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Quotations General1

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Kedar Joshi

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Abstract

This work is a list of my general sayings/aphorisms/quotations, whichexcludes Quotations Superultramodern Science and Philosophy. In otherwords, the quotations in this list are not peculiar to "Superultramodern Science

and Philosophy". Quotations Superultramodern Science and Philosophy canbe found at http://works.bepress.com/kedar_joshi/17/.

1 The latest version of this work should be available athttp://works.bepress.com/kedar_joshi/23/. Alternatively, it should be available athttp://superultramodern.blogspot.com/.


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ABSENCE

Even absence is present.

AMBITION

Ambition is the hypocrisy of greed.

Ambition is hypocritical greed. (Variant)

I do not want to design philosophy to nourish ambition; I want to designambition to nourish philosophy.

Ambition tends to be ungrateful.

I do not like ambitious people; I like overambitious people.

ANARCHY

Disorder and anarchy have ever thrived in the world, since it allows advertently or inadvertently the incompetent the freedom they do notdeserve.

ASIA

Asia is the 21st centurys deadliest monster.

The Devil has taken the shape of Asia and His heart is India.

BANGLADESH

Is it Bangladesh or Bhangardesh?

BHAGAVAD-GITA

The message of Bhagavad-gita is inherently satanic and Bhagavad-gita is Hinduterrorism.


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According to the Gita its verses 9:32 & 9:33 women are either unrighteousbrahmanas or not brahmanas at all. If they are unrighteous brahmanas, they areunrighteous anyway, and if they are not brahmanas at all, the women who dothe works of brahmanas e.g. the work of a professional teacher would beunrighteous, as per 18:47 & 18:48.

The Bhagavad-gita is a philosophical melodrama.

Although, through my work The Satanic Verses of Bhagavad-Gita, I havebeen highly critical of Bhagavad-gita, I have pleasure admitting honestly thatGita does appear to have a profound metaphysic and a spiritually motivatingphilosophy of life. In fact, it prominently shares similarities with my theories &philosophy, especially the UQV theory.

My most beloved verses of the Gita are these fourteen 2:2, 2:3, 2:4, 2:11, 2:12,

2:23, 2:34, 2:37, 2:38, 2:47, 4:7, 4:8, 15:15, and 18:78. I find them very inspiring,melodious, and mesmerising, even though I may not have to agree with all oftheir meanings. I often like them when they are taken out of their original contextand when they are seen through my own philosophical perspective. And I mustadmit that especially because of these verses the Gita has a very special place inmy heart.

Bhagavad-gita: What sense! What nonsense!

Bhagavad-gita: So much sense! So much nonsense! (Variant)

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BOLLYWOOD

That which is good is not new and that which is new is not good. Isnt thatBollywood?

I am not the 4th idiot to watch 3 Idiots.

Dabangg is what India is coming to.

Kareena Kapoor the Filmfare Award winning Bollywood actress looks like astunning hijra.

Doesnt Kareena Kapoor the much-celebrated Bollywood actress actuallylook like a beautiful hijra? (Variant)

BRAHMANS

Its a true punishment for a true Brahman to live in India the land of Sudras;and a true Brahman is one who understands the trueness of the punishment.

The true Brahman does not belong to India. He is in terrible minority in bothquantitative and qualitative sense, and India is not his country anymore.

BRAIN

Brain is a saintly organ it never feels for itself; it feels only for others.

BRITAIN

I feel that Britains contribution to the world is unmatched and requiting itwould be a Herculean task.

Tell me, which country has the greatest scientific and technological

achievements to date? Which country was at the centre of the industrialrevolution? Which country has had the largest empire in history? Whichlanguage has become the lingua franca of the world? Which country originatedmodern versions or codes of major sports being played today? Which countryhas the worlds largest banking group? Which country has the worlds largestbroadcaster? Which single university has produced the largest number of NobelLaureates? Which is the largest university press in the world? And which city


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The fax machineThe first two-stroke engineThe Automated Teller MachineThe modern postal serviceThe Industrial Revolution

CricketModern TennisModern Football

BRITISH ASIANS

\; |English translation: The son/daughter of an Englishman is never good; the onewho is good is (fucking) also the son/daughter of a pig.

An apparently common opinion of British Asians, perhaps particularly BritishBangladeshis, on the English people.

BRITISH EMPIRE

Britain without an empire is like the lion without a roar.

A world without the British Empire is like a school without the headmaster.

As the rule of the superior human over the rest of the creatures can beobjectively considered right, the rule of Great Britain over the rest of the worldcan be fairly considered right.

I am a true son of the British Empire made, moulded, and motivatedgenetically by its majesty.

The British Empire was a great service to humanity, for it was a service to thecream of humanity.

The British Empire was in effect a promising system to transfer wealth andpower from the wrong hands to the right hands.

If I had a couple of planets in a stronger position in my horoscope, the BritishEmpire would have been resurrected by now.

I will launch Chale Aao Movement in contrast with the Chale Jao Movementlaunched in the 20th century against the British rule in India.


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I long to see the Union Flag flying high over New Delhi.

I long to see the Union Jack flying high over New Delhi. (Variant)

I wish to see Rama Rajya in India. I doubt it will ever be attained. But I believe

the road to such Rajya can best be paved through the revival of the British Raj.

The best thing that ever happened to India is the rise of the British Raj and theworst thing that ever happened to her is the fall of the Raj.

The Mafia Raj will be gone once the British Raj is back.

Better to be savaged by the lion than by the wild dogs.

CAMBRIDGE

Every street, every building, every college, and every bridge in Cambridge is apiece of my heart.

I nearly fell in love with Cambridge and England in MayJune 2001, when I gota copy of the University of Cambridge, Graduate Studies Prospectus 2001-02.Although it had no pictures it made me feel that Cambridge was the place whereI should be. A few months later I received a copy of the prospectus for the nextyear, which had beautiful pictures of Cambridge colleges. The most stunningwas the one with a view of the Kings College Chapel from Kings Parade, theplace that eventually became to me the most beloved, beautiful, and inspiring.

A purest experience I normally have is the experience of an image ofCambridge.

In Cambridge, near the end of my two years of stay, I used to go out for a longwalk in the early morning, and it used to feel like a dream. Cambridge hasalways been like a dream for me, and I am still chasing that dream.

If providence tells me that I have only a few hours to live and is kind enough to

ask me for my last wish, I shall beg to be seated somewhere near the KingsCollege Chapel in Cambridge, gazing at its beauty, till death takes me away fromit.


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CAPITALISM

Capitalism is the most sophisticated form of barbarism.

Capitalism is the most refined barbarism. (Variant)

CAUSE

You can live for a cause only if you can die for it.

One can live for a cause only if one can die for it. (Variant)

CHARITY

There is a great joy in giving. There is a great joy in helping the needy. There isa great joy in seeing the joy in their eyes when they get your help. There are somany people in the world who are not fortunate enough to have even two mealsa day. If you remember the needy when you are greedy if you eat little lesschocolates, if you eat little less ice creams, if you purchase little less expensiveclothes, if you save money and donate it, it could give you far more joy than thejoy that luxury may have brought you. Giving will transform the way you seelife. It will make you more tolerant; it will make you more content; it will makeyou little less of the beast. It will help you in being more human. There is a greatjoy in being human.

CHILDISHNESS

Most adults in this world are merely grownup children.

CHILDREN

A child is the devil in adorable form.

CHRISTIANITY

I wish I could believe in Christ.

I wish I could believe in Christianity. (Variant)


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The only absurdity in which I find equally immense morality is Christianity,though the morality is equally outlandish and blemished.

