Run 1986 – Siri’s Virgin Run! It has been a bit of a drought … in terms of infor-mation from the greatest Hash Club in the Southern Hemisphere … (Mother Hash has us licked in the North). I briefly had an audience with the GM who found many positive things to say … He is such an Inspiration ! Some further work needs to be done on the trail setting … but this will come with experience. the conviviality … and the nosh was of a very high standard … and many thanks go to Siri who catered to the pack with aplomb. Top night, great run … Well done Siri!

… On On Pythagorarse

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, word-lessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and pro-ceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. "Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. "The rocks are the important things-your family, your spouse, your health, your children-things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. "The pebbles are less important things, like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else - the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. "The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. "Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happi-

ness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will al-ways be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the things around the house. Take care of the rocks first-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand." But then … A young male student stood up and asked the class if they were sure that the jar was truly full. All the students and the professor agreed that it was in-deed full. When they had all agreed, he reached into his backpack and pulled out a can of beer. Popping it open, he poured the contents into the already "full" jar. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full. Which proves that no matter how full your life is, there is always room for beer.

Confucious say:- It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement

Run No. 1985

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• A man walked into the doctor’s, he said, ‘I’ve hurt my arm in several places’

The doctor said, ‘Well don’t go there any more’ • Ireland ‘s worst air disaster occurred ear-

ly this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have re-covered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging contin-ues into the night

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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I

drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass

and think about the workers in the brewery and

all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink

this beer, they might be out of work and their

dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their

dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

* Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. * Frank Sinatra An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. * Ernest Hemingway A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. * W.C. Fields

Other Cumming Hash Events Trinity HHH 2000th RUN When: 25th & 26th August Where: Genazzano Catholic Retreat Gillies Hwy 9-25 Sep 2017—Sydney 50 years of Hashing 27-02 Oct 2017—Hobart 50 years of Hashing Nigeria, 6th July Euro Hash Vienna 7th Sep Pan Indo hash at Ba-likpapan, 27th Oct Pan Asia hash at Sokcho Korea 2018 May Interhash Fiji, Motherhash Kuala Lumpur 80th anniversary cele-bration 14 - 16 September.

TONIGHT’S SCRIBE

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Email to: trinityhhh@gmail.com

Date Run# Hare Venue

16/05/2017 1987 Royal T

Pelican Waters, 269 Cairns Esplanade,

23/05/2017 1988 Call Girl

238 Toogood Rd, Bayview Hights.

30/05/2017 1989 Slapper

Holly St, Mooroobool

6/06/2017 1990 Hare Required

TBA

13/06/2017 1991 Hare Required

TBA

20/06/2017 1992 Hare Required

TBA

Where to be on Tuesday evening at 6pm

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