretly watch David Attenborough documentaries to learn how to be a

more successful spider.”

~Spider


“The mind cannot support moral chaos for long. Men are under as strong a compulsion to invent an ethical setting for their behavior as spiders are to weave themselves webs.”

~John Dos Passos

“I’m just here to eat the bugs that are taking over your filthy

house.”

~Spider


“We suddenly saw how people reacted in the event of massive social upheaval, and the way that the little problems in your life don't go away. You don't stop beingfrightened of spiders just because the world's blown up.” ~Simon Pegg

“You daaaaamn right.”

~Spider


“Be able to recognize the dangerous snakes, spiders, insects, and plants that live in your area of the country.”

~Marilyn vos Savant

“Say my name.” ~Spider


“My field is with apex predators, hence your crocodiles, your snakes, your spiders.”

~Steve Irwin

“We miss you.”

~Spider

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