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-minGIeTelak enHCakMhusxJúMetI . xJúMeTIbEtebIkrfynþtak;suImYyéf¶b:ueNÑaH. BImunxJúMCaGñkebIkrfynþdwksB ehtuenHEtgEtreGIl² exµacenAeRkayxñg. GIucwgehIy eTIbeBlelakTHsµaxJúMGm,aj;mij GarmµN_sµan faexµacelgesIc .=================================

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eCOeT ? bursBIrnak;CYbKñakNþalpøÚv ³-En muxÉgem:cCaMGuIcwg ?-RtUveKdal;hñwgNa+ .

-em:cRtUveKdal; ?-mkBIxJJMúcUlcitþsþab;cMerogeBk .-ehtuGImanerOgEbbhñwgeTAekIt ?-KWvaGIucwgEmn . xMJúB¤RsImñak;eRcogbeNþIr gUtTwkbeNþIr k¾lbemIltamrn§esa edIm,Isþab;[c,as;Rsab; EtbþInagmkTan; .==============

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bursBIrnak;niyayerOgcUlh‘unKñabitRsa. bursTImYyniyay ³-bgÉgecjGgár xMJúecjTwk .bursTIBIrRCYjcieBa©Im ³-bgÉgniyaycEmøkem:øH ? cuHdl;eBlEckpl etIEckya:gem:c ?-KWxMJúEdlCaGñkecjTwkRtUv)anTwk TaMgGs; cMENkbgÉgCaGñkecjGgár )ankakGgárTaMgGs; .

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man;ePøIgeFVItambBa¢a EtlT§plsUnü dEdl . xwgEmnETn elakembBa¢akarERskeLIg ³-cUléRB)aj;bMEbkk,alxøÜnÉg[søab;RsLHeTA !

man;ePøIgeFVItamEmn TajkaMePøIgrt;vwgsMedAéRBeRsagenAxageRkaybnÞay. {paMg!} sñÚrkaMePøIgmYyRKab;lan;eLIg, mnusSTaMgGs;kñúgbnÞaysøaMgmux. edayELkelakembBa¢akarERskPøat;sMeLg ³-em:cvaeFVIEmnGuIcwg ?

bu:EnþbnÞab;enaHminyUrbu:nµan Rsab;Et elcman;ePøIgRtLb;mkvij, KMnab;elakembBa¢akar RBmTaMgniyayy:agRsBab;RseBanfa ³-sUmraykarN_, RKab;kaMePøIgEdlxJúM )aj;k,alxøÜnÉgk¾vaminRtUvEdr ..

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muneBlykRbBn§kñúgBiFIGaBah_BiBah_rbs;eta

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ebIh‘anERskmþayedjedalkUnRsI ³

- niyaymk ! GacéRgenaHKRmam ÉgmuneBlefIbEmneT ?

kUnRkmuMeqøIyeGoneRbon ³- ca+s ! EmnehIy !

- vaKRmamfaem:c ?- Kat;KRmamfa ebIh‘anERsk[eKB¤

Kat;Qb;efIbxJúM . GIucwgehIyeTIbxJúMminh‘anERsk

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- GUn ! GUn ! >>>ERskerOgGIhñwg ?- xJMúyl;sbþiGaRkk;eBk .

- yl;sbþieXIjGIxøH ?-eXIjeKRbmUl {bþI²}

mYycMnYnykeTAlk;edjéfø kñúgcMeNamenaHmanbgmñak;pg .

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sþab;dl;RtwmenHbþIsYreTot ³- cuHeBlenaHeKlk;bg)anéføb:unµan?

- GUnERskeRBaHeK[éføbgEtmYyduløarhñw

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mankumarBIrnak; GgÁúyeFVImuxs¶Üt . elakevC¢bNÐitedIr

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- )aT, xJúMePøcxøÜnelbRKab;XøIcUleBaH .elakevC¢bNÐitsYrkumarmñak;eTot ³

- cuHGaGUnÉgQWGIEdr ?

- xJúMGt;manQWGIeT . xJúMcaMykXøIrbs;xJúMvij >>>

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Rsab;EtbursCabþIlUkmat;eTot ³-xJúMk¾Føab;s¶Ütmat;Edr etI´manCMgWGIeTA ?

mþgenHelakevC¢bNÐitbnþwgsMeLg ³-xJúMtamdanGakar³GñkmanépÞeBaH cuHelakmanépÞeBaHGIEdr ?=======================

ykcitþTukdak;RsþImñak;sYrelakevC¢bNÐit ³-xJúMcg;dwgsßanPaBCMgWbþIxJúM sUmelakevC¢bNÐitR)ab;Rtg;kuMlak;elom.édTaMgBIrrbs;Kat;)ak;exÞcxÞIy:agenHGacBüa)alCaeT ?-fIminGac !

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bursmñak;esøókBak;exµA edIrcUlsYr»sfsßanrgmYy ³-TIenHmanlk;eRsamGnam½yBN’exµAeT ?-man ! cuHcMNUlcitþrbs;elakem:cxuseKemø:H ?-GaBYkm:akxJúMmñak;eTIbEtsøab; xJúMcg;eTArMElkTukçCamYyRbBn§vahñwgNa+ .====================

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