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    BESTWISHESTO RCB

    101 gifts, 101 ways of telling RCB

    Good LuckAgenda to follow

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    AgendaAgenda Gifts and only giftsGifts and only gifts

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    100 gifts to go Why 101 gifts?

    Many people gift 101/- whenthey attend a ceremony, on theoccasion of RCBs CL journey I

    wish to gift each and everyplayer, support stuff, RCB fansall over the world 101 cute,sweet gifts.

    RCB Hits a Century - Go, Showthe world, Power of Red andGold, South Africa is Waitingfor you to glow.

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    Nervous 99(gifts), score lots of

    centuries RCB Boyz#98 - Players are the sole of theRCB team, Support staff is therelife engine, Fans are the Heart ofthis fantastic RCB Club.

    POEM - # 97 > TWINKLETWINKLE SHINY STAR, HOWA WONDERFUL TEAM YOUARE, UP ABOVE WHENFANS SAY HIGH, LIKE A

    WINNER IN THE SKY.

    HE IS THE CAPTAIN OF OURTEAM, SENIOR STATESMEN, ONEOF THE BEST LEG SPIN BOWLERSTHE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. WECALL HIM JUMBO, PRAYING TOTHE GOD HE LEADS HIS SIDE TOSOME MEMORABLE MOMENTS INTHE CLT20.

    >> Next Anil Kumbles Gifts

    Ray Jennings quote on Kumble If everybody can have anattitude like Kumble, then thisworld will be a better place

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    Wishing Jumbo to Best Bowling Headlines

    # 96

    Take five wickets in everymatch.

    Make the batsmen sweat andhop ..

    Create history by showcasingyour great leadership skills

    Cheer your fans all over theworld.

    Anil Kumble is bowling from thePavilion end, he appeals for a lbw,its close I think, its plumb in front.

    Next day in the papers,

    Headlines - Anil KumbleFigures after a CLT20 match

    4.0 2 9 5, I AM SURE HE WILLACCEPT GIFT #95.

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    Strategy Jumbo

    Short Story (Gift # 94)There was a small kid in atown called RCB, he usedto wear red and gold

    always, he never used tosleep, eat when RCB wasplaying. As soon Kumblecame to bowl , small kidused to cheer up, imitatehis bowling, cry aloud and

    wished Kumble to take allthe wickets

    Such breathtaking is ourJumbos Bowling.

    You bowl well in single overspells continue that.

    You make an impact very earlyin the match, depending on

    match situation continue withthat strategy.

    You have a test match hundred ,hitem over the rope too ..

    You are a very productive

    captain, you respect all yourteam mates and get the best outof them.

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    He is the Wall

    BHARATH KA DEWARu

    The Wall

    Jammy Mr. Dependable

    Humble, Honest, Hard Working

    Go Rahul Go

    Gift # 93

    Kissan Song,

    Jam Jam Jammy , you are awesome

    Jammy. Truly perfect batting and

    (Pause) brilliant catching,

    thatsssssssss what says my nani, go goJammy

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    My favorite Rahul Dravid

    moment

    That day at Adelaide, Everyone glued to theretelevision, a brilliant cricketer made all Indians

    Proud. He was our Very Own Rahul Dravid.

    THE WALL

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    Anil and Rahul Special ..

    #92 - A RCB Fan Speaks fromhis heart, always,

    You both are jewels of ourteam, you have a provenrecord and have earnedmillions of fans because ofyour skills, honesty andgreat cricketing prowess.

    Here is me Sachin BengaluruWishing you both anamazingly successful CLT20..

    Number 91

    Mathematical Formula,

    Jammy * 100 * nice

    catches + Jumbo *

    Googlies * Wickets *Captaincy = Magic in

    South Africa

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    Commentators in action, His Cover Drive, Pull andSquare cut shots are gifts (*) to his fans

    He is a pacy bowler, he tries bowling fast but ends upbowling a half volley, Dravid punches a nice coverdrive and moves to

    Gift from a spinner, Dravid square cuts it and bowlrolls like a bee to the boundary line.

