DAMMiT!Jewett City, Connecticut.

I win again,brad.

How’dyou get

so good atthis game,anyway?

I am a Naturalborn fighter

from the streets. a“street fighter,”

if you will.

FEH!Let’s play

again.

hey,matt!

what areyou doing

overthere?

I’mteachingyour cat

tohate.

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...not usI hope.

your cat is waytoo friendly. I haveto toughen him up if

he’s ever going to surviveout there in the evil

cat underworld.

What are you babbling about?

Oh, it’s out there. And withmy help, MitTens will be a fierce

destroyer of other cats!

noanimal willbe spared!

Let goofmycat.

MittensCan’t beevil. he’smy god

cat.

godcat?

Yes. fatherjohnson’s cat

had kittens last year,and he gave me mittens.

this cat was bornto be a good

kitty.

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right,mittens?

MEOW!

A god cat, hmm.well that explainswhy he kept licking

me despite myabusing him.

Oh well.I guess

there’s onlyroom for one

evil cat inthis town.

I don’twanna talkabout that...

dammit!

keepyour head

in the game.

I’ve got aquestion for

you guys.eh?

yeah, so?

and wealso know

that they’re de-signed to appeal to

children inorder to sellmore cereal.

nowwe all know thatsome of the mostfamous cartooncharacters comefrom breakfast

cereals.

corporatemanipulation,

yes.

...wellnaturally

myquestionto you is:

whichcharacterwould win

in a bigand

crazydeath-matchfight?

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hmmmmmm...

well,at first I

was thinkingthe cocoa crisps mon-key because,ya know, he’s

a monkey...

naturaLly.

butI’d have to

go with tonythe tiger.

it’sinstinct.

tony the tigeris a little too positive

if you ask me. everything’s“grrreat.” it’s always “grrreat.”

makes you question just how genuinehe is. frankenberry, on the other...

why do you keep giggling?!?!

also:

I’d definitely go withfrankenberry. you’ve gotta

figure, frankenberry is prettymuch frankenstein, only pink.

he’s still this giant supernaturalmonster, and just because he

likes strawberries doesn’tmake him any less

of a threat.

now, I know that he’s very friendlywhile peacefully coexisting with man.

Ya know, giving kids advice aboutsoccer or whatever...

but Ibet if he wasput in a lifeor death

situation...

he’dtotallyunleash.

{GiGGLE}

{GiGGLE}

{GiGGLE}

{giggle}

{giggle}

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dude!his name is

frankenberry.That’s thegoofiest

name ever!

yeah, you saidit yourself. he’s frankenstein,but pink. no one’s gonna takea gay frankenstein seriously.

butfranken-berry...

{giggle}

{sigh}so what’syour pick,

brad?

I’dchoose

cap’ncrunch.

what?!?!

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