Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech

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Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech How to be seriously funny without using sex, politics, discrimination or vulgarities. There are 8 humorous techniques that you can use immediately to make your next speech humorous! My Website: http://www.ding-neng.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/facebook

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<ul><li> ding neng Secrets of a Winning Humorous Speech </li> <li> What Makes A Speech Humorous? </li> <li> BIG ACTIONS? Laughter? Jokes? Sex? Discriminatory? Political? Vulgarities? </li> <li> BIG ACTIONS? Laughter? Jokes? Sex? Discriminatory? Political? Vulgarities? </li> <li> Humor is about </li> <li> Humor is about Derail Twists Surprises </li> <li> 8You Can Use Right Now! Humorous Devices </li> <li> Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers? 1. </li> <li> Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers? 1. Because the tigers are not spotted. </li> <li> We call couples who love each other lovebirds. 1. </li> <li> We call couples who love each other lovebirds. But do you know what do we call couples who always argue? 1. </li> <li> That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda at him 1. </li> <li> That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda at him He was lucky it was just a soft drink 1. </li> <li> 1.Puns Words with different meanings </li> <li> Puns Setup: Why are leopards always hunted, not the tigers? Punchline: Because the tigers are not spotted </li> <li> Story of a Fat Boy 2. </li> <li> 2. Self Deprecating Jokes </li> <li> Self Deprecating Jokes Think of times when you laugh at others. Now, direct all the jokes to yourself </li> <li> 3. Give a man a sh, you feed him for the day </li> <li> 3. Give a man a sh, you feed him for the day Teach a man how to sh, ....... </li> <li> 3. Good things come for those who </li> <li> 3. Good things come for those who WORK THEIR ASSES OFF! </li> <li> 3. Whatever you do, always give 100% </li> <li> 3. Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless youre donating blood </li> <li> 3.Twisting Famous Quotes </li> <li> Twisting Famous Quotes Find a famous quote related to your speech then, twist its denition. </li> <li> Twisting Famous Quotes What doesnt kill you ______________ Money cannot buy you happiness, _______ Behind every successful man is a woman, _____ </li> <li> 4. Your food is so oily that ... </li> <li> 4. Your food is so oily that ... even the US Army will come and invade you! </li> <li> 4. You are so weak that... </li> <li> 4. even my grandma can do more pushups than you You are so weak that... </li> <li> 4. Exaggeration Representing something as Larger, Better,Worse... </li> <li> Exaggeration The ________ is so (adjective) that... even _____________ </li> <li> 5. A good speech is like girls mini skirt </li> <li> 5. A good speech is like girls mini skirt long enough to cover the essentials, short enough to create interest </li> <li> 5. Coming to NTU is like entering another country </li> <li> 5. Coming to NTU is like entering another country Just that you dont need a passport </li> <li> 5. Finding a girlfriend is like nding a parking lot in a carpark. </li> <li> 5. Finding a girlfriend is like nding a parking lot in a carpark. Good ones are usually taken up, whats left are the handicap lots </li> <li> 5. Metaphors Drawing comparisons between two unrelated things </li> <li> Setup: _________ is like __________ Metaphors Punchline: (Similary between the two) </li> <li> 6. Never forget the 3 types of people in your life </li> <li> 6. When young men comes together... When old men comes together... When old women comes together... </li> <li> 6. All women in the world wants a man who... </li> <li> 6.Triads with Final Twist List down 3 things, with the last one a twist. </li> <li> Triads with Final Twist All women in the world wants a man who... is rich is handsome does not cheat </li> <li> Triads with Final Twist All women in the world wants a man who... is rich is handsome does not cheat does not exist </li> <li> 7. Americans give birth because... Chinese give birth because... Singaporeans give birth because... </li> <li> 7. In your own opinion, discuss about food scarcity in other countries </li> <li> 7. Stereotypes A widely held and oversimplied belief </li> <li> Write down the funny things about a certain group of people Stereotypes Toastmasters? Singaporeans? Students? Put them in a setting with their stereotypical reaction </li> <li> If I were to cook a meal for a (group of people), I would ...... Stereotypes French? Singaporeans? Chinese? Germans? Toastmasters? Politicians? </li> <li> 8. You have 30 sweets You eat 29 sweets </li> <li> 8. My girlfriend wants something which is small, shiny, and with diamonds on it. </li> <li> 8. One night, my wife wants me to say something dirty to her... </li> <li> 8. Changing Context Change the setting, or meanings with the surrounding words </li> <li> Changing Context Setup: One night, my wife wants me to say something dirty to her... Punchline: I whisper to her laundry, kitchen, toilet </li> <li> How to deliver a Punchline? </li> <li> Set up </li> <li> Set up (pause...) </li> <li> Set up (pause...) Punchline </li> <li> Set up (pause...) Punchline (pause...) </li> <li> Final Tips </li> <li> Start Strong End Strong </li> <li> Dont Steal/Use Jokes </li> <li> More punchlines = More points </li> <li> Keep sentences s.h.o.r.t </li> <li> Never laugh at your own joke </li> <li> Move on if nobody gets your punchline </li> <li> Rene your punchlines </li> <li> Slideshare.net/dingneng/ Get this slide at </li> </ul>