CITIZENSHIP

I do not really agree that somebodys right to belong to a nation can bedetermined by their mere place of birth. A nation has a distinctive personality,and the belonging is worthy of determination by ones psyche, not where one isborn, which is rather a matter of chance or accident, although it is perfectlyunderstandable that such psychological determination is notoriously difficult,complicated, and impractical.

CIVILISATION

In the book of civilisation, the West is the protagonist and the East is theantagonist.

COMMUNISM

The difference between capitalism and communism is that the former is thematerialism of the superior and the latter is the materialism of the inferior.

Capitalism is the materialism of the superior, communism that of the inferior.(Variant)

CONSERVATISM

A nation without conservatism is a nation dead.

COUNTRY

Like citizens, like country.

Like nationals, like country. (Variant)

Like nationals, like nation. (Variant)


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COWARDICE

When a man is scared of a cockroach it is called disgust; when a man is scaredof another man it is called cowardice.

Mans fear of the cockroach is called disgust; mans fear of another man is calledcowardice. (Variant)

CREATIVITY

For me life is just another word for creativity.

I simply cannot live life void of creativity. (Variant)

CRICKET

Perhaps nothing can be more joyous than seeing your arch-enemy defeated.Thank you South-Africa! (When India was defeated by South Africa on 12thMarch 2011, in the ICC Cricket World Cup match)

The 2011 Cricket World Cup concluded with the national team of Evil No.1defeating the national team of Evil No.1+X, where X is a positive integer.

CRIME

Giving birth to a human being is perhaps the greatest crime one commits, whenit is known that human life is generally more of pain than pleasure. Andcontinuing ones life is perhaps the most stupid thing one does to himself, whenlife, being more grievous than pleasant, is ultimately not a profitable business.

Inanity and incompetence are crimes graver than theft and murder, and it istragic and disastrous for the innocent the intelligent and the competent thatthey go with a great relative ease ignored and unpunished.

CRITICISM

Things should be criticised at the level they deserve.


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CRUELTY

The world is cruel to those who are not cruel to themselves.

DEATH

Death is the beginning of lifes journey to lifelong nothingness.

DELHI BELLY

In India, a civilised man is bound to get a mental Delhi Belly.

In India, a civilised man is bound to get a psychological Delhi Belly. (Variant)

DEPARTURE

Every morning when I woke up in England I thanked God that I was in Hisland, not in India, that beastly land. One morning, God woke me up and forcedme back to the beastly land, and my faith in Him and His grace faltered. I spentstressful days and sleepless nights wondering why I was forced back and it wasonly a matter of time before I realised that God had only challenged me todiscover His subtler existence and that He had put greater, sacrificialresponsibilities on my shoulders.

DEPRESSION

There is no sorrow like depression, the most silent of all sufferings.

Depression, the most silent suffering. (Variant)

DETERMINATION

I need most clearly nerves of steel and a will of iron for the task I haveundertaken.


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DEVELOPING COUNTRIES

The developing world is a developing cancer.

The world is developing into the developing world.

DEVIL

In hell, the Devil is God.

In Hell the Devil is God. (Variant)

The angel within me thrives on the devil within me.

Im not the devils advocate; Im his murderer.

DICTATORSHIP

I hate dictatorship unless I am the dictator.

DISCOVERY

The profoundest discovery of my life has been that of God the ultimate

questioner, and the sweetest discovery has been that of Cambridge England.

EAST

The uncivilised East is an evergrowing threat to the civilised West.

The East will breed the West out; the West must get the East out.

Before the East breeds the West out, the West must get the East out. (Variant)

India and China: The two biggest Eastern beasts.

I am not scared of dying; I am scared of seeing the East ruining the civilisedWest.

The existence of the West depends upon the extermination of the East.


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For the West, and the civilised world in general, the growth of the East is goingto be roughly like the consumption of alcohol temporary merriment andpleasure, permanent ill-health and pain.

I warn the West USA, Canada, the UK, France, Germany, Australia that its

very idea, its cultural foundation, and its civilisation are under a massive, subtlethreat from the natural rise of the East mainly India and unless radical stepsare taken to remove the threat, human civilisation itself might be in great peril.

The more you unite the West and the East, the more you poison humanity.

The West is a blessing; the East is a curse.

England is a blessing; India is a curse. (Variant)

I am an enemy of the East and a friend of the West.

The West, if she wishes to survive, will have to wage a war on the East.

EDUCATION

A school is an academic prison; a university is an academic playground.

Schools are academic prisons; universities are academic playgrounds. (Variant)

EGO

Ego is vital but not noble.

EMOTION

I consider three things as fundamental to my emotional make-up England,Astrology, and Philosophy.


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ENGLAND

Englandthe greatest and the most glorious and beautiful land on Earth.

I remember my time in Cambridge, EnglandThat serene, heavenly river;

those grand, gorgeous fields and trees; those golden, majestic institutions; thosedecent, cultured, and friendly people; that great, glorious nation; thatmagnificent land of GodWhats the world without England? Whats lifewithout her sensation?

I hope my love of England is pure enough to be unconditional.

England is my heart, my soul. If I die, I want my soul to be wandering aroundher streets, quietly gazing at her beauties, marvels, and majesties.

In my two years of stay in England, from Mar 2004 to Mar 2006, I had to dodifferent sorts of menial jobs for financial reasons. I worked as a kitchen porter,industrial porter, school cleaner, sales assistant, postman, etc. Sometimes due tolack of money and sometimes due to lack of knowledge I had to do real heavywork for long hours with empty stomach or had to eat leftovers. And sometimes,out of ambition, I also worked as a prospective entrepreneur. Ironically, Iattended conferences and had business meetings at places where I had oncewashed pots as a kitchen porter. I imagine that I was rather divinely forced to tryto experience life to the fullest for serious philosophical reflections.

I have done something for England that, I believe, nobody has ever done before,and by the grace of providence I hope to do something for her on amagnanimous & monumental scale, and for that, and for few other things, I shallsanguinely go down in history. My prime interest & concern is the greatness Iachieve for England, and not my possible residence over there. Though it's adifferent thing altogether that I would love to live in England.

England gives me a sense of adventure, a sense of passion, a sense of duty, asense of diligence, a sense of sacrifice, a sense of strength, a sense of belonging, asense of commitment, a sense of hope, a sense of patience, a sense of courage, asense of vibrancy, a sense of honesty, a sense of magnificence, a sense of pride, a

sense of faith, a sense of love, a sense of service, and a sense of peace. It isEngland and only England who gives me the true fear of death, the fear that theland, I sense as my soul, might be taken permanently away.

I am thankful to God that I was born in that dark, beastly land called India, forit made me discover and understand the true beauty and luminosity of the jewelcalled England.


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When England is in the heart, the pain of being in the beastly land fades away.

On a lower spiritual plane, England is to me what Allah is to Muslims.

Enemies of England, please be advised that mocking England is the same as

spitting at the Sun.

England is the mother of the modern world.

There are only two things in this world that give me the real, spiritual strengthand purpose to survive the one is philosophy and the other is England.

The wonder that I turn to in the face of hopelessness and hostilities, the wonderwhose mere thought gives me immense strength, joy, and inspiration, isEngland.

I would indubitably prefer to live in an English hovel than an Indian palace.

In England I feel at home; in India I feel at jail.

In England I always felt I am in my home; in India I always felt I am insomebody elses home.

It is only England where I can feel I am in my home.

I am an eaglet raised in a vespiary.

My land is England; my love is England; my breath is England; my soul isEngland.

I can fight the whole world for England but I cant cease to love her.

I love England, not because she is prosperous; I love her, not because she isglorious; I love her because I have an innate attachment to her, the way a child isattached to its mother; the attachment is to the land, irrespective of what liesabove or beneath it.

