Santa’s Big Bag

of Christmas BootyAKA 25 Christmas gifts you won’t be disappointed with

It’s that time of year once again, time to dust off the phone book and make that annual phone call to your parents,

remind them that you’re still alive and Christmas is coming. This year, don’t leave it to them to choose your gift.

Remember, Christmas morning as you unwrap that badly wrapped package, you know deep down in your soul that

it’s just a 10 pack of Matalan socks. that grim feeling of Christmas joy leaving your soul as you feel that ribbed

crimplene in your hands. Well panic not my Christmas friends, for this year we’re going to restore the wonder of

Christmas morn with this joyous collection of yuletide treats. Christmas will once again take on the joy of childhood,

no more depressing pant unpacking, it’s back to those feelings of speed unwrapping that figure of eight Scalextric.

Ladies and gentleman, mums and dads we present to you Santa’s TSA Big Bag of Booty, jam packed full of some

of the best Christmas treats that snowboarding can offer, so let Christmas shine its light of consumption deep into

your sack of plenty.

AKA 25 Christmas gifts you won’t be disappointed withSanta’s Big Bag of Christmas Booty

AKA 25 Christmas gifts you won’t be disappointed with

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It’s that time of year once again, time to dust off the phone book and make that annual phone call to your parents,

remind them that you’re still alive and Christmas is coming. This year, don’t leave it to them to choose your gift.

Remember, Christmas morning as you unwrap that badly wrapped package, you know deep down in your soul that

it’s just a 10 pack of Matalan socks. that grim feeling of Christmas joy leaving your soul as you feel that ribbed

crimplene in your hands. Well panic not my Christmas friends, for this year we’re going to restore the wonder of

Christmas morn with this joyous collection of yuletide treats. Christmas will once again take on the joy of childhood,

no more depressing pant unpacking, it’s back to those feelings of speed unwrapping that figure of eight Scalextric.

Ladies and gentleman, mums and dads we present to you Santa’s TSA Big Bag of Booty, jam packed full of some

of the best Christmas treats that snowboarding can offer, so let Christmas shine its light of consumption deep into

your sack of plenty.

7-9-13 Belts Price: £14.99A shoe lace, for a belt? Ah, the noise of Christmas morning as your less hip relatives try to get their heads around the impossible amalgamation of utilising a footwear closure system for holding up your pants. Well just try to explain how the collective genius of the Helgason brothers have combined the two to create one of the most ingenious products ever. Three belts and three fast closure buckles per pack, 5 different packs, 15 different styles, pure genius. Oh, they look no wiser.

Code: 348100

Lobster Jib Baord Price: £330.00“Why would anyone want to ride a board with Loser on the base”. You have to admit it’s pretty cool when the older generation don’t get it. Well with another stroke of ironic genius the Helgason brothers have properly shocked the snowboard world with the launch of Lobster snowboards. Check out Eiki’s weapon of choice if you want Santa (mum and dad) to get you that big present they’ve been promising all year. Super soft, super playful, the ultimate jib machine.

Code: 800644

Celtek Trippin Trigger Mitt Price: £55.00Going Shooting over Christmas? Want to live like the landed gentry? Well now you can. Good old Celtek keeping it real for the clay pigeon shooters out there with their Trippin Trigger mitt. Oh and it’s also really good for fastening up bindings when it’s really cold and you want the added warmth of a mitt. Its unique tie dye print, Blue Blood Oxford outer fabric combined with a waterproof and breathable Cel block insert with Fleece lining make this the perfect glove for those cold winter days.Yes please, Santa.

Code: 329118

Skullcandy Uprock Price: £27.00Rejoice, this yuletide you won’t have to sit through The Sound of Music with your in-laws, just hook these babies up to your iPod and enjoy the delights of Slayer, as everyone sings out loud to ‘Doe-a- deer’. These all new headphones feature a brand new over ear design and bullet proof construction, making this the perfect choice for riding in or even just relaxing with at home. Not only that, its truly unbelievable price makes it a no brainer.

