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Sherlock HolmesCoronavirus Survival Guide
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Keep your distance. Watson, you must stay1.5 meters away fromothers... that's roughly
10 pipe lengths.
Avoid closecontact.
Practice social distancing.
Wash yourhands.
They look clean to meHolmes. Soap and waterfor 20 seconds does the
trick.
Cough orsneeze intoyour elbow...
AHHHH...CHOOOO!Darn. It's back to thedry cleaners for this
coat!
Yes, but you'vestopped the spread
of any germs. Well done Holmes!
...or use a tissueand dispose of itin a bin.
Hmmm, is that ahint of aloe vera
I detect.
Symptoms:include fever, sore throat,cough, tiredness, shortnessof breath.If you suffer these thencontact your doctor forassessment.
I'm glad you checkedHolmes. But I think you'rejust exhausted from binge
watching "Friends".
Masks:Wear a mask if you arediagnosed with or aresuspected of havingcoronavirus.
Err, Watson. Aren't wemeant to wear the masks
over our mouths?
Self Isolation:If you are unwell or been incontact with a potentialCovid-19 case you may haveto self isolate for 14 days.
At last. An excuseto stay home and
just think!
Stay at home:This does not need to be a hardship.Take it as an opportunity.
Learn an instrument. Catch up onsome reading.
Discover a new hobby suchas bug collecting.
Stay healthy.He's dead alright.
Dead drunk! Obviously hethought drinking a carton
of Corona would makehim immune.
Everything in moderation.
That's it! Reach as high as you can and
then give me 50 sit ups.
No need to hoard items.There is plenty of food andessential items for all.
Don't panic buy.
So that's where you'vebeen hiding all the toiletpaper! I knew I would get
to the bottom of this.
We are all in this together.
Keep calm.
Gentlemen, gentlemen...No need to fight... I havemore sanitizer under the
counter!
Stay informed. More struck down withCovid-19. This is one caseI would rather not have.
We will overcome.Are you getting
closer to a vaccine,Holmes? Scientists are working
world-wide to enable usto deal with this virus.
No Watson, but I'mperfecting my
Cranberry Gin Fizzcocktail.
These arestrange days.
Remember when theshops used to be open
Watson?
...but together we can beat this thing.
Covid-19Covid-19
Covid-19
"...and acleaner, better,stronger landwill lie in thesunshine whenthe storm hascleared."*
Dinner atSimpsons
then a night atthe theatre. I'mglad that Covid-
19 matter isbehind us.
Indeed, Watson. But it did remind us that in life "thelittle things are infinitely the
most important."**
*Sir Arthur Conan DoyleHis Last Bow
**Sir Arthur Conan DoyleA Case of Identity
Thanks to the works of Sidney Paget.