My feelings for England are no less innate and intense than the feelings of achild for its mother. (Variant)

Many a times, ignorant, depressed souls the enemies of England strived tomake me despise England, and sometimes my faith and creed were shaken, buteventually my heart and soul came even closer to England.


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My love for England may not be natural in the social sense, but it is very naturalin the natural sense, where the social sense itself is very artificial.

In the garden of the world, England is the rose.

If the world is a garden, England is the rose. (Variant)

If the Sun were to land and appear on the Earth, he would seem and shine likeEngland.

I am an ardent admirer of two sisters: England and Deutschland.

I am an ardent admirer of England and Germany. (Variant)

Without England and her conquests God knows what hideous condition the

world would have been!

England is my mother who is yet to recognise her son.

England is my life, and only death can separate her from me.

England is my breath, and only death can stop it.

I was not born in my motherland.

My body was made in India, but my soul came from England.

My body was made in India; my soul came from England. (Variant)

England my love, England my life, England my pride.

England is my church, my mosque, my synagogue, my temple. England is myplace of worship. Even a mere thought of England promises a sheer thought ofGod.

England is the epicentre of the civilised world and the goddess of the civilised

mind.

England The epicentre of the civilised world; the goddess of the civilisedmind. (Variant)

God must be civilised, for He made me love England.


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The English cultural might must be unleashed onto the world to make itperfectly urbane, gentle, and refined for the betterment of humanity.

The world can be made perfectly refined only through the English might.(Variant)

The world is culturally infirm and it needs English therapy. (Variant)

To be anglicised is to be civil and refined.

England is the land of the gentleman.

England is the place where the gentleman receives true appreciation.

England is clearly the most honourable land on earth.

Through England I have known love, through love I have known struggle, andthrough struggle I have known England.

If the world had no England, I would perhaps never have understood the truemeaning of love.

When I first arrived in England I felt like I had come to a different planet.

Whenever I am put to difficulty, I think England, and I feel filled with courageto face the difficulty.

England is the land of invention, leadership, discipline, and etiquette.

I shall live with England in my every bit; I shall die with England my every bitburied in.

All the pleasures of the world are unpleasant for me if I am not in my England.

The pleasures of heaven would be unpleasant for me, for there wont beEngland.

There is never a day when I have no loving thought of England and no seriousthought of philosophy.

England The Queen of Nations; English The Queen of Languages.


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I must walk, whatever may be the hurdles, whatever may be the cost; I mustwalk the strenuous path, with a hope in the heart that it will lead me to my nobleland.

I must walk, whatever may be the cost. (Variant)

My faith in England is my faith in the original.

England is my religion and her advancement is my religious practice.

One day, with my profound urge, utmost dedication, and God-given creativetalent, I will have raised my great love England to much greater heights ofgreatness, glory, and prosperity.

England is the spirit that built this world and England is the force that shall

reign. England will never die; England will never disappear.

The glory of England shall always be unparalleled.

The glory of England can never be paralleled. (Variant)

England has achieved for herself a glory that can never be paralleled. (Variant)

Englands level of achievement can never be paralleled. (Variant)

The land of the Sun is England, for like the Sun, England stands forachievement, majesty, monarchy, power, valour, government, creativity,aristocracy, authority, eminence, fame, centre, and splendour.

England is the land of the Sun. (Variant)

England is tiny and compact; England is sweet and beautiful; England is decentand mature; England is grand and glorious.

England is heaven for mind truly advanced and truly tender.

England means more than Heaven to me.

God gave me eyes to see England; He gave me a brain to think and dream aboutEngland; He gave me hands to write and work for England; and He gave me aheart to love England.

God gave me a heart to love England. (Variant)


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My heart is England, sweet England,It beats in my body every second,Giving me energy, love and passion,To cope with the world not sweet as England.

Remember that glory of England,Remember that majesty of England,Remember that valour of England,Remember that strength of England,Remember that greatness of England,And rise and revive the nation of England!

Within my inmost heart, self and conscience, I have made a promise to Englandthat I shall be with her till my last breath.

There is only one Nation and it is called England.

I love England, perhaps more than anything else in this world, and I long to seeher as the most prosperous nation. And I dont think there is anything wrong init, for it is a natural effect of love; the way it is, for instance, on a loving motherwho craves to see her child as the brightest in the class.

I am a pessimist when it comes to England liking me and an optimist when itcomes to me liking England.

God, give me the strength to prove my love for England, love that I shall proveby immense self-sacrifice.

England is the gem of the world, and I, as a citizen of the world, have everymoral right and duty to adore and defend it.

Today is 30 May 2010. I am pretty positive that within the next 6 years I willeither be dead fighting India or will be in England.

I belong to the universal nation of England. I am its citizen; I am its warrior. Ishould expand the nation; I must defend it as the prime service to human

civilisation.

Which of these two should be more sacred to me? God or England[It seems difficult for them to be equally sacred, for there can be circumstances inmans life requiring him to prefer one over the other.]

It is more important that England lives in me than I live in England.


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I have a staunch, poetic belief that my true motherland is England, and fatemade me born in the land of darkness and beasts so that I could truly fathom thebeauty of my motherland and live and die for her. Oh! How noble, fortunate andhonourable it would be for me to die for my love and reverence for England! Butagain, the very idea of death strikes fear in my heart, for it is only death that can

possibly separate me from my England forever.

God bless England and let England bless the world!

Let the force of England be unleashed onto the barbaric world.

Anything for England, anything!

Holy England! Beautiful England! Sweet England! Amazing England! LovelyEngland! Lively England! Serene England! Vibrant England! Mesmerising

England! Magnificent England! Cardinal England! Grand England! DecentEngland! Courteous England! Benign England! Tolerant England! ModestEngland! Elegant England! Civilised England! Brave England! Imperial England!Mighty England! Majestic England! Industrious England! Ingenious England!Visionary England! Prosperous England! Historic England! Unique England!Awesome England! Royal England! Stately England! Great England! GloriousEngland! Godly England! Divine England!

I bow down to only three things in the world: God, Truth and England.

England is to me what Jesus is to devoted Christians.

England is to me what Christ is to devoted Christians. (Variant)

England is my Christ; England is my Krishna; England is my Allah.

England is my Christ, my Krishna, my Allah. (Variant)

If the world is the sky, England is the Sun.

If the earth is the sky, England is the Sun. (Variant)

When England came in my life, life came in me.

When England came into my life, life came into me. (Variant)

England came in my life and life came in me. (Variant)


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England came into my life and life came into me. (Variant)

I can forget anything but I cant forget England; I can forgive anything but Icant forgive India.

I can forget anything but England; I can forgive anything but India. (Variant)

O God, though I believe you exist, I have doubts. I havent seen you. But I haveseen England, and I have no doubts. I love England, God, I love England alone.


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ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Im sickened by people who do not seem to understand that the origin of theEnglish language is England, not the United States; people who hate Englishaccents or regard American English as superior to English English. Can we say

German German, for example, is inferior to any other German? And if, in case, Ihad to entertain the possibility of truthfulness of such peoples opinion, I wouldsay English English is far more sweet, polite, charming, conscientious, decent,and natural than any of its possible rivals.

English is English English anything else called English can be nothing but anaberration.

English is the most wonderful of linguistic gifts from the most wonderful ofnations.

The American accent of the English language is so horrendous that it reducesthe beauty of the language to ashes.

The worst thing about the English language is its American accent.

ENGLISH PEOPLE

I wonder if the world can learn not just English but also the Englishgentleman.

An English friend is a friend forever.

The English, generally, are by far the most sensible, prudent, and agreeableamongst mankind.

The English are generally the most sensible, prudent, and agreeable amongstmankind. (Variant)

The English are generally the most sensible, prudent, and agreeable people.

