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Ambush on the Road in Humanoid Countryd121. Headhunters w/blowguns, nerve toxin-tipped darts, special decapitating shamshirs, conceal themselves en masseunder dirt in roadside ditch, desperate to meet monthly head quota or face unspeakable hardships from theirmerciless deity, will attempt to parlay w/powerful party for a reasonable percentage of available heads2. Cube of magical darkness created by shaman sticks out like sore thumb during daylight hours but hidesunexpected number of diminutive assailants forming humanoid pyramid3. Cliff-jumping cannibals launch daring daytime bungee attack to secure daily supply of man-flesh, sproing back tocliff top with speared victims4. Humanoid big game hunters lurk behind obscuring wall of foliage, waiting for prey but more than happy to providelethal surprise for travelling adventurers, surrounding area doused liberally w/harvested megafauna stench-glandconcentrate, just walking through the stuff creates possibility of attracting unwanted amorous monster attention5. Squad of berserks dispatched to intercept band of rival humanoids but unable to suppress pent up war-enthusiasm, give away off-road position w/savage, if premature, chimp-like shrieks of aggression6. Dapper highwaymanoids demand treasure but not overly greedy/bloodthirsty, would be satisfied by sufficientlyfabulous garments, shiny trinkets they could add to their personal displays 7. Primitive trebuchet atop roadside hill launches platoon of winged humanoids armed w/lances towards potentialvictims at astonishing velocity8. Talented mimic calls out for aid in aristocratic voice/dialect, leads potential rescuers towards huge concealed neton ground manned by murderous cohorts9. Heavily armed humanoids lie around the road in convincing scene of faux-slaughter aided by buckets of fakeblood, stage weapons, artificial limbs acquired from massacred travelling theatre troop10. Human operator of large ox-driven wagon actually dead, manipulated muppet-like by scads of humanoids hidingunder tarpaulin 11. Roadside shrine featuring large statue of patron god of travellers: hollowed out, riddled with murder holes, cultfanatics within only attack if passersby fail to make suitable offering12. Wee humanoids disguised as school children lost in the wilderness, convincing until you get up close and noticetheir masks of real human face-leather

Ambush on the Road in Humanoid Country