    When you bowl at 88* mph, even a very good shortpitch bowl seems small and it hits the sweetest part ofDravids bat, thats all

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    Robin Uthappa, Wacka Wacka

    Uthappa shakes the ball and the bowler too (#

    87)

    When bowl hits his bat it gives a familiar sound,sound of death to the bowler, sound of grin to

    the opposite captain. With fielders rolling there

    eyes and fans cheering, all I can say is best

    wishes to you

    Uthappa shakes the ball and the bowler too (#

    87)

    When bowl hits his bat it gives a familiar sound,sound of death to the bowler, sound of grin to

    the opposite captain. With fielders rolling there

    eyes and fans cheering, all I can say is best

    wishes to you

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    * Chasing a target of 317

    * 3-2 behind the series and a must winsituation

    * Robin stood firm and kept the English atbay, by playing a sublime innings.

    A True Hero was born at the oval - Ovalwas Screaming, Indian fans were partying,it saw a swashbuckling innings and the twoheroes of RCB, one Rahul Dravid (Captain

    that series) and other the Walking Assassincelebrated.

    ENGLISH

    SUMMER

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    Treats are his shots

    Recipe # 79- His Reverse Sweep, shift in gears,execution, awesome.

    78/- for one scoop?- His Scoop shot is as smooth as ascoop of Ice cream . Bowlers have to pay the price ..

    His walk the talk shoot makes a statement to the bowlersthat I can even hit you with a sugarcane stick 77thgift to

    you robin.

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    ITS A TEAM GAME t

    I cant emphasize more that cricket is a team game, a youngster may charmone day and a veteran can play a good innings under pressure.

    15 gifts to 15 wonderful RCB Players.

    Note : These gifts can be given to any player, I am not comparing orunderachieving anyone here, its just a great way to say that all these 15players are invaluable assets to our team and all are sure to do well inChampions League.

    #76 - Gifts are not subject to Financial Risks, (Other teams) Kindly fear about

    RCB before playing with them.

    I have changed the snippet above that is played in ads in my own RCB Way.Just to emphasize the fact fans will send infinite worthy gifts and give a greatsend off to RCB team, other teams will definitely fear us.

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    Batsmen, Diamonds in a

    team ..

    #75, Quote - Everyone is a

    good batsman, even a socalled tailendar can hit a

    winning shot or can save a

    match.

    This gift is to all the

    batsmen in the team, they

    are jewels of T20 game.

    Pitches are made for them,

    crowds come to watch them,

    spectators get

    disappointed when they get

    out.

    Why Diamond? It is

    precious, any one who

    wears it looks pretty just

    as a batsman does even

    when a edge from his bat

    goes to the boundary. Only

    one chance have the

    batsman in a match, same

    with diamond a small

    scratch and its shine goes

    off.

    Thank you RCB batsmen, you

    take risks, you play bigshots, you run hard

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    Bowlers are like Greeting Cards ..Bowlers are like Greeting Cards ..

    Greeting card may be less priced butit is precious, so are the bowlers.The Line Below Thank You in thefirst pic reads, Your thoughtfulnessmeant so much to me. This is whata captain/coach would say to abowler when he wins or contributesin a match.Everyone scolds a bowler when theygive runs but forget to recognizethere efforts when they do well.Thank you RCB bowlers, you havevariations, you perform in toughsituations, you bowl good Yorkerstoo

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    I haven't forgotten

    Wicket Keeper

    They give tips to bowler, they aid the captain toset fields, they bat well, they appeal the

    hardest, they keep the team together. They aretruly the most important component in anyteam.

    Fan Speak # 59 WicketKeepers are the best

    cameramen inside a cricket field.