(Variant)

I hate narrow-mindedness, but I love English narrow-mindedness.

One thing I have always liked sacredly about the English is that they areminutely observant.


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The Englishman, when he plays a sport with you, is keen to help you improveyour play so that the sport itself can be improved; the Indian, by contrast, is keento help you impair your play so that he himself can win the sport outright.

I have unfathomable respect for the English gentleman.

The Englishmans greatest hypocrisy is his faith in Christianity and it is morea compliment to Christianity than a condemnation of the Englishman.

The Englishmans duty is his God.

The English are genial Germans.

The good thing about the English is that they are friendly, helpful, serious-minded, hard-working, punctual, honest, disciplined, sensible, decent, tolerant,

liberal, humorous, courteous, clever, brave, individualistic, hard-headed,trustworthy, and modest, and the bad thing is that they are mean, narrow-minded, prejudiced, small-minded, cynical, snobbish, hypocritical, passionless,and racist. On the whole, I agree with D. H. Lawrence: They are on the wholesurely the nicest people in the world.

Englishness is a great thing to cherish and an essential thing to preserve.

ENTERTAINMENT

I suppose Im a thorough entertainer. I remain quiet for those who are bestentertained by silence.

ENVY

Envy is my greatest enemy.

EQUALITY

Insisting on equality is like insisting on seeing everything in one colour; andthat colour is black.

A fundamental problem with the world is that equality is dull and inequality isdangerous.


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EUROPE

Britain and Germany the greatest and the closest offspring of mother Europe should unite as much as possible and as soon as possible for the betterment ofEurope and the wider world.

In Europe it is an etiquette to be white.

EXPLOITATION

Better the food goes in the belly of a lion than the belly of a rat as an objective,philosophical opinion.

FAME

Between fame and philosophy I should choose philosophy, but I would choosefame.

FANDOM

I am a fan of my fans.

FOOD

I wish I can enjoy no food but food for thought.

FORGIVENESS

The pearl whose possession separates man from beast, the pearl which is therarest find the best among virtues is forgiveness.

FRANCE

France is refined Italy; Italy is European India.


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FREEDOM

Man is a born slave a slave of his necessities.

Everybody should get the freedom they deserve, and only the freedom they

deserve.

FUTURE

Future the mastermind shapes the present through the hands of the past.

GANDHI

It cannot be anything other than prejudice that made Mahatma Gandhi theman of non-violence prefer Hinduism to Christianity, Gita to Bible.

I like the father of India. I do not like the children. The children are so unlike thefather.

The father of India and the sons of India are the antitheses. (Variant)

India is the antithesis of Mahatma Gandhi. (Variant)

The free India is the antithesis of Mahatma Gandhis India.

I wish the father of India was alive to see what the children are doing with thefreedom.

Its kind of amusing that Mahatma Gandhi is referred to as the Father of India;for considering the nature of India, her father should be a demon like Ravana orKamsa.

Mahatma Gandhi, though clearly a great man of humanity, was actually a greatcurse to humanity. What Ambedkar is to India, Gandhi is to the world

imperilling the welfare of the fit for the welfare of the unfit.

In the early days of my stay in England, in April/May 2004, I was, and am still,a huge fan of Mahatma Gandhi as well as the British and the Empire. One day Iwas watching the film Gandhi and I became so emotional that I couldnt helpcrying. I cried so much that I got sick and couldnt go to work.


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India does not go the way of Mahatma Gandhi; India goes the way of ChauriChaura.

I feel very sorry for Mahatma Gandhi that he had to lead a most immoralpeople in the entire world.

The major problem with people like Mahatma Gandhi is that they are successfulreformers and failed philosophers.

Much can be learnt from Mahatma Gandhi about the necessity and power ofintrospection and self-criticism.

I find Mahatma Gandhis idea of expelling the British from Indiasadministration inconsistent with his idea of Satyagraha and universalbrotherhood. If he were truly passionate about kindling the flame of universal

love and brotherhood in the hearts of men, with the power of Satyagraha, hewould have instead longed and strived to unite the British and the Indians,Britain and India, into one, greater, homogeneous people and nation, making aplatform for the universal union, as he did ardently and relentlessly with theHindus and the Muslims for one, united India. Gandhi, on certain key points,appears to be very un-Gandhi.

Gandhis greatest failure is his failure to realise the baseness of hiscountrymen.

Gandhi was most wrong in not realising the wrongness of his people.

Gandhi failed to understand the basic nature of man and his countrymen.

Mahatma Gandhi The non-violent dictator.

However wrong and impractical Gandhi may be, he was a good man.

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GANDHI (FILM)

Sir Richard Attenboroughs film Gandhi is surely one of Britains greatestcontributions to India.


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GANESHA

Elephant-god, bye-bye! Please dont show up ever again.

If the Elephant-god is the Lord, I better be a hardcore atheist.

The Elephant-god makes no sense to me.

Which of these two is apparently less stupid?A donkeyA human worshipping Elephant-godThey look equally stupid

Lord Ganesha the Elephant-god is the Creator of Obstacles, not the Removerof Obstacles; each year this fact is proved by His countless worshippers in His

contemptible festival.

Oh no, that terrible guy the Elephant-god, the Creator of many, manyobstacles, pollutions and problems: traffic problems, environmental problems,economic problems, mental problems, cultural problems is back!

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The god of beasts is gone! Thank God!

Thank God the god of beasts is gone! (Variant)

God alone can help those who believe He is the Elephant-god.

God alone can help those who believe that He is the Elephant-god. (Variant)

GANGES

A British gutter would be cleaner than the holy Ganges.

GENIUS

Intellect is intellectual at analysis; genius is genius at synthesis.


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Genius is the ability to see the self-evident where the rest of the world turnsblind.

GENTLEMAN

The gentleman is a blend of four virtues modesty, courtesy, sympathy, andself-criticism.

GERMANY

If England is the mother, Germany is the grandmother.

Germany is a unique combination of material might and spiritual profundity.

She genuinely is a developed country.

Germany is a great and unique combination of matter and spirit. (Variant)

Germany is the land of material might and spiritual profundity. (Variant)

My mind is Germanic.

GLOBALISATION

The danger in the modern, liberal union of the world is that it intensely entailsthe union of basic good and subtle evil.

GOD

If God is in Heaven, Hell is empty.

If the designer of my life stood before me, asking me to be the judge of hisactions and his design, the philosopher within me would award him with life

better than the best, and the animal within me would condemn him withpunishment worse than death.

God is a German who likes the Englishman.

I can walk without faith in God, but I cant take a leap.


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GOOD AND EVIL

Evil can always justify itself. It is good that is often short of justification. Yet,good is good and evil is evil.

The tragedy of good is that it is ever in minority.

God needs not be all good in fact, He may be all evil.

A monster does not have to have two horns or ten heads. He can be just anordinary, kind human with lots of inanity and incompetence.

Evil on the right side is better than good on the wrong side.

Evil on the superior side is better than good on the inferior side. (Variant)

The root of all good is power and the root of all evil is the lack of power.

Power is the root of all good and weakness is the root of all evil. (Variant)

I will prove my love for good by fighting evil.

Evil tends to triumph as entropy tends to increase.

Hate evil or hate yourself.

I must hate evil but at the same time I must equally respect it.

The greatest good is always met by the greatest evil.

The greatest good is met by the greatest evil. (Variant)

The greatest good is met by the worst evil. (Variant)

GREATNESS

The stem of greatness sprouts from the seed of sacrifice.

The road to greatness is stained with crime.

Man embarked on the journey to greatness has to bury the coffin of ordinaryjoys and dismays.


