Schwaab’s 30th Birthday Party

Held at Chez Schwaab Headquarters

The rumor is true, Schwaab’s front door has officially been opened for the first time. When it broke free from the seal, smoke and dust were emitted like a dormant volcano that had one last eruption. Who was the first guest to arrive… Mad Dog 20/20. Schwaab and Mad Dog go way back but haven’t seen each other in years. Their last meeting was rather tumultuous as Schwaab needed to call for backup from his friends Ralph, Chuck, and Earl. They missed this years party.

This is just one of two buffet bars that were set up that evening. Chez Schwaab had a good deal that night, $7.99 All-U-Can Stomach.

Brooke’s ice pyramid scheme worked great. Everyone brought their share and now she’s 37 bags of ice richer.

While we waited for a knock on the door from Schwaab to signal his arrival, George decided to knock back a few brews.

He may claim to have known about his party, but that cheesy grin on his face can only mean one thing…he’s got a cheesy grin.

Mike’s doing some knocking back of his own. Two red cups, a diet Coke, a Heineken, and a bottle of beer later he was heard yelling, “Hey! Who took my beer bong and flask o’ Vodka?

Speaking of knocking, who knocked out Tony’s teeth? A Democrat?

Here’s where the party got a little creepy

Out came a model, a thief, and a weirdo.

The ModelThom appeared in nearly half the pictures I took and in every picture he is facing the camera.

The ThiefMr. Tim

He thought he could get away with it by hiding them in his Members Only jacket.

Maybe it’s just me, but I swear that in this photo Mr. Tim is laughing behind Schwaab’s back as to how he ever so discreetly stole the knife and fork. We should have patted down his Dockers for hidden meatballs in a zip lock baggie.

Stephen King

How is it that he is talking to himself and looking over his shoulder at himself at the same time??? Man this guy creeps me out. It’s like the one him is laughing at the other two him, while the third him seems like he doesn’t trust the first two him’s.

The End

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