running the motorbike programme at camp canadensis, in the...
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Jeff Ganiban, Mervin and Rob
Camp Canadensis from the air
Lake Lenape at Camp Canadensis
The main refectory
Having lunch in the main refectory
Hammer House horror films
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Running the Motorbike Programme at Camp Canadensis, in the Pocono Mountains
My co-councillor and boys
Bike Heads Motorbike Crew. Circa 1985
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Taking the boys out for a spin
Me cooling off
Taking some of the bikes out for a wash
Jeff Goldburg (my star pupil)
Jeff Burgman, aged 12. Showing off
Uncle $teve (the boss) makes his own trails
Me, riding a 250cc Husqvarna trails bike
Going out on an overnight camp out
My bivouac
My outdoor Pizza ovan
����6XPPHU�����������������%DFN�6WRU\�As a child my brother and I would stop up late on a Friday night with our mum
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,·P� EHLQJ� KRQHVW�� ,·YH� DOZD\V� IHOW� WKDW� WKHLU� ZDV� VRPHWKLQJ� H[FLWLQJ� DERXW�watching a scary movie and then later cowering underneath your duvet after
OLJKWV�RXW�� ,Q� IDFW�� ,·G� SHUVRQDOO\� VD\� WKDW� LW� ZDV� KHDOWK\� H[SHULHQFH� WR� JHW�scared a little as a kid.
3RFRQR�0RXQWDLQV�The Pocono Mountains are in Northeastern Pennsylvania. The name comes
IURP� WKH� 0XQVHH� ZRUG� 3RNDZDFKQH�� ZKLFK� PHDQV� ¶&UHHN� %HWZHHQ� 7ZR�+LOOV·��%HFDXVH�RI�WKHLU�RXWVWDQGLQJ�QDWXUDO�EHDXW\��WKH�ZRRGHG�KLOOV�DQG�YDO-leys the area is a popular destination for honeymoon couples, as well as
people who enjoy fishing, hunting and skiing.
&DPS�&DQDGHQVLV�Having been to America working with disadvantaged kids the previous year, I
thought I go again, but this time I applied through a rival company called
BUNAC (British Universities North America Club) and this time I went off to
ZRUN�ZLWK�VRPH�¶DGYDQWDJHG�NLGV·�LQVWHDG�DQG�DOO�LQ�DOO�,�UHWXUQHG�DQRWKHU�WZR�times after, making for three summers (1985/86/87) in all.
When I applied, I listed my skills as: Camping (I was in the Boy Scouts),
VKRRWLQJ��,�KDG�GRQH�D�VQLSHU·V�FRXUVH�LQ�WKH�7HUULWRULDO�$UP\��DQG�DV�DQ�DIWHU�thought I just happen to mention that I had passed my motorbike test and
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out further ado, off I returned to the States. Where back then (in the mid to late
��·V���VL[�PLOOLRQ�$PHULFDQ�\RXQJVWHUV�ZHQW�WR��������6XPPHU�&DPS·V�HYHU\�summer, in an industry worth some $2.5 billion. Some were speciality camps
where you would learn to be astronauts, clowns or silversmiths.
%XW�WKH�SODFH�,�ZHQW�WR�ZDV�FDOOHG�¶&DPS�&DQDGHQVLV·�DQG�LW·V�RQH�RI�$PHUL-FDV�ILQHVW�-HZLVK�6XPPHU�&DPSV�DQG�DW�LW·V�SHDN�LW�FDWHUHG�IRU�����FDPSHUV��,W�ZDV�IRXQGHG�E\�¶8QFOH�%LOO�DQG�$XQW�6\OYLD�6DOW]PDQ�LQ������DQG�ZDV�ZKHQ�,�ZDV�WKHLU��UXQ�E\�KLV�FKLOGUHQ�¶8QFOH·�6WHYH�DQG�¶$XQW·�7HUUL��7KH�FDPS�LV�VHW�on 1,000 acres, in the Pocono Mountains region of Monroe County, Pennsyl-
vania. It comprised of a 75-acre private lake (Lake Lenape), water skying,
saleboarding, indoor and outdoor hockey rinks, a 2,500-square-foot gymnas-
tics room, twenty basketball courts, two heated outdoor pools, a art centre,
high rock wall, horse stables, a golf range, an all-weather outdoor amphithea-
tre, 16 tennis courts, 12 of which are lit for night use and eighteen miles of dirt
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:KHQ�,�DUULYHG��,�JRW�D�¶FUDVK�FRXUVH·��OLWHUDOO\�LQ�P\�FDVH��DV�,�KDG�QHYHU�ULGHQ�off road before) and by the time the kids arrived (a week later) I was a fully
¶TXDOLILHG·��LQWHUQDWLRQDO��PRWRUELNH� LQVWUXFWRU�DQG�,� WKRXJKW� LW�ZDV�EULOOLDQW�� ,�loved the Camp, I loved the lifestyle and most of all I loved American kids. My
job was to take the boys and girls groups out on their motorbikes under con-
trolled conditions, which meant riding at ten miles an hour and in a straight
line and although for the more advanced riders go off into the woods. It soon
became too tame for me and so I asked if I could take the kids out up into the
mountains and spend the night under the stars camping and surprisingly the
answer was YES.
