rednecksec the intersection of rednecks and hackers
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RedneckSec The Intersection of Rednecks and HackersJon Molesa<[email protected]>
IntroductionRednecks get a bad rep. I think there are a lot of similarities between rednecks and hackers. Hopefully by thetime I’m finished you’ll at least consider the same thing.
Obilgatory credential slideGrew up in Alexander County, North Carolina (2010 Pop. 37,198)
Home of Harry Gant: Driver of the Skol Bandit race car
+ - Lots of farms (cattle, chickens, tobacco, cotton, etc) - Went to the public High School (surrounded byrednecks)
Bobby MojoWas discussing nick names one day at work
Co-workers thought I reminded them of Ricky Bobby from Taledaga Nights
I believe this was because of the redneck association. I lived in NC mountains at the time.
They came up with some complexish rules which I’ll explain with an example.
The first half of you "Bobby Name" is the first two letters of your last name. If the second letterof your last name is not a vowel, then the next letter from your last name is added on until youfind the first vowel. The second half of your "Bobby Name" is made up of simply the first twoletters of your first name.
Mojo is a shortened form of Bobby Mojo.
Mojo is derived from (Jo)n (Mo)lesa, then swap places.
MoJo, then tack a "Bobby" on the front and BAM Bobby Mojo
Shouts to Bobby Stabr, Bobby Noda (Dr. Drupal), Boby Yuchi, and Bobby Bema
Bobby name generator: https://www.drupal.org/sandbox/mgbellaire/2015247
What is a RedneckWild
Love to laugh, make others laugh, and have fun
A hardcore do it yourself attitude
Love driving in the snow and the opportunity to pull someone out of the ditch
Loves BIG trucks
Excessive drinking
Excessive group drinking
Full of "Ideas" usually originating during afore mentioned drinking time
Often resource limited ($)
Creative problem solvers
Fire!
Guns, guns, guns!!!
Hunting!
Tattoos
What is a hacker?Wild
Inquisitive
Inventive
Often resource limited ($)
A hardcore do it yourself attitude
Excessive drinking
Excessive group drinking
Full of "Ideas" usually originating during afore mentioned drinking time
Creative problem solvers
Fire!
Guns, guns, guns!!!
Tattoos
Venn Chart (Rednecks vs Hackers)
Rednecks Portrayed in MediaMost focus on the idiotic crap they do
Usually involve near death expirements
Or the unintentional? destruction of private property
Meant to illustrate how dumb rednecks are
Jeff FoxworthyThe first famous redneck I can recall.
"You might be a redneck if…"
Larry the Cable Guy
And of course Mater!
History Channel
Duck Dynasty (A&E)Not a bad show. Most of it seems scripted and intentionally goofy. The earlier shows were more genuine andentertaining.
Moonshiners (Discovery)
Hillbilly Hand Fishing:Noodling (Animal Planet)
Swamp People (History)
Vic Vandal: also from Louisiana
Honey Boo Boo (TLC)
Sled Necks (MTV)
Rocket City Rednecks (National Geographic)This one is an exception. Focuses on ingenuity. These guys are actual rocket scientists and more importantlyrednecks.
The very first episode they bomb proof a truck with beer cans, PVC, and Plywood.
Note: PVC was invented by a southerner
Almost Politically Correct Redneck MEME
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Picnic Pontoon
Pig Roast Hydro
Redneck Macgyver
Five Wide Mowing
Tail Light
Dip vs. Tires
Jump Gone Wrong
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Russian Redneck
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Cool Dog Bed
Redneck? This is well-designed and clever.
http://goo.gl/WZ4WsN— darwinpolice
As a redneck, that’s usually the case. We aren’t stupid, just poor. Well, some of us are stupidand poor.
http://goo.gl/6d0hRj— MrBananaBeak
Story TimeA man named Clive grew up in his Dad’s small business
Drpped out of school in the 6th grade
Bought his Dad’s business
He dreamt up and had built pneumatic powered machines
They would take raw blank material in one side
Spit cut and drilled pieces out the other side
ConclusionRednecks are a VERY inventive bunch
They are extremly creative problem solvers
They don’t let the lack of resources ($$$) stop them
Yes things don’t aways work out as expected
But hey! At least they tried something
If you’re from the South, embrace your Redneck side
Become a Card Carrying Redneckhttp://www.americanrednecksociety.com/