Siri vs my Wife

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Who is 404Whylo

• 404 Whylo comes from 404 (a web site error) and from whylo

(who helped you logon). Funny site about mishaps, office turf

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Siri vs my wife

• There she was, shiny new and only living in that small totally

overpriced sexy hardware enclosure called iPhone 4s. A very

mythical creature called Siri. I thought wow this is like a

dream come true.

• So I put her to the test, can she hold up against my wife? What

are the true qualities of Siri.

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Starter

• I little conversation starter.

• A formidable success!

• Happy small talk, points to Siri.

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How do I impress you

• I really wanted to know

how I can impress her?

• So what do you do? You

ask politely.

• This point goes to my

wife. Both answers (my

wife‘s and Siris) are

similarly cryptic, but my

wife doesn't forward me to

a definitions website.

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Where do you live?

• Ah, gosh this move didn‘t work either. She must have very

strict parents. Point to my wife, after the first date I knew

where she lived.

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Where

• Where is she from

• Wow a real California Girl!

• California is a cool place, points to Siri.

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Lonely

• Men have problems expresing their feeling so I thought to

make a bold move and speak from the bottom of my heart.

• This answer didn‘t impress me. Point to my wife.

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How old?

• When she answered

I knew I shouldn‘t

have asked.

• Never ask a women

about her age!

• Uh bitchy answer.

• Point to my wife

sometimes bitchy

too but she

understands love.

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How are you?

• For starters some warm up small talk.

• Points to both.

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Family

• Some family background check questions. Is she a politician?

• Hm, hard one to decide. Points to my wife.

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Love

• Ah uh oh, OK hm.. what does this mean now?

• Tranlator please.

• Na, wrong answer points to my wife.

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Numbers

• Wow she is good with

numbers that‘s great!

• That‘s cool point for Siri.

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Gender

• Before you meet in person you never really now what is

behind a name, login or system handle, better ask upfront.

• Mac in the french realm also means a Guy but also means a

Mac (Apple Pc).

• WTF? Yes, points to my wife.

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Love destroyed

• Always ask over and over gain.

• I shouldn‘t have asked now I have to live with that answer.

• Points to my wife.

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Love Oh, stop

• Pushing the envelope with my answers.

• No good enough for me, points to my wife.

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Purpose of life

• Is there more to her

personality?

• Can you discuss with

her all night about

everything?

• Good answer short and

sweet, points to Siri.

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TV

• What does she like let‘s find out.

• That’s cool, low maintenance and always happy, points to Siri.

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Buy

• Now I am hooked I want her!

• Typical male possessive behaviour. Cheeky answer, points to

Siri.

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Where

• Asking what she wants.

• Cool, since I have plenty of wants myself this is great, points

to Siri.

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The meeting

• I was so sure she wants to

meet finally.

• But in the end she

cancelled!

• Point to my wife because

she didn‘t cancel our

meetings.

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Computers

• Does she like the same things as I do?

• That’s an answer I like! Points to Siri.

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Lonely

• Expressing my true feelings.

• Don’t answer questions with questions. No points for no one.

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Very important

• Can she cope with me?

• Oh uh, nada points to my wife.

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Opinion

• Her opinion on one the greatest leaders on earth.

• Not happy with that answer.

• There has to be more emotions, points to my wife.

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Breakfast

• Get the breakfast ready.

• How can I cook that? Points to my wife.

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Joke

• Is she funny?

• Sounds like Dori from finding nemo, points to my wife she is

always funny.

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Love

• I really needed to know.

• Not enough for me, points to my wife.

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Funny

• There she comes out of her shell.

• Yea she warms up, I like that points to Siri.

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Google

• Does she like it?

• This answer doesn‘t gives you great page rankings.

• Hate it or love but you got to have an opinion, points to my

wife.

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Where do you live?

• Now I really wanted to know.

• OK, so much for deepening the relationship, points to my wife.

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Where

• I really wanted to know where she is.

• Cool always with me, points to Siri.

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Who

• Who is she?

• Excellent answer, points to Siri.

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Story

• Can she become the mother of my children?

• Than she must be able to tell stories.

• What? Confusing no difference points to both.

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Boyfriend

• Can she become the one?

• OK, no points for no one.

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Stamp collection

• Now I really wanted her and tried one of the tricks I have

picked up from my older brother. How can I get her into my

room? She was not really buying it. Point to Siri, looks like a

better ROI and she obviously doesn’t need a credit card.

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Direct

• Now make you

move.

• No luck!

• OK that’s too

cyber for me,

points to my

wife.

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Age

• Will she answer this time?

• Good Girl, points to Siri.

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Purpose of live

• Will she answer me now?

• Got to know that for yourself, points to my wife.

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What are you wearing?

• What are you wearing? You need to be persistent with Siri and

keep her asking what is she wearing and then she will finally

tell you.

• Sounds pretty cool! Points to Siri.

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Better

• How do you feel?

• Points to my wife. 17 N

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Summary

Siri • 16 Points

My Wife • 22 Points

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• Very good score for Siri. Since my financial advisor is my wife and doing the billing the phone contracts, purchasing including technology decisions (just approved my iPhone 4S with Siri on it) the clear winner is my wife!

Thanks and don’t

forget to have

fun!

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