So I went out deep into the woods and made myself a campsite. First I con-
structed a stone circle like they did in cowboy films for a fire, I bought a enam-
elware coffee pot and some mugs (to add to the effect and to kick start the
cold morning wake up) and then I built a bivouac, large enough to accommo-
date ten kids and covered the floor with leaves and grass to make a crude
mattress and I thought to myself, you know what, the boys are going to enjoy
this. Each week I would take a group of maybe 10 boys (I never took the girls,
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However, the early camp-outs turned out to be a bit of a let down and the boys
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bish and nobody wanted to go. The food was crap, it was cold and if it rained,
then you slept in a puddly of muddy water ad you got misserable.
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site. First I chopped up a tree to make log seats and put them around the fire,
then I made some campsite furnature like a mug tree to hang your mugs off,
D�ZDVK�VWDQG�DQG�ILQDOO\�,�DGGHG�P\�¶SLqFH�GH�UpVLVWDQFH·���,�PDGH�DQ�RYHQ��This was achieved by digging a trench and putting a tin drum over the top of
it, with the lid (attached by a piece of wire) acting as a door on top and a piece
of clay piping behind it (which acted as my chimney) and finally I covered it in
mud to keep the heat in and you know what? It worked a treat.
6R� WKH�QH[W� WLPH�ZH�ZHQW� RQ�DQ�RYHUQLJKW� FDPS�RXW�� ,� VWROH� KDOI� D� GR]HQ�pizzas from the camp kitchen and I also took along some small 250ml bottles
DW����RI�FKHDS�EHHUV�DQG�VR�ZKHQ�ZH�JRW�WR�¶8QFOH�6SHHG\·V�&DPS�6LWH·�DV�it was now called, we had a party. The kids thought the beer was great, but
WKH�WUXWK�ZDV�LW�ZDV�DZIXO��,�PHDQ�LW�VPHOW�RI�ROG��IODW�EHHU�PL[HG�ZLWK�IUHVK�grass cuttings and stale urine. Still, to the uneducated palate of a twelve year
old, it was pure necta and they thought they were great. So who am I to
argue?
The routine was this: We would leave Camp Canadensis site after lunch at
6:00pm and a couple of hundred kids would come out and wave us off (like
ZH�ZHUH�LQWUHSLG�H[SORUHUV��RII� LQ�VHDUFK�IRU�WKH�VRXUFH�RI�WKH�1LOH�5LYHU�RU�something. After which we would ride around the lake and disappear up the
track into the Pocono Mountain and on to my campsite, which was three miles
away.
Let me just say here that although the kids were riding motorcycles up and
down a very bumpy track, their was nothing dangerous about the journey per
say (I never went more than 15mph). Although Pennsylvania does have black
bears in the woods (we would see them all the time) they never bothered us.
The State also has three venomous snakes (Copperhead, Eastern Massa-
sauga and the Timber Rattlesnake), which we rarely saw and a highly poison-
ous black widow spider, which are reclusive and (as far as I know) I never
came across one. However, as it turned out, the most dangerous thing about
the journey was ME!
As soon as we got to my camp site then I would get the kids to lay their sleep-
ing bags out under the bivouac and send them out to collect wood for the fire,
whilst I cooked the pizzas and then we would sit down on the logs to enjoy a
few beers and swop stories. It was a complete turn-a-round and an instant
success.
All of a sudden their was a buzz going around was that and my sleep outs
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ticipated event on Camp (not because we indulging in illegal pizza and beer).
But because I had sworn all those who had participated not to tell anybody
about what went on during our time their. So what was happening on my over-
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were setting out their sleeping bags. I always knew when they found it be-
FDXVH�WKH\�ZHQW�IURP�ILJKWLQJ�DQG�VKRXWLQJ�DERXW�ZKR�VOHHSV�QH[W�WR�ZKRP��to complete silence and then whispering.