    Who will be the wicket keeper for CLT20? a)Uthappa, b) Dravid, c) Ross Taylor d) None of theabove

    Coach and Supporting staff

    Life Engine of the team, theyperform as a stabilizer, before thematch, during a match and after the

    match.Is 58 the age people retire?A Small Piece (#58) When you gethurt .. When you need help, I ammmmmthereeee for you. When you relax,when you practice, I will alwaysss bee

    with you ..

    Gifts to our coach, Ray Jennings inthe later slides ..

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    Gifts to our probable Openers Gifts to our probable Openers

    Manish Pandey

    He became the first Indian to score a century inthe IPL against the Deccan Chargers during 2009

    IPL.

    Praying to the almighty that you get 114+ runsalways (57* into 2, gift for you)

    56 good

    Luck MANISHPANDEY

    Messages

    To

    Our Own

    RCB Fans wish (# 55) you asplendid CLT20, torment theopposition bowlers with yourterrific batting ability.

    Jacques Kallis

    Agifted all rounder from SouthAfrica,consistent with both bat and ball.

    Steve Waughs Quote (#54)

    Weve tried everythingagainst this guy, but we cantfind a weakness in hisgame.

    Song # 53, KallisSong # 53, Kallis -- YouYouknow the conditions, youknow the conditions, you

    know the pitch, we RCBknow the pitch, we RCBFans know that you areFans know that you aretruly the best.truly the best.

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    I present you gifts (#52) that are tied together, just as you

    tie good spells together.

    Clouds, seam movement I am sure youwill love this give away.

    I gift you variations I am sure manybatsman will get foxed by your Wiley slower ones anddangerous Yorkers. 50(*) variations are enough right?

    GIFTS TO DALE AND PK u

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    Explosive Middle Order

    Ross TaylorLovelyRejuvenatingPerfectLoyal(LRPL)Taylor

    #49 - Speaking from the heart He is one of themost dangerous batsmen that has emerged inWorld Cricket. He can take any bowling attack

    apart on a given day, we are lucky and extremelyprivileged to have you in our team. Best of LuckRoss for CLT20.

    #48 - My Gift

    Virat Kohli47* runs scored by Virat in 20 balls.Bowler was hit left, right and center, may

    you play at you aggressive best.

    46th page in My Gift BhandarRhyme Virat is the Samrat , peopleknow his potential when he comes

    to bat, he will make the bowlers inChampions League T20 flat.Best Wishes from SachinBengaluru

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    They are match winners

    R. Vinay Kumar45. A Bowler (me speaking)45. A Bowler (me speaking) Who cares about pace, whoWho cares about pace, whocares about speed, its all aboutcares about speed, its all aboutaccuracy and variations. Vinayaccuracy and variations. VinayKumar fits the bill. Best ofKumar fits the bill. Best of

    LuckLuck Davangere Express.Davangere Express.

    YourLeg Cutters will fox the batsmenand they will look clueless (44*) and wefans will say Clueless is no Excuse

    Cameron White

    Quick Facts : Victoria'sYoungest Ever captain ; He isnicknamed as bear , Bundy ;He captained Australian team

    to victory in Under 19 worldcup in 2002.

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    All the best wishes mate from all we fans,we are sure you will shine with your hardhatting and fox the batsmen with your legbreaks too.

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    B Akhil

    My way of wishing you best of luck (#42)

    My Belief (41*)My Belief (41*) You are veryYou are very

    good all rounder, grab yourgood allrounder, grab yourchances, makea impact. This isachances, makea impact. Thisisabigstageand I amsureyou willbigstageand I amsureyou willcomeoutwith flyingcolorscomeoutwith flyingcolors

    Abhimanyu Mithun

    Fire 40 arrows on the batsmen, bouncers,Yorkers. Make them do break dance on the

    crease.

    He bowls fast, He can make batsman hop,He is our very own Abhimanyu Mithun.All the Best wishes Mithun, do well.

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    Depth, Flexibility, Great Talent Thatsour RCB Team

    make all we fansproud.

