seven signs of aging revision 4.pdf

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When talk ing- oc u- lar- i- ly- you

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can't dis pute- these are the facts You get to six ty- five and with grey hair comes al so-

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cat a- racts- Your gums shrink up and dat's t he truth this syn drome- known as

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"long in the tooth" If you don't floss with mint ed- wax soon all you'll eat is Sim u- lax-

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The spine is straight two doz en- bones and pill ows- in be-

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tween each one and this arr ange- ment- helps you bend and jump and turn and twist and run those

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lit tle- bones,all twent y four will prop you up in side- your core They'll dic tate- what your

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now buy your clothes in a size they call stout you'll find all your tune ups-

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more fre quent- ly- done as your parts are re paired- or replaced not much

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fun And with pee ing- it's more while with sexit's much less but I

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guess I ob sess- Though the pee ing- is more while the sex is much less oh my God I di

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gress so what if the pee ing- ismore while the sex is much less what'srare is much bett er when

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The skin you've al ways creamed and slath ered-

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well with S. P. thirt y- is now a map of lands un known- a look that's hard ly-

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"flirt y"- what once was smooth and tight and flat is lump y- now and hang ing slack what's

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left is crepe y- pret ty- spot ty- dimpl ed- up and curd y- what's left is crepe y- polk a- dot ty-

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cel lu- lite- ain't purd y- There's oth er- hor rors-

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yet to come which we will now re num- er- ate- Fromtime to time, more times thannot, you

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think you have to def e- cate- your gut is slug gish- youcan't go try dul co- lax- and

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tall y- ho and just in case there's di 'pers- now in col ors- to co ord- i- nate- and just in case there's

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di 'pers- now in col ors- to co or- di- nate- Con sti- pa- tions- com mon place,sir

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Sen o- kot- with coh lace chas er Di 'pers- now a vail- a- ble- in col ors- to co

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or din- ate- sir The last you nodoubt guessedde crep it-

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tude and then de ment- ia- It's when you ask your daught er- "who are you" or else"who

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sent ya?" Your keys are in the freez er- now your hus bands- some old geez er- now and

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an y- thing- past world war two is just be wil- der- men tia- and an y- thing- past

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less Since with less hair and teeth you're not dressed for suc cess-

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And the fart ing- is more while the sex is much less You

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can't blame your mate you got ta- con fess- Old age ain't for wimps

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you don't get to choose what ill ness- you want you could win you could lose Could

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be

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arth e- rit- is- hal i- tos- is- Ging e- vit- is- scol e- o- sis- Sci at- i- ca- or hear ing- loss Sen

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i li- ty,- that al ba- tross- Mac u- lar- de gen- er- a- tion- Each a lone- or in comb i- nat- ion-

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Af ter- six ty- there's no war an- tee- it simp ly- all runs out

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As fast as possible

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