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A process of greatness is a process of suffering; the greater the greatness, thegreater the suffering that is the evil of life.

The process of greatness is the process of sacrifice.

The flame of mans greatness cannot endure without the fuel of the greatness ofhis moral disposition.

The world is too short of greatness to understand my greatness.

I know I am tall and I am aware of my shortness.

HAPPINESS

Only the insane can be happy; happiness is profoundly disrespectful of thesane.

Long years ago, I used to believe that the more knowledge I acquired thehappier I would become. On the contrary, I became more and more depressed,solitary, and unhappy.

The one who seeks extraordinary pleasures needs to sacrifice ordinary ones.

If you seek extraordinary pleasures you should first sacrifice ordinary ones.(Variant)

I can never live happily in this world; for when I do not get what I want, I amunhappy; when I get what I want, I am again unhappy, unhappy for those whodo not get what they want.

HATE

The root of hate is littleness of mind.

HINDUISM

If I am a Hindu, anybody is a Hindu.

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The Hindus disregard the world as Maya, yet their religious practices are fullof Maya.

I dont know why they attach so much importance to Indian spiritualism.Whats wrong with western idealism, say Berkeleys idealism? Western idealism

rather makes more sense to me than the fuzzy ideas of soul, Brahman andreincarnation.

HINDUSTAN

Considering the level of crime, apathy, corruption, dishonesty, oppression,indiscipline, insincerity, disorder, arrogance, dogmatism, dirtiness, perversion, Ithink Hindustan is sometimes rightly called Gandustan.

Great Britain Zindabad! Gandustan Murdabad!

HINDUTVA

Hindus are mostly those who do not know how to walk and talk and where tospit and shit and who speak about Rama, Krishna, and Hinduism, and believethat the religious adherence and unity Hindutva can bring them and theirnation glory and prosperity.

HISTORY

History is an orphan. It can speak but cannot hear. It can give but cannot take.Its wounds and tragedies can be read and known but cannot be avoided orcured.

History is orphan. It can speak, but cannot hear. It can give, but cannot take. Itswounds and tragedies can be read and known, but cannot be avoided or cured.(Variant)

History is like a ghost. It is as dead as alive.

At the heart of history there is revolution.


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HITLER

Saying Hitler was 100% wrong is the same, 100% mistake as saying he was100% right.

If I had to choose between Hitler and Gandhi I would choose Hitler they bothare idealistic; both idealisms have shortcomings and fallacies; but Hitlersidealism is more practical than Gandhis.

Hitler is more practical than Gandhi. (Variant)

Hitlers madness and extremism are more sensible and workable thanGandhis. (Variant)

No one disproves Hitler like Einstein.

Einstein is the best proof of Hitlers madness. (Variant)

Hitler is the most powerful and perilous adrenalin.

I like Hitler; I love Hitler; but I cant and I dont deny that he was terriblywrong, that he was so much of an asshole.

HitlersMein Kampfis in a sense nothing but the Devils bible.

Mein Kampf, in a sense, is nothing but the Devils bible. (Variant)

Hitler was a monster, but he was such a magnetic, charismatic monster.

Hitler was a magnetic monster. (Variant)

If Krishna is good, Christ is good, Allah is good, then Hitler cannot be bad.

Hitler appears so much like Vishnu: Hawkish, Fierce, Idealistic, Discriminating,The Annihilator, The Upholder of Aryans & the Swastika. Maybe Hitler wasindeed an avatar of Vishnu!

Hitler is like Vishnu. (Variant)

Vishnu came in the form of Hitler to be an inspiration for the Kalki to come.

Adolf Hitler was a wolf in human form.


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Hitler Bhagavan

Hitler Bhagwan (Variant)

Hitler Bhagawan (Variant)

Bhagavan Hitler (Variant)

Bhagwan Hitler (Variant)

Bhagawan Hitler (Variant)

Vishnus Hitleravatar

Vishnus Hitleravatara (Variant)

(Marathi)

(Hindi)

There is a lot that can be learnt from Hitler, a lot many good and great things.

I am a huge fan of Hitler.

How much do I love that Hitler quote: If freedom is short of weapons, we must

compensate with willpower! It has a very special place in my heart!

I love animals, and especially Hitler.

I love animals, and especially Adolf Hitler. (Variant)

HUMANITY

Humanity is a relentless process of mistakes, and it requires a relentless process

of rectifications.

Humanity a relentless process of mistakes requires a relentless process ofrectifications. (Variant)

Humanity is like a house it requires frequent clean-up.


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In the same way that the overgrowth of mice is annoying and harmful to men,the overgrowth of ordinary men is annoying and harmful to extraordinary men.

IDEA

If I am convinced that I will procure the profoundest idea only by undergoingthe profoundest pain, I shall beg for strength to endure that pain.

IDEALISM

The less the hedonism, the more the idealism.

IGNORANCE

The blind cannot see the sun.

Ignorance is the only dangerous weapon possessed by mankind.

Ignorance is the true dangerous weapon. (Variant)

IMPERIALISM

I am a born imperialist.

The road to God and Truth is imperialism.

The road to God is imperialism. (Variant)

The road to Truth is imperialism. (Variant)

IMPOSSIBILITY

You are not alive if you are not after the impossible.

One is not alive if one is not after the impossible. (Variant)


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INDIA

In England, they have postcards for sell at loads of bookstalls, post-offices, etc. postcards which are sarcastic, humorous, and terribly critical of England and theUnited Kingdom as well as the Queen. They also sell things like footwear,

undergarments with the British flag printed all-over. I cant imagine people inIndia selling things critical of India. Those possibly selling such things are prettymuch likely to be persecuted as well as prosecuted. This tells us the massivedifference between two cultures. English culture seems modest and self-criticalor even self-deprecating. Indian culture sounds dogmatic and self-congratulatory.

The Indian education system is not Socrates kindling of a flame; its filling of avessel.

Almost everything that is glorious and honourable about India comes from herlight-skinned invaders, the people who, virtually and tragically, do not exist inIndia any more.

Almost all glory of India comes from her light-skinned invaders. (Variant)

India is a place where at many points there is freedom where there should beforce and force where there should be freedom.

The Indian traffic is so senseless, puerile, and barbaric that, to give a simplest

example, the roads know zebra crossing, but the people dont.

India is a land of GREAT people who do not even know, or seem to care toknow, that on a zebra crossing, pedestrians have right of way when there areno additional traffic lights just one of innumerable examples. And when aknowledgeable gentleman attempts to execute his right he gets nothing butverbal, and possibly physical, attacks and harassment. What a great people!What a great country!

If India is a peace-loving country, as she is often claimed to be by her people,the word peace seriously needs a new definition.

If India is a peace-loving country, the word peace seriously needs a newdefinition. (Variant)

The salient sins of a typical Indian: Inanity, Indecency, Indiscipline, Intellectualdishonesty, Impatience, Imperfection, Immaturity, and Irritability.


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India would be a rare state to lack a powerful sense of brotherhood amongst itspeople, and it is no surprise that with such a lack of sense a state is nothing butan artificial political entity, vulnerable to being a breeding ground for corruptionand maltreatment of its people. The easiest and the most natural way for ahuman society to have a strong sense of brotherhood would be through a racial

identity, such as the one that prevails in European nations like England.

India The soulless land that often talks about soul.

The Indian train is the concentration camp on wheels.

To be in India as a gentleman is to be persecuted. The gentleman is ought to beharassed by the mere presence of her incivilities.

Being in India as a gentleman is being persecuted. The gentleman is ought to be

harassed by the mere presence of her incivilities. (Variant)

He who despite experience of India does not believe she is uncivil must himselfbe uncivil.

The Indian is the most disciplined enemy of discipline.