Code: 808855

MEN

Westbeach Morrissey Jacket Price: £189.99

Fed up of having to sit through Christmas dinner wearing that hideous Christmas

jumper that granny bought you, well this year put a stop to it by hitting her up for

one of these Christmas classics. Inspired by Manchester’s favourite monotone

bad tempered crooner and your favourite checked shirt, this fully weatherproof

jacket will keep you dry no matter what Christmas throws at you. Fully taped yarn

dyed plaid 10k/10k waterproof & breathable fabric with microclimate managing

mesh and micro poly lining. Features 3D hood, mesh backed underarm venting

zips, inner cuffs, hand warmer pockets, chest pocket with rib detail and retro

zip, removable inner snowskirt with pant attachment loops and inner stash, and

phone pockets.

Code: 314100

Holden The Laurent Jacket Price: £239.99

Want to look the part down the country pub this Christmas day, whilst still

being able to rip it up on the hill, well now you can. Thanks to Mikey LeBlanc’s

Holden, we can offer you that country sports look with all the cool of one of the

best snowboard clothing brands out there. With its diamond quilt stitching and

comfortable easy to wear styling, the Laurent jacket is easy to wear all winter

long on and off the slopes. In 100% recycled Micro-Ox twill fabric with 10k/5k

waterproof & breathable eco-friendlier solvent-free lamination and PFOA-free

DWR face coating. 80g polyfill insulation is warm but low bulk, the S.Cafe lining

fabric (made from recycled coffee grounds) wicks moisture fast and has great

odour control. Features 3D hood, mesh backed pit zips, stretch powder skirt,

inner music and goggle pockets.Code: 345100

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Holden Skinny Pants Price: £169.99Legendary Holden skinny fit pant, slim through the thigh and knee kicking out at the hem. In a stretch 10k/7k waterproof & breathable Micro Twill critically seam sealed fabric (produced to highest eco and worker friendly standards in a Bluesign® certified factory) with low bulk zonal microfleece insulation. Features waist side adjusters, belt loops, classic five pocket line up, hem reinforcement, snapped hem slits and inner gaiters with gripper elastic.

Code: 345105 Roxy Luna Melange Pants Price: £125.00 A fashion-forward riding pant that combines a great fit with ultra stylish looks. In Quiktech 10k/10k waterproof & breathable fabric, with fully sealed seams, warm and low bulk 80g insulation. Features easy fit waist tabs, front and back pockets, low profile cargo pockets, mesh backed inner thigh venting zips and stretch inner gaiters with gripper elastic.

Code: 308105

WOMEN

Roxy Torah Liberty Jacket

Price: £195.00

Don’t let the winter chill get to you this Christmas, pop this on your Christmas

list and keep toasty warm. The Torah jacket is feminine, fun and performance-

packed, making it the perfect present for you or for your nearest and dearest to

buy. Roxy build the Liberty using Quiktech 8k/8k waterproof & breathable fabric

with critical seams sealed, and soft warm insulation. Features include; removable

hood with removable faux fur trim, mesh backed venting zips, lycra inner cuffs,

zip off stretch snow skirt with pant snaps, inner goggle and phone pockets.

Code: 308100

Nikita Helipark Jacket From: £199.99

Hailing from Iceland, (that’s near the North Pole, as I crowbar the Christmas

reference in) Nikita have delivered a super stylish jacket that merges great biker

styling with technical performance. Featuring DuPont 10k/8k waterproof &

breathable twill fabric, with critical seam sealing and warm low bulk 80g polyfill

insulation. Features 3D hood, mesh backed venting zips, zipped handwarmer

pockets, zipped chest pocket, lyrca inner cuffs, zip off snow skirt with pants

connect zip and inner goggle, media and security pockets.Code: 321111 (Plain) £189.99 Code: 321110 (Plaid) £199.99

Burton Wmn’s Nana Beanie Price:£26.99Carol singing in the park or stumbling home from the pub on Christmas Eve, whatever your flavour Burton’s super snug Nana Beanie hat is going to keep your noggin super warm.

