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Two thousand and ninesNews in Rhymes

By Peter Finlayson2009s news in rhymes

Copyright 2009 by Peter Finlayson

All rights reserved.

A limerick summary of 2009s news and events


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This ebook was written during the 2009 year. Ithighlights the many different, interesting andcontroversial happenings that made headlinenews, both in South Africa and worldwide. Froma news perspective, it has been a turbulentyear, and the challenges of coping with the manychanges this year have been enormous! Globally,the recession has hit the majority of people.Swine flu has been another global challenge thatpeople have had to cope with.

From a South African perspective, turmoil withinthe boards of our corporate giants, political andsports news is proof enough that South Africa isan exciting place to live!

The writing of this ebook is in limerick format.

Foreword Table of ContentsJanuary 2009

February 2009

March 2009

April 2009

May 2009

June 2009

July 2009

August 2009

September 2009

October 2009November 2009

December 2009


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8 May 2009 ..

Liverpool beat Arsenal and Chelsea beat FulhamTwo good wins which were certainly no shamWhere to from now in the premiershipWill Man United give them the skipAnd go for the title and the grand slam!

8 May 2009 .The Koreans are planning a nuclear testWhile Indian voters are doing their bestThe swine flu has now reached new landsthe experts say it's in good handsWhile new Pres Zuma expects 5000 guests!

11 May 2009Pres Zuma has his chosen cabinetTo fight the crime and aids and debtThe Doctors in Joburg are now fed upWhile the Delhi Daredevils are going for the cupAnd swine flu still seems to be a threat!!

11 May 2009 ..The bulls beat the cheetahs in a stormy matchWhile the Waratahs beat the Sharks on the Durban patchThe Delhi Daredevils are back on topAnd the Chelsea blues gave Arsenal the chopAnd Svensons game was up to scratch!

18 May 2009 ..While Ndebele accepts a fancy Mercthe Cape storms have created lots of workMboweni tells banks to lower the ratewhile Obana tackles the abortion debateIn Japan swine flu has gone beserk!

18 May .The bulls beat the sharks on Durbs home groundTwo more games to be Super 14 crownedFederer stuns Nadal in Spainwhile Usain Bolt runs in the very fast laneand Man United win the final round!

22 May The new crime boss is Anwa Dramathis job's a challenge amidst evil and smutA woman arrested for killing her kidsA crime this country strickly forbidswhile a Booysen man shot a robber in the butt!

22 May ..The Chiefs beat the Hurricans in HamiltonWhile the Bulls meet the Crusaders and hope to winMajestic Monaco awaits a thrilling Grand Prixand Sharapova crashes after a good winning spree

while Ronaldo's off to court for a pinching sin!

25 May .The Lions arrive at OR TamboWhile Steyn is rugbys latest RamboThe Chiefs and the Bulls will now meetAt Loftus on Saturday, so book your seatAnd the Deccan Chargers win the final show!

25 May .A couple die in a burning carWhile men steal a safe, its so bizarre!SA hospitals are in a fixWithout a pay increase theyre short of medicsAn ex addict becomes a Comrades star!

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3rd Nov 2009

Agliottis testimony nears an end2 woman murdered is this the trend?A Grahamstown man sets his girlfriend alightBoesak tells COPE to fly a kiteKZN water crises we cant pretend!!

5th Nov 2009Clegg to sing at the SWC drawA weary Joost on TV tells allParreira arrives in the RS of AI couldnt face Hestrie says singer Rob KlayWill Maroga be asked to finally withdraw?

6th Nov 2009Maroga is finally on his wayWill ASA live to fight another day?Is Chilliboy the real deal?Steve advises Joost isnt that a steal?And the sad ending of Els and Klay!

7th Nov 2009Leicester give our Boks a smackThe Beast is cleared and will be backMan City is out of the top fourEngland lose on the Wallaby tourAston Villa get back on track!

9th Nov 20092 boys still missing in a damMalema needs protection a costly scam!In Limpopo province its shoot to killA child of 3 drowns a bitter pillSome gliches with the Matric exam!

10th Nov 2009First its Maroga and then GodsellThis Eskom chaos sends alarm bellKhenyeza gets the Bafana bootA focus now on Selebis lootWill Benni bid Blackburn farewell?

12th Nov 2009Selebi trial in its 22nd dayIm an honest man says KlayAt the Selebi case, the heat is onA dinosaur found? This is no con!Is this the end of Agliottis payday?

13th Nov 2009Drug cops are now out on bail

Will the Boks win or will they fail?Interns murder case delayedPolice shoot to kill is how its conveyedNew GP number plates unveiled!

17th Nov 2009SA braces for cold and snowThe anthem in Paris was quite a showBilly Rautenbach has gone amissJoburg busses canned whats this!

Parreira to change the defence combo!


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2009 has been quite a year

With many a tear and many a cheer

The year ahead offers promise and hope

There is no reason for us to mope

Its time for us to move up a gear.!!

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