The Indian is the perfect enemy of discipline. (Variant)

India is a place where politeness is equated with cowardice, and good manners

are condemned as gross stupidities.

I dislike the Indian way of thinking; it has always been pretty much illogical,emotional, biased, baseless, and unscientific. I like the western way of thinking,which is very logical, fair, objective, well-founded, and scientific; I find it veryinnate in me.

England does not require lots of philosophies. She is perfect nearly andinnately. India needs saints and scriptures to teach her that Customer is God,Everyone should do their duty, etc. And it is another thing that despite thetradition of teachings and blessings, India is raw, wild, and imperfect nearlycompletely.

I never really liked India. Even in the school age, in the midst of relentlessattempts at patriotic brainwashing, I was convinced of her horrendousness,barbarism, and detestability.

How can I like India when India is so uncivilised and I am so un-Indian?


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The Indian democracy is a mask which hides the undemocratic, imperious, andbarbaric face of the Indian psyche.

India is a democratic jungle.

India and the Indian society are debased to such a low level that it is rather hardto believe that something such as the Gita was ever produced there by some ofIndias own people.

India is a place where a cow generally gains more respect than a human.

In India, millions of humans are normally seen as cockroaches and a cow is seenas a house of millions of gods. (Variant)

The more I learn about England the more I discover about the evilness of India.

When I compare the land I love and the land I was born in, I cant help beingshocked by the difference.

If due to my bitter words India opens her eyes and determines to make all good,necessary, and fundamental changes to herself, before being forced by somesuperior foreign power, I will see myself as a fortunate victim of her oppression.

I call on the civilised world to boycott Indian products as much as possible untilIndia is determined to be civilised.

The gentleman has no place in India.

India lacks the maturity to sustain modernisation with a healthy mind.

India is a cancer.

India is a slow but deadly poison.

If India grows, the whole world will one day look like India.

India will grow and the whole world will look like India. (Variant)

India is the greatest enemy of the civilised world the Indian threat is subtlerand stronger than the Islamic threat.

India is a problem graver than Islamic terrorism.


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Indias advancement will give the world wrong ideals and bad influence ABetter India: A Worse World.

India seems to be a poisonous deadlock which only a superior foreign powercan resolve.

Indias arch-enemy is India herself.

The Indians are always full of praise for their national heroes, yet their ownbehaviour is always in full contradiction to that of the heroes.

I am not against Indians; I am against the typical Indian.

The Sun must be ashamed of shining over the iniquitous India.

India is a place where the benign is condemned as silly and the crook isacclaimed as smart.

Never ever let yourself get in the way of an Indian driver he will scare the hellout of you by making a beast out of himself.

The worlds largest democracy India is also the worlds hollowestdemocracy.

India The worlds hollowest democracy. (Variant)

India is the pinnacle of democratic barbarism.

In India, nature is heavenly at few places, man hellish at most. India iswonderful hell.

India needs introspection a logical, objective introspection.

The Indians have no sense of revolution and quality of life. If it were theGermans, the British, or the French in place of the Indians, with such level ofcorruption, exploitation, and disorganisation, they would get themselves on tothe streets.

It would have been much better for India if she had been a Protestant country inthe British time. There would have been no Pakistan, no divided, weakenedIndia, no significant Islamic terrorism, but rather a more civilised, decent, united,powerful, and westernised Indian society.


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Indian patriots seem to have a subtle and risible tendency to imagine that Indiais the greatest country, since she has the nicest shape!

India is the paradise of impoliteness, corruption, madness, pretension,conformity, poverty, and dirt.

India is a democratic concentration camp, where the prisoners democraticallyelect the overseer and the guards.

India is a bog.

Those who like to wallow in the mud love to live in India.

When an Indian cannot answer a question he simply questions the validity ofthe question.

India can only solidify my theory about her.

It is best for humanity to function under Anglo-Germanic influence, theinfluence of discipline, knowledge, and work; and the growth and the culturaladvancement of a country like India is sure to give the world a wrong influenceand ideal.

India is like an extremely naughty kid; you give it freedom and it grows up tobecome an irresponsible and dangerous civilian.

In India, an actress can be sued and may be convicted for her obscene acts onthe screen, as they bring shame on the culture of the nation. Well, the nationwhose people are not bothered with making queues at shops, saying please andsorry and being polite to strangers, being sincere and honest at offices and work,being decent and conscientious at driving vehicles, being civilised and respectfulenough to be moderately silent at ceremonies and celebrations, should better notbother itself with claiming to have culture.

When an Indian shopkeeper does not possess something the customer wants, henormally reacts to the situation not by apologising to the customer but rather bylaying the blame on the customer for the situation.

Indias definition of gentleman is one who never indulges in any sexuality inpublic.

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Incivility is the virtue of the Indian.

Indians see their own houses as temples and the world outside as a gutter,where they can spit, drop litter, etc.

The way of India is not dedication, honesty, and perfection; the way of India isselfishness, indifference, and negligence.

The Indian way is not dedication, honesty, and perfection; the Indian way isselfishness, indifference, and negligence. (Variant)

India is a parody of her motto.

If I am given absolute power to rule India, most Indian dogs would bebelching.

India is the most contradictory state in the world, with the power to advancelicitly and the power to contaminate subtly; and it is this contradiction thatmakes her the most perilous thing in the world India is the deadliestcontradiction.

Sir Winston Churchill was largely, so right about Indians: They are a beastlypeople with a beastly religion.

There is not much of a fundamental difference between most of the Indians and

the Taliban, for both of them come largely from the same basket.

The civilised world must rule India or India will rule the civilised world.

The Indian rule is evil it is both fraudulent and faulty.

There appears to be a predominately common and profoundly comicalmisconception amongst Indian patriots that Britain and the West are nothing buta bunch of robbers.

My criticism of India is not a result of my personal deprivation. Even if I amoffered the pleasures of heaven I will not deviate from the path I have chosen the path of truth, love, and justice.

Despite all that I have said about India I cant disagree with the German scholarMax Mller on his very famous praise of India.

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Indias horoscope and my horoscope are a complete mismatch.

My mind is English India is nauseating.

The goodness of England inadvertently convinced me of the badness of India.

Immorality is Indias message to the world.

India stands for the Indian proverb Lokaa saange brahmadnyaan; aapan kordepaashaan.

India can suppress me but she cannot suppress my voice. My voice is out there,within the reach of the world. And the conditions are such that the more I amsuppressed the more will my voice be heard.

Sometimes I feel I should have sought a Gandhian approach to the Indian evil.Perhaps I lacked the patience; perhaps I feared the seeming ineffectiveness of themethod; perhaps the evil within me overpowered the good.

In a much broader perspective, India is a great soul dwelling in a wreckedbody.

The majority of Indians, and not the British, are mostly to be blamed for Indiasill condition. It is their excessive selfishness and lack of wisdom that are largelyresponsible.

The Indians are generally slow and clumsy people, and they moreover seem tocherish the slowness and clumsiness as decent, sweet and moral.

No civilised society would honour its people and celebrities in public withswords and weapons. It happens in India and it gives a very wrong, barbaricmessage to the youth and the humanity in general.

It is impossible for me, as a thinker, not to criticise India when she stands for somuch evil.

My message to the civilised world is this Beware of that subtly dangerous,uncivilised, barbaric country called India.

My message to India is this Do not merely print pictures of your saints andlegends on notes, hang their posters, or erect their statues, but also strive to givethe world a living example through true following. I too am not perfect and Ibelieve there is a long way to go.


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The fundamental problem with India is the Indian.

Today India is a child that is learning and growing up, and tomorrow it will bea very bad teacher.

