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W H O L E S O M ETHE ONLY THING FROM WHICH YOU CAN TAKE THE WHOLE

AND STILL HAVE SOME LEFT.

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O U T P A T I E N T PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED AFTER SEEING A DOCTOR’S BILL

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F A M I L Y F U E D

S P L I T H E I R S

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B A K E R

A PERSON WHO WORKS FOR MONEY BECAUSE HE KNEADS THE DOUGH

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B U R G L A R THE ONLY PROFESIONAL STILL MAKING HOUSE CALLS

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C E N S O R ONE WHO STICKS HIS NO’s into other people’s business

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M a r r I a g e

3 Ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

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B E A U T Y

A POWER WITH WHICH A WOMAN CHARMS A LOVER AND TERRIFIES A HUSBAND

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I N F L A T I O N

A FINANCIAL SITUATION WHICH CAUSES ONE TO LIVE IN THE LAPSE OF LUXURY

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C H I L D R E N

HEIR – RAISING EXPERIENCES

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F R I E N D S H I P

A SHIP BIG ENOUGH TO CARRY 2 IN FAIR WEATHER BUT ONLY ONE IN FOUL

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H O N E Y M O O N

THE PERIOD BETWEEN “I DO” AND “YOU’D BETTER!!!”

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F L I R T

A WOMAN WHO THINKS IT’S EVERYMAN FOR HERSELF

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G I G O L O

A FEE MALE

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I M P O T E N C E

NATURES WAY OF SAYING “NO HARD FEELINGS”

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I M P O T E N T WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN GET YOUR HOPES UP

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UPPER PERSUASION FOR LOWER INVASION OR

UPSTAIRS SHOPPING FOR

DOWNSTAIRS MERCHANDISE.

K I S S

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MAY YOU BE BLESSED AND KEEP ON SMILING

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