smize: more than just smiling
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SMIZE: More Than Just Smiling April 19, 2011
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EDUCATION
To smize, you must respect the smize.
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• Coined by supermodel Tyra Banks
▸ 13th cycle of ANTM
• “Smiling with your eyes”
▸ Basically, if you can cover the rest of your face,
we can FEEL YOUR SOUL through your eyes.
▸ Look INTENSE, yet approachable
HISTORY OF THE SMIZE
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BONUS LESSONS
“BOSSONS”
Turns out, there’s only 1 slide worth of Smize education.
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• Why Steph?
• Some call me an “expert”…
HOW TO POSE: A BRIEF LESSON.
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• Others call me VAIN.
▸ Btwn 03/2010 – 04/2011, I have over 1990 pictures of myself
▸ Not including those in Facebook
HOW TO POSE: A BRIEF LESSON.
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HOW TO POSE: RULE 1 – BE VAIN, MAN
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HOW TO POSE: LESSON 2 – MOVE THEM ARMS, GIRL
• This tragedy…taken so many victims.
• No one likes squished arms.
▸ So much fat.
• But srsly, don’t put your arms to your side.
▸ Have arms around friends
▸ Use props (e.g. the drink in your hand)
▸ Anything BUT flat on your side
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HOW TO POSE: LESSON 2 – MOVE THEM ARMS, GIRL
▸ But you know how now ALL girls do the whole hand-on-their-waist & it’s kinda
annoying?
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HOW TO POSE: LESSON 2 – MOVE THEM ARMS, GIRL
▸ Do it subtly to not make so annoying.
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HOW TO POSE: RULE 3 – YOUR HANDS ARE YOUR FRANDS
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• Look at your pictures. Do you like some more
than others?
▸ Probably because you’re facing one side versus
another.
• Look in a mirror
▸ What side do you like better?
▸ That’s your good side.
▸ I will go through great lengths to get to my
good side.
▸ Rearrange pictures
▸ NOT be facing my frands
▸ It doesn’t matter, I LOOK GOOD.
HOW TO POSE: RULE 4 – FIND YOUR GO-TO SIDE
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• Lighting
▸ Natural is best (in the morning, an hour
before sunset). Noon / afternoon are the
worst (harsh shadows)
▸ Artificial lighting? Use your camera’s white
balance to change it or else you’ll be blue
or orange
▸ Dark lighting can be ROMANTIC & SEXY,
but make sure you have a steady hand or
use a tripod if not using flash. So much
blurry.
▸ Angles
▸ If you tilt your body slightly, you will look A
LOT thinner.
▸ Did you go on a diet? NO. You tilted your
body.
▸ Slightly angling your face will do the same
▸ Did your face go on a diet? NO. But maybe
it wouldn’t hurt.
HOW TO POSE: RULE 5 – ANGLES & LIGHTING
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BOSSONS ON POSING
“BOPOSSONS”
There clearly weren’t enough pictures of me in this deck
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HOW TO POSE: BONUS RULE 6 – THE INEXPLICABLE HEAD TILT
No reason ever
founded.
I am just AZN.
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PUT IT ALL TOGETHER
When our powers combine…
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AMAZING PICTURE TIMES CREATED
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BOSSONS ON SMIZING
“BOSSMIZING”
Now would be the time to take that Durbin Run.
Definition of “Durbin Run”: bathroom run right before
the group leaves for lunch or something. Not a verb.
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HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION
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HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION
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HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION
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HOW TO SMIZE: MOTIVATION (TIM HARRIS EDITION)
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HOW TO SMIZE: WHAT PHOTOGRAPHER SEES
“Mebbe I can has
your babies?”
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HOW TO SMIZE: WHAT SMIZER SEES
“Oh noz.”
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HOW TO SMIZE: COMMANDMENTS
• Thou shalt not blink.
• Thou shalt not laugh.
• Thou shalt not breathe.
• Thou shalt not miss any photo opportunity.
▸ Please refer to Steph’s persistence in photo.
• Thou shalt not let lack of face interfere.
▸ Please refer to Caro’s persistence in photo.
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BUT WAIT.
IS SMIZING JUST
NOT FOR YOU?
There’s an app for that.
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INTRODUCING SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
SMIZE-ALIZER!!!!
SMIZE-ALIZER!!!
NAO ON BLACKBERRY!!!!
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SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
Are you too scary?
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SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
PUT A SMIZE
ON IT!!!!!!!!
WOW
!!!!!
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SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
Do you have a
case of the sads?
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SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
PUT A SMIZE
ON IT!!!!!!!!
HOLY
S*@&
#@!!!!
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SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
Are you Dan
Buczaczer?
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SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
PUT A SMIZE
ON TOP OF
YOUR SMIZE!!!!!
YOU’VE
JUST
BEEN
DAN’D!!!!!
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SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
PERFECT FOR
THE
FACEBOOKS!!!!!!
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SMIZE-ALIZERTM BETA
Want to Smize-alizeTM your photo?
We’ll send you an estimate. It will prolly be $200,000.
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THANK YOU