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Shows as described by my friend who has never seen them by an-ocean-of-trust

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Page 1: Shows as described by helice

Shows as described by my friend who has never seen them

by an-ocean-of-trust

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Free!

• there are four guys who are, for the most part, shirtless. Like, really shirtless. There's a guy with black hair who has a sexual fetish for water and used to be best friends with an angsty looking guy but they've since fallen out over a swimming competition and now they have a really weird rapey relationship involving the second guy pressing the first guy against a chainlink fence for... some reason. Then there's a brown haired guy who's really, really gay for the black haired guy and there's Nagisa who's, like, Crown Prince of Moe. Together, these three incredibly shirtless guys form a swim team but need a fourth member which they find in Nagisa's glasses-using gay crush. Then there's an adorable girl and some guy who looks like Mikoto from K who are a "legitimate couple"

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Big Windup!/Oofuri

• a woman with large breasts manages a high school baseball team in which a guy called Abe is the catcher. Mihashi shows up; he is an incredibly moe character who was abused by his former catcher although he's an awesome pitcher and yet he still really wants to be part of his former team. Abe proceeds to develop a HUGE crush on Mihashi and decides to devote his life to making Mihashi achieve his potential as a pitcher and basically the whole of the rest of the team and the woman with large breasts are shippers on deck. And there's a team mum. And the rest of the team is gay for each other

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Teen Wolf

Stiles is a boy in high school with a tragically dead mum and a sheriff dad who has adorable shippy exchanges with... someone else's mum. I think. Derek is a werewolf who stalks people and smoulders and finds lots of reasons to be shirtless. LOTS of reasons. Together they will have a romance to span lifetimes (probably). And there's an awesome girl called Lydia.

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Persona 4

a guy in high school with grey hair can improve people's lives by talking to them and has recently moved in with his slightly pervy detective uncle whose male appendage, thanks to the miracle of accidentally found fanart, I have seen. In the town he just moved into there's an incredibly cute girl whose "social link" you can improve so she's all happy and sugary and stuff and some other people who're okay. People disappear and show up dead on TV aerials and, in a great leap of logic, this guy decides they must have gone into the TV and died so he goes into the TV and uses his "persona"--the physical manifestation of... I dunno, his soul or some crap--to fight of "shadows"--the physical manifestation of the dark things in your... heart... or some crap. Joining him is a bear (which, for the record, looks nothing like any bear I've ever seen) which makes incredibly annoying bear puns and a kid detective who the whole fandom loves but you hate.

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Kuroko no Basuke

BASKETBALL!! LET'S PLAY BASKETBALL!! LET'S GET A GROUP OF VERY GAY TALL GUYS TOGETHER AND PLAY BASKETBALL AND SWEAT HUGE AMOUNTS AND PLAY BASKETBALL AND SHOVE BALLS THROUGH HOLES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN BASKETBALL AND SCREW THE LAWS OF PHYSICS BECAUSE BASKETBALL!! oh and it's totally gritty and meaningful but not really cos it's too hilariously serious

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• Lewis: gay detectives

• Endeavour: gay detectives

• George Gently: dying gay detectives

• Midsomer Murders: in a town of infinite population, at least one homicide (or suicide) is committed every day

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Merlin

• ALL the knights of the round table are gay; Gwaine, Arthur and Merlin are in some kind of love triangle and GWAINE IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE DEAD

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Supernatural

• demons and awesome shit dwarfed by the extreme homosexuality of a human and an angel who everyone but the writers see as canon

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Game of Thrones

actual approved incest between half-brothers, both of whom are awesome. And Joffrey is a massive douche who deserves only torture and death