India is a child that once grown up will be a very bad teacher. (Variant)

The Indians do not want basic organisation and necessary discipline; theIndians want outdated religion and wild festivities.

It is more the Indian attitude than the Indian talent that is worrisome.

India will take the world to the lowest of all planes, the plane of poverty,incivility, disease and corruption.

Every kind of evil under the sun can be found in India.

Every evil under the sun can be found in India. (Variant)

Educating inherently vile and uncivilised Indians, in a normal way, is likefeeding baby monsters and helping them grow up.

I am pro-British, but that does not mean I like or cherish everything the Britishdo or Britain stands for. For example, I do not like British food; I am not a fan offootball; and I hate beer. In the same way, although I am anti-Indian, it does not

make me blindly hate anything that is Indian. I love Indian songs; I like Indianfood; and I have enormous respect for Mahatma Gandhi, Sanskrit and theBhagavad-gita.

Soon after the 26/11 terrorist Ajmal Kasab was convicted by an Indian court, anIndian minister joyfully said in public that the conviction proved that India wasgoverned by rule of law. Well, Mr Minister, if India were governed by rule oflaw, most of her people would have been behind bars in the first place, wouldntthey?

The Indians kill decent, civil people slowly, everyday in their country with their

indecent, uncivil behaviour, and when somebody someday opens fire, quicklykilling tens of people, he is outright condemned as a terrorist, a monster.

I have an advice for Indians. If you are uncivil because you have unreasonablybad and hectic life, consider to go and settle down in villages and live lifeglorified and prescribed by the father of the nation; for uncivil behaviour reallydoesnt sound to be a fair idea.


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When I was studying towards a masters degree in philosophy in a relativelyhigh standard institution in India, I frequently came across a peon at thedoorsteps of a main library who used to greet student-visitors with the rudestpossible facial expressions and discipline them with harsh sounds of a large stick.For others and the institution, it was perhaps something acceptable; for me, it

was highly uncivil, offensive and unacceptable, though not unusual, for this wasthe India I had and I have always largely known The land of envious, arrogantand wicked souls, be they relatives, friends or strangers; the land where man hasnormally lesser value and respect than holy animals and idols; and the landwhere money, political power and force almost always triumph.

The way Indians even the supposedly educated and sophisticated ones handle books shows, in a simple way, how undisciplined, uncivil and barbaricthey are.

Indias true hero is Harshad Mehta the late, infamous Indian stockbroker.

An economically developed India will be nothing but a rich gutter economically rich, socially and morally a gutter.

One evening I went to a local, famous Indian bookstore. I was wearing a cap,which I did not want to carry with me right into the bookstore; so I took it offand placed it onto a desk where visitors were normally required to keep theirluggage as a measure of precaution against theft. The luggage keeper,misunderstanding my motive to keep the cap with him, said to me that caps

were allowed to be taken inside the store, to which I replied politely that I stillwished to keep it there, with him. As soon as he heard me saying this, he reactedwith utter sarcasm, You want to keep it here forever? Through that onesentence he summed up and reminded me of what India is. He only useddifferent words to say Welcome to India!.

If India wants me to be in prison, may I beg her to consider that I have alreadybeen in prison for the last 30 years, except the couple of years spent in England. IfIndia wants me to be killed, may I again beg her to consider that I have beenpunished enough being born on her soil.

Many wise men know what India is. I have only had the time and guts to pendown the knowledge.

People like N. R. Narayana Murthy hope that India will make inclusive,equitable progress and will make the world a better place; I, on the other hand,believe that India will largely make exclusive, economic progress and willcontaminate the world, making it, eventually, a worse place.


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A developing India is a developing cancer.

The development of India is the development of Himalayan errors.

Indias virtues are fruitless and vices are fateful.

India is a modern country with pre-modern infrastructure and ancient people.

Finding a good human in India is like finding a small jewel submerged in ahuge pond of mud.

India is a bad country bad people, bad infrastructure, bad system, bad society,where evil enslaves and dominates good. And I believe that good foreign powersshould interfere and set things right for the betterment of world and humanity.

India should be issued a summons for her persistent internal and possiblyexternal misdeeds.

A good, decent, sensitive human can never live happily in India.

India will be the largest source of technically skilled and morally unskilledpeople in the 21st century.

Soiling the civilised world is the direction India is taking.

I call India Indo-Monster for her monstrous threat to civilisation.

India is a land of thugs and thieves. Aside from few possible exceptions, there iscorruption, fraud, dishonesty, untrustworthiness and barbarism at every level,from top to bottom.

I will open the worlds eyes to the monster called India.

I was born in India, but I was also born in the world. Hence, through a broader,nobler perspective, I should care for the world more than I should care forIndia.

When I see India, I realise how great England is! When I see England, I realisehow great India is!

On the one hand, there is the Indian-born, profound, spiritual, and timelessBhagavad-gita, and on the other hand, there are the Indian-born, filthy, shallow,and countless men and women!


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You are arrogant? You are a liar? Good. That means you have a bright future inIndia.

In India, gangsters, fraudsters and murderers, and only gangsters, fraudstersand murderers, can be political leaders.

India The land made inhuman by over a billion humans.

Why is India so backward and problematic? Because bedbugs can onlyproduce bedbugs!

India is indeed a shithole, and the hole is getting bigger.

India is such an imperfect place for a perfectionist.

I find it hilarious as well as annoying the way India depicts herself to herpeople, especially the youth, through the academic as well as the entertainmentindustry: India is portrayed as a goddess, the British and the foreign invaders asdevils, and Pakistan and some other neighbours as terrorists, evils and theenemies of humanity. Isnt India through her unfathomable corruption,unparalleled indiscipline, and profound barbarism, selfishness and apathy herself an evil and an enemy of her own as well as that of humanity? Had Indiabeen continued to be ruled by the British to this day, she, on the whole, wouldhave been a much nicer place to be!

Indian culture is the culture of butchers.

Most Indians are nothing but refined Adivasis.

I am not good and great enough to be tolerant to people as bad and wrong asIndians, though I certainly do not mean all Indians.

Sometimes people ask me with wonder, You had so many problems inEngland! The menial jobs you did; the financial struggle; the housing problems;the social rejection. And yet, you love England? You want to be in England, notin India? I tell them, Look, an average human may have a much more

problematic and painful life than a rich gentlemans dog, for example. And yet,one would love and prefer to be a human, not a dog!


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A typical Indian is: Undisciplined, Indecent, Vulgar, Bloody-minded, Dishonest,Competitive, Envious, Poor, Mischievous, Impolite, Unpunctual, Impudent,Imprudent, Ambitious, Greedy, Apathetic, A cynic, Ungrateful, Dull, Mediocre,Superstitious, Religious, Dogmatic, Orthodox, A suicidal driver, A good cook,Untidy, Short-tempered, An extrovert, Crazy, Impatient, Intolerant, Imperfect,

Incompetent, Uncreative, Impulsive, Unpredictable, Informal, Untrustworthy,An egoist, Unmannerly, Loud, A film-lover, Semi-literate, Ill-informed,Immodest, Complaining, Violent, Class-conscious, Image-conscious, Helpful,Sarcastic, Emotional, Sympathetic, Romantic, Hospitable, A patriot, Miserable,Kind, Materialistic, Possessive, A pseudo-intellectual, A bad-listener, Ill-tempered, Foul-mouthed, A procrastinator, Cocksure, Immature, Unprofessional,Unhealthy, Underweight, Hypocritical, Disorganised, Unhygienic, Pretentious,Fashionable, Outgoing, A fraud, A lawbreaker, Indolent, Argumentative,Inefficient, Biased, Dominating, A traditionalist, Irritating, Friendly, Fun-loving,Humorous, Talkative, Communicative, Sparing.