Code: 800663

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Roxy Luna Melange Pants Price: £125.00 A fashion-forward riding pant that combines a great fit with ultra stylish looks. In Quiktech 10k/10k waterproof & breathable fabric, with fully sealed seams, warm and low bulk 80g insulation. Features easy fit waist tabs, front and back pockets, low profile cargo pockets, mesh backed inner thigh venting zips and stretch inner gaiters with gripper elastic.

Code: 308105

32 Reppin Repel Hoodie

Price: £69.99

A cotton/poly full zip hoodie that really functions in the park and in the snowdome due to

the STI Repel impregnation, that actively sheds outside moisture whilst drawing vapour

from within to keep you cool and dry. Signature ThirtyTwo sports branding, functional

hood with high waterproof front zip and zipped pockets.

Code: 344105

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Burton Hacket Jacket Price: £185.00

Backwoods flannel plaid meets thrift store chic in this performance driven slope to

street jacket. Flannel yarn-dye fabric with fully taped Dryride 10k/10k waterproof &

breathable performance, climate control lining with low bulk, Thinsulate platinum

and zonal X-Static insulation. Features bonded fleece hood, flip-up collar, big

chest pockets, zipped hand pockets, mesh lined pit zips, goggle pocket, media

and security pockets, and zip-out inner waist gaiter with pant attachment snaps.

Code: 311105

32 Basement Pants Price: £129.99

Entry level ThirtyTwo pants that tick all the boxes for style and performance.

Tough poly twill 8k/5k waterproof & breathable fabric with all critical seams

sealed and microclimate managing lining. Features mesh-backed venting zips,

leg cargo pocket, front and back pockets, belt loops, jacket attach snaps and inner

gaiters with gripper elastic.Code: 344103

Dalikfodda Beanies From: £18.99Ah, there’s nothing more rewarding than wearing clothing that the more staid members of society just don’t get. Having that warm feeling of satisfaction as middle age women ski past in their fur hats while their perma tanned husband waddles past in his £1000 ski jacket. Thank heavens for Dalikfodda.

Murphy Docker Beanie Code: 349102Night Crawler Hat Code: 349101Standard Beanie Code: 349100

32 Reppin Repel Hoodie

Price: £69.99

A cotton/poly full zip hoodie that really functions in the park and in the snowdome due to

the STI Repel impregnation, that actively sheds outside moisture whilst drawing vapour

from within to keep you cool and dry. Signature ThirtyTwo sports branding, functional

hood with high waterproof front zip and zipped pockets.

Code: 344105

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DaKine Omega Glove Price: £39.99Fed up of being ‘Captain Big Hands’ on the mountain, well worry no more. These low profile gloves from Dakine will give you the hand profile of Barbie’s Ken**(Maybe not). With their Weathershield nylon shell and Hipora waterproof & breathable insert construction, grippy Rubbertec palm and thin Thermaloft insulation with wicking tricot lining, these high performance gloves will keep your hands toasty warm and dry.

Code: 329108

Bataleon Feel better Price:£295.00Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat, please put a Feelbetter in my Christmas hat. Maybe not the right words but hey if you don’t ask you don’t get. Bataleon’s all new Feelbetter delivers a great but forgiving ride, making it the perfect board for anyone who wants to really progress their snowboarding. Built in collaboration with Les Ettes perfume, you can tag a bottle of their finest scent onto your wish list so you can still have that few minutes of traditional Christmas present opening before you get to unwrap the big gift.

Code: 800621

WOMENMEN

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TSA £100 Gift Voucher Price: (Doh) £100.00Fussy friend or just can’t be arsed looking for a present then the TSA gift voucher is for you. Let them make the effort while you bag off your Christmas shopping in five minutes. Pub or shops? A TSA gift voucher lets you make the right choice. Also available to a value that you choose.

