Short stories @ideas8bottom

This is the first PDF having 10 short stories written by Anshul Gupta. These are the random ideas which popped into his mind, and collected over a period of time.

Note: These stories may sound you funny at times but the fun part is just to fool you! Delve into the depths of the message hidden in these stories …

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#1 Whose job is this?

This is a story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody

wouldn't do it.It ended that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could

have done.

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#2 My best teacher says…

"I LOVE what I do!""I LOVE being with my pupils / students!" "

"My students LOVE attending my / our class!""It is an absolute joy and privilege to do what I do! I feel most fortunate."

"When I'm with my students, I am On-Purpose, and together we have fun / a blast!"

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#3 Fooled by choices!

He wanted to buy a mobile, so went to a store.

The guy at the store showed him a flat slim mobile, then

a multimedia with high powered mp3 player mobile, then

a smart looking one, then many more…

He was so confused on that day,

the way he is confused now… i. e. after two months;

which one to buy?

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#4 Hypocrites: what we are.

A six year old Son asks his father, “Dad, what is a hypocrite?” Dad answered that “a hypocrite was someone who criticized something you were doing while they are

doing the same things themselves. ”

Son says, “ So my grandpa, is a hypocrite, because yesterday he yelled at you; bloody fool!”

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#5 Making money

Advice be a investment expert: "Just open a bank, making sure that it has an impressive building and a fancy name.

Attract a lot of deposits, by paying good interest if that is allowed, by offering toasters or whatever if it isn't.

Then lend the money out, at high interest rates, to high rolling speculators (preferably friends of yours, or maybe even yourself behind a different corporate

front).

The depositors won't ask about the quality of your investments since they know that they are protected in any case. And you now have a one-way option: if the

investments do well, you become rich; if they do badly, you can simply walk away and let the government clean up the mess, i. e. if it is heads up you win and if it is

tails they loose!!!!

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#6 Writing is tough

Being an expert writer, it was hard for her to not write for the last seven days. That day, she was determined to write. She forced herself to write about sixteen pages. That night, after reading through everything, she ran every single sheet of paper

into a shredder and slept.

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#7 Love at first sight

John was a regular in that train. Today seemed different, probably because of Sally who was in New York for work. They started the conversation casually but both

became very close in less than thirty minutes. They exchanged phone numbers, of course. John promptly called a day later – “Wrong number!”

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#8 Dissatisfaction

"There is so much to get dissatisfied with…there is so much to miss. There is so much that you can earn…there is so much you can lose…"

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#9 How 2 find

A financial expert

in a finance class says,

“You can accomplish anything if you are willing to not take the credit.

Take calculated risk.”

A student stands up and asks the expert; where can I find that calculator to calculate!

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#10 A Startup

George and Barack started a business.

The purpose of business was to provide quality advice to people, who were looking for advice.

They bought an office space in New Delhi,

And contacted several people to find, if they were looking for an quality advice.

After one year, they are still searching…

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