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Column 1 Column 2 Column 3artless base-court apple-johnbawdy bat-fowling baggage

beslubbering beef-witted barnaclebootless beetle-headed bladderchurlish boil-brained boar-pigcockered clapper-clawed bugbearclouted clay-brained bum-baileycraven common-kissing canker-blossomcurrish crook-pated clack-dishdankish dismal-dreaming clotpole

dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcombdroning doghearted codpieceerrant dread-bolted death-token

fawning earth-vexing dewberryfobbing elf-skinned flap-dragonfroward fat-kidneyed flax-wenchfrothy fen-sucked flirt-gill

gleeking flap-mouthed foot-lickergoatish fly-bitten fustilarian

gorbellied folly-fallen gigletimpertinent fool-born gudgeoninfectious full-gorged haggard

jarring guts-griping harpyloggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig

lumpish hasty-witted horn-beastmammering hedge-born hugger-mugger

mangled hell-hated joitheadmewling idle-headed lewdsterpaunchy ill-breeding loutpribbling ill-nurtured maggot-piepuking knotty-pated malt-wormpuny milk-livered mammet

qualling motley-minded measlerank onion-eyed minnowreeky plume-plucked miscreant

roguish pottle-deep moldwarpruttish pox-marked mumble-newssaucy reeling-ripe nut-hook

spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-eggspongy rude-growing pignutsurly rump-fed puttock

tottering shard-borne pumpionunmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane

vain spur-galled scutvenomed swag-bellied skainsmatevillainous tardy-gaited strumpetwarped tickle-brained varlet

wayward toad-spotted vassalweedy unchin-snouted whey-faceyeasty weather-bitten wagtail

Just take one word from Column 1, then Column 2, and then Column 3. Put some bitterness in the way you say it, with a nice scowl too…..and maybe some evil eyes, yeah….that will work! And if you have a sword, point that at them too!!!!

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