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WHOO� WKH�NLGV� WKH�WUXWK�DQG�VD\�WKDW� ¶WKH\�KDYH�D�ULJKW� WR�NQRZ·�DQG�WKHQ�ZH�would have an all mighty row, which would end up with me threatening him
with the sack if he said any more. Needless to say, we were a good double
act and very convincing.
So anyway, the evening would end up with everybody sitting around the
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kidnapped one of the kids from the camp and held him to ransom. At first his
father, refused to pay and it was only when they cut his ear off that the release
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6R�DW�DURXQG������SP��,·G�VHQG�WKH�NLGV�RII�WR�EHG��EXW�IRU�VRPH�UHDVRQ�WKH\�found it difficult to get to sleep and would be wide awake staring into the dark-
ness from under the cover of their make shift tent. Whilst I would get my head
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at my camp sight by midnight.
Individual stories will vary because I repeated this once a week for the seven
weeks camp duration for three successive years. Anyway now the kids are
wide awake and all facing outward watching for any movement 360 degrees
around where their shelter. A typical scenario would be: The boys hear the
breaking of wood as somebody is moving the camp and they come over to
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are now on full alert and so they come back and shake me again and say that
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21(��7:2��7+5((��,�NLFNHG�VWDUWHG�P\�PRWRUELNH�DQG�SXOOHG�DZD\�IROORZHG�by my co-conspirator and we quickly accelerated up the hill and out of camp,
and then out of site (before parking up), and when we ran back to the brow of
the hill we were greeted with the site of my boys frantically trying to get their
bikes started, some were pushing them up the hill in desperation, whilst
RWKHUV�MXVW�VWRRG�WKHLU�VKRXWLQJ�DIWHU�PH�WR�FRPH�EDFN��2QH��,�QRWLFHG��KDG�armed himself with a stick.
The joy about all this was the look on their faces when we returned and how
quickly anger turned to relief and they knew it was all a set up after all. Yer
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boys was probably my best.
Just before we left Camp Canadensis, the kids asked if I was going to try to
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\RX�DUH�P\�IDYRXULWH�ER\V�WKHQ�,·P�JRLQJ�WR�WUHDW�\RX�WR�¶VRPHWKLQJ�VSHFLDO·�because you deserve it and believe me, I sure did that.
When we got to my campsite, we did all the usual of collecting firewood,
KDYLQJ�D�EHHU��ZKLFK�UHDOO\�ZDVQ·W�EHHU��DQG�SL]]D�DQG�WKHQ�,�VDLG��¶,�ZDQW�XV�all to have an early night tonight because tomorrow, I want us all get to up
HDUO\������DP���DV�,·P�JRLQJ�WR�WDNH�\RX�DOO�RQ�D�WULS�WR�WKH�WRS�RI�¶0RXQW�$OOHQ·�to see the sun come over Canadensis and on the way we will ride shoulder
deep in the early morning mist. It will be amazing I told them. So I proposed
DQ�HDUO\�QLJKW�DQG�EHFDXVH�WKH�ER\V�ZHUH�H[FLWHGO\�ORRNLQJ�IRUZDUG�WR�WKH�IRO-lowing days ride they went quietly to bed and drifted off into a peaceful sleep.
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series of flaming arrows flew over the camp and they just screamed, (even I
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The thing is this: At the end of the year Uncle Steve would ask the kids:
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something right.
I would imagine that after I left it represented the end of an era and that now
today, what with Politicial Correctness and all the other general crushing of
WKH�KXPDQ�VSLULW���ZKLFK�PHDQV�DQ\ERG\�ZKR�WKLQNV�DQG�DFWV�RXW�RI�WKH�ER[���then Summer Camps are like most of modern life today, must be a pretty de-
pressing place to be. I mean even when I worked their you could see the way
it was going, the way with ever increasing Health & Safety rules and an aver-
sion to risk.
%XW�,�KRSH�ZKDW�WKH�NLGV�H[SHULHQFHG�RQ�P\�RYHUQLJKW�FDPS�RXWV�EDFN�WKHQ�ZDV�DQ�H[SHULHQFH�WKDW�PDGH�WKHP�IHHO�IXOO\�DOLYH�DQG�,�KRSH�WKH\�UHPHPEHU�those days with fond memories and a rye smile, as indeed do I. Finally, let me
say that in my four summers in total (one at Rock Creak Farm and three at
Camp Canadensis) I spent over a year of my life living in America and in all
that time I never net a bad American and I met them all from all walks of life.
From the kids to their parents, the local people in the bars at night, my co-
councillors (who were college students) and people in general who picked me
up whilst I hitchhicked up and down the country after camp ended. Which is
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