    # 39 Dillonis a all rounder and very good withthe bat, NayanDoshi being inour team shows

    justhow deep we are with bat and bowl,how

    flexibleour team justis.#38 Boththeseplayershave wonthing incommon,they haveplayedlotof T20 matches,so whenit comesto conditions,Dillonisour goto man and whenit comestoexperience andvariety Nayanis a great choicetoo.

    Allthe Bestto bothof you, give your best and

    make all we fansproud.

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    WHAT NEXT .

    Guess the Next set of Gifts,Guess the Next set of Gifts,

    HintsHints -- You eat them on festival days && You distribute it when you achieve something &&You eat them on festival days && You distribute it when you achieve something &&

    Everyone from children to your grand/Everyone from children to your grand/pa,mapa,ma love to eat them.love to eat them.

    I am giving these Sweets (Mithai in Hindi, Sihi Tindi in Kannada) to each and every RCB

    player. Its a ritual in India and i am treating RCB players with desserts.

    Presenting 32 sweets to all our RCB team, not one but two to each player. I picked the sweets based on

    the first letter of the players name. I am sure that they will like them.

    Desserts/Sweets Reference - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_sweets_and_desserts .

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    Sweets to the

    Best ..

    Anil Kumble : Amrakhand , Kheer Liked it Jumbo

    Ray Jennings : Rasmalai, Jahangir How are the sweets ray

    Rahul Dravid: Rava Ladoo, Dharwad Pedha As Sweet as your shotsRahul

    Robin Uthappa : Rasagulla, UnniAppam They will melt in yourmouth, robin.

    Ross Taylor : Rajbhog, Truffle You Would love these yummyDelicious desserts Rossie ..

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    Jacques Kallis : Jilebi, Kalakand Sweet All Rounder

    Virat Kohli : Vanilla Cheesecake, Kaju Katli Nice and SugaryVirat

    Dale Steyn : Doodh Pedha, Shrikhand Tempting to eat them,enjoy dale

    Praveen Kumar: Pheerni, Kulfi Icecream for you PK

    Cameron White : Coconut Burfi, White Chocolate Sweets foryou Cameron

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    Eat Sweet, Play Neat ..

    Vinay Kumar : Vanilla Ice Cream, Kashi Halva You shouldknow how good the halva is Vinay ..

    B Akhil : Balushahi, Ariselu A treat of sweets just for

    you Akhil

    Du Preez : Dar Ni Pori,Puran Poli I bet you would like

    these indian sweets Dillon

    Nayan Doshi : Nanumanu,Dry Fruit Chikki Just for you

    Nayan

    Manish Pandey : Mysore Pak, Payasa - Manish a feast that

    tastes great.

    Abhimanyu Mithun : Amriti, Motichoor laddu My mouth is

    getting watery, Mithun yours

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    Our Coach, Ray

    You are enigmatic, fearless, straightforward. You have driven RCB in the right direction. All thebest as you dawn one more coaching assignment with this great team. (Strategy # 5)

    When a young man speaks about our coach Manish Pandey Quote - Jennings told me to playmy natural game. He told me not to fear failure and to have fun in the centre (This is a goodstrategy # 4)

    RCB Fan Speak You have shone your positive attitude, you have instilled confidence in theyoungsters, may your strategies, South African experience help RCB win Champions League T20.Best of Luck Ray. (This strategy is sure to take RCB to the top, # 3)

    Yuppie 3 gifts to complete 101 and something special is aroundthe corner, check out

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    Gift # 99 : CLT20 is beckoning and we are ready

    to support you till our last breath

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    CENTURIATH GIFT TO RCB TEAM

    When you Play in CLT20. When you all practice, Wheneveryou relax.

    In Team Meetings, during your sleep, in the pavilion duringyour match

    In all the countless seconds you are in South Africa We willkeep supporting, cheering all of you.

    A True RCB FanSachin Bengaluru (one more slide pleasebear with me )

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    101 Gifts, Infinite Prayers andBlessings from RCB Fans and Elders