Our pie and pie review guru Elliott Josypenko takes us through his top ten pie reviews of all time. Previously we read an international effort follwing resident Pole Jay Stech’s visit to Scotland. This time, it’sThis time, it’s

Name: Jacob Crumrine

Call me: JC when healthy, and HC JC when injured/coaching

Age: 23

Position: As an American on a foreign team, Freest Safety Jersey

Number: Number: 48

Best play ever: My first tackle on my first series as a Sabre, hitting the RB from Huddersfield so hard that he went back 3 yards and walked off the field clutching his arm.

Special Move: The Reverse

Sword of Mouth:Sword of Mouth: Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.

Name: James Sharrock

Call me: The Yak

Age: 21

Position: WR/K

Jersey Number: 1

Best ever play: Best ever play: 45yrd jail break screen TD against

Hallam

Special Move: Stop and Go

Sword of the mouth: Woop Woop

Depth Chart Position: Starter.