Code: 922100

One Ball Jay World Domination Kit Price: £130.00£130 for servicing kit, what a rip off!.. Or is it? Ask Santa for one of these babies and your servicing worries will come to an end. Containing everything you need to get the most out of your snowboard, this up-front investment will save you a fortune on servicing costs over the years, now even the most tight fisted of you out there can’t ignore that. Containing just about everything that you need to create a home workshop, this kit should be on the list of everyone doing a season or any rider who wants to get the most from their equipment. Comes with: Full instructions, wax iron, pocket edge tool, file brush, plastic scraper, steel scraper, cable lock, packet of X-wax, packet of Viper wax, ceramic stone, Fiber-Tex pad, traction pad, fist driver, cable lock and leash.

Code: 804236

GoPro HD Hero Price: £199.99Every so often you get one of those presents under the tree that disappoints, but when you unwrap it it’s the best thing ever. Well, the GoPro HD Hero is one of those, as they say good things come in small packages. This full HD 1080p video camera allows you to capture all the joys of Christmas day, as well as those deep powder runs in the mountains. With a whole range of accessories available, getting a GoPro in your Christmas stocking opens up a whole new world of movie making.

Code: 672063

Ortovox 3+ Transceiver Price: £259.99We’ll not mess with this one, if you ride off piste and have someone generous who loves you, get them to give you one of these this Christmas. The 3+ is a 3-antenna transceiver that is super simple to use and processes information fast. The circular display clearly guides you at each stage of a search promoting fast recoveries even when faced with multiple burials. The 3+ features Smart Antenna technology, which enables the unit to recognise the position it is in and automatically switch to the antenna that offers the best signal for searching transceivers to pick up. All this clever technology is housed in an ergonomic, rubberised case delivering functional performance and a sharp aesthetic.

Code: 298118

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Jones Flagship Price: £439.99Can’t forget the dads this Christmas, so here you go. Forget the jibby bonky toys for kids, here’s the real deal for real men. If Santa rode a snowboard this is what he’d ride. Perfect for dropping lines on Mara Mountain near the North Pole, hold on probably going a little off course here. Anyway the Flagship perfectly meets all the demands of the Big Mountain Freerider. From the mind of superstar Jeremy Jones the Flagship is one of the most confidence inspiring freeride snowboards ever made, truly stunning.

Code: 800663

K2 Grom Pack Price: £205.00We can’t really write a Christmas present guide without including something for the kids, so take a moment away from your own self-indulgence and check these babies out. Want to make Christmas day for your kids, then let them unwrap one of K2’s brilliant Grom Packs. Each Grom Pack contains a board, bindings, boots and a leash, all wrapped up in a great big box that’s going to look brilliant under any tree, real or synthetic. Each boot covers 3 sizes thanks to the internal removable shims, so you should get a good amount of time out of them. Available in 3 different sizes for both boys and girls.

Code: 800642 Boys Code: 800643 Girls

TSA Lightweight Snowboard Socks Price: £13.99Did you really think you were going to get away with a Christmas list that didn’t feature socks. Well worry not, we’re not hawking that George value pack of itchy socks. No siree, what we have here is our own design of snowboard specific socks that combine Merino wool, acrylic, nylon and lycra with strategic padding to create a super comfortable, warm and great performing sock. Great value for money and the perfect stocking filler.

Code: 271301

LesEttes Perfume Price: £27.00So here’s a tricky one, do I write this aimed at those boyfriends you see trawling the cosmetic counter of John Lewis on Christmas Eve looking baffled, or do I write it for those ladies out there who are looking for an alcohol free range of perfume. I’ll tell you what I’ll do, I’ll put it in marketing talk. Les Ettes produces quality non-alcoholic perfumes and cosmetics for active, passionate girls. Our roots in the snowboard, surf and skate community have instilled a twinkle in our eye and a deep respect for the environment. We champion integrity and sustainability over fleeting trends and the illusion of luxury.

Want-Ette ( Fruity, clean and fresh. It expresses delicate notes of Fig) Code: 808011Love –Ette (Feminine, Soft and Subtle, it holds light notes of Iris root) Code: 808012Flore-Ette (Contains light notes of the Tahitian Monoi Flower) Code: 808013Sol-Ette (Light notes of vanilla and sugar cane) Code: 808014