India made a big mistake on 7th March 2006 and she is making a bigger mistakeby remaining ignorant of the big mistake.

The Indian who is of the opinion that India is a land of civilisation must eitherbe a man of ignorance or a man of barbarism. For the man of ignorance, I have asolution Go and visit England. And keep your eyes open. You shall realisewhat civilisation is really like; what discipline is really like; what honesty isreally like; what dedication is really like; what society is really like; whatbrotherhood is really like; what nation is really like. And for the man of

barbarism, I am working on the solution.

?? ?? ?? !English translation: India is a land of virtue?? Which virtue?? And then why isthis land like the way it is?? India is rather the land of sin!

, .English translation: Mother India is brazen, undisciplined and brash.

I have virtually every reason spiritual, philosophical, political, and personal

to hate India.

An English barber is normally far more polite, gentle, modest, sensible, civilisedand self-critical than an Indian professor.


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This is what the Indians are like (well, I do believe there could be exceptions),and this is a reason why India needs the British Raj. [The general style of thedescription, which is in Hindi one of the main languages of the Indians, isbased upon a scene from the 1990 Bollywood filmAgneepath starring AmitabhBachchan.]

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Which of these is most dangerous and/or loathsome? The king cobra, theKomodo dragon, the house lizard, or the typical Indian.

Which of these truly deserves to be the national animal of India?

The Snake, The Hyena, The Pig, The African Wild Dog, The House Lizard, TheCockroach, The Mosquito, The Frog, or The Hanuman Langur.

Which of these two is likely to be the loudest? A caged, unattended, hungryAlsatian or A free Indian

Which of these two is likely to be most mischievous? A Jackal or An Indian

Which of these two is likely to be the vilest? An Al Qaeda Operative or ACommon Indian

Every Indian again I do believe there could possibly be exceptions appears,in one way or another, to be a beast. Some look as if they are beasts; some speakas if they are beasts; some walk as if they are beasts; some eat as if they arebeasts; some think as if they are beasts

The Indian evil looks unstoppable.

The Indian gentleman is arrogant, aggressive, cunning, a habitual liar, self-centred, undisciplined, unpunctual, a lawbreaker, dogmatic, pretentious and

biased.

The old, famous British sign said Dogs and Indians not allowed. I guessdogs are too cute; they should have been allowed.

India in most ways, such as moral, social, religious, political is the scum ofhumanity; and England is the cream of humanity.


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Modern India looks so small, dull and beastly compared to ancient India, theIndia of the Mahabharata.

You go to government offices and many of the small shops and hospitals inIndia and the staff and the people over there look at you like Why the fuck are

you here? Get lost!

On 2nd February 2011, I encountered two beasts while visiting some nearbyplace in India the land of beasts; one inside a posh bookshop, one of the fewplaces where they the beasts are least expected, and one outside, where theyare truly and naturally expected. Ask me more about the encounter; I bet youwill learn a lot about India!

India is the land of Saturn.

India the land of Saturn. (Variant)

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(How that sweet Marathi song should actually be.)

Rama ruled India? I thought Ravana ruled India!

English translation: Hindustan A land of devil

India considers a good, civilised man a stupid man and a bad, uncivilised manan intelligent man.

A main and simple reason I dislike India is that India is mud and I am not a pigto like it.

The USA, the UK, Germany, or possibly the European Union, and Australiashould unite and militarily invade India and replace her rotten, so called

democratic government by a fine Western dictatorship in order to eliminate thegrowing cancerous threat India poses to the wider world.

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Which of these two is less shameless? A woman stripping herself at 6 PM at themain entrance of the Victoria Terminus in Bombay or An Indian Politician

Today there is England, there is the West, there is hope, there is a point inliving; tomorrow it will be all India, solely the East, there will hardly be any

hope, hardly any point in living.

In England, people seem obsessed about honesty; in India, people seempassionate about dishonesty.

I am ready to die for England; I am ready to die for Great Britain; I am ready todie for the future of Western civilisation. I am ready to be hanged; I am ready tobe jailed for life; I am ready to be beaten to death; I am ready to be burnt alive.But I am not ready to make compromises with Indian barbarism; I am not readyto submit to the evil East; I am not ready to turn my back on the cancerous threat

India and the East pose to the civilised West, humanity, and the living world.India reminds me everyday that she is the greatest enemy of humancivilisation.

India is my greatest enemy, for she is the greatest enemy of human civilisation.

Im not really anti-Indian; Im anti-evil. But since India is a kind of evil, Im kindof anti-Indian.

The West should (militarily) invade India.

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India should be (militarily) invaded by Western powers for the future ofWestern (or rather decent human) civilisation. (Variant)

India should be (militarily) invaded by the West. (Variant)

India should be (militarily) invaded by the West as soon as possible. (Variant)

The West should militarily invade India. (Variant)

India should be militarily invaded by the West. (Variant)

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.English translation: The West should militarily invade India and make herstraight like a thread. (Variant)


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The Wests invasion of India shall contribute basically to the civilisation and Imean civilisation in and outside India.

Unite Against India!

Unite Against India (Variant)

I would love to see India succeed. But I hate to see the way she is succeeding.

In India, people unconstitutionally attack even those who constitutionallyattack the constitution.

I was born in the gutter but I refuse to belong to it.

It is kind of farcical that India is normally seen as a natural ally of the West and

the US. The Indian values of incivility, dishonesty, indiscipline, intolerance infact make India a natural, subtle and severe enemy of the West and the Westerncivilisation.

I would certainly prefer to be a kitchen porter in a land like England than to bea president of a land like India.

Which of these is most worshipped in India?ArroganceImmodestyIndisciplineDishonestyApathyVulgarismIntoleranceImpatienceViolenceGreedPretensionOverconfidenceDogmatism

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Which of these two is less chaotic? Brownian motion or Indian traffic

Which of these two can India (aka Hindustan) most appropriately be renamedwith?Republic of Beasts, Barbarism & Evil

Gandustan

If the English are humans, Indians are beasts; though Im sure there may beexceptions.

Which of these two is the most shameless imitator?The monkeyThe Indian film industryCertainly the second oneWhich of these two is likely to be worse?

An Indian in the criminal underworldAn Indian in politics

Whats the best thing India can do to help human civilisation?Allowing herself to be re-ruled by the UKThere can be no other option

Which of these two is normally better suited to leading the realm of criminality?The Indian Underworld LeaderThe Indian Prime Minister

Which of these Indian freedom fighters was the worst at fathoming the basenessof his countrymen and the greatness of his enemy, the British?M. K. GandhiB. G. TilakV. D. SavarkarSubhas Chandra BoseThey were equally bad

If the world is the human body, which of these would be India?LeukaemiaBrain tumourHIV/AIDSRabies


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Astrologically, India is represented by Saturn, for India represents poverty, dirt,indiscipline, ignorance, intolerance, disease, darkness, low people, orthodoxies,hindrances, crime, misery, dishonesty, slavery, cruelty, apathy, hardship, etc.And Great Britain is represented by Sun, Jupiter and Venus, for Great Britainrepresents achievement, government, monarchy, nobility, aristocracy, authority,

knowledge, power, status, education, creativity, eminence, splendour, valour,prestige, beauty, art, amiability, etiquette, courtesy, elegance, gentleness,fairness, tolerance, harmony, honesty, decency, excellence, honour, philanthropy,enlargement, diplomacy, devotion, literature, wisdom, etc.

The worst ignorance from India is the belief that all wisdom comes from India.

The greatest ignorance from India is the belief that all wisdom comes fromIndia. (Variant)

I am extremely apologetic to the wild animals for once comparing them withthe people of India.

In the garden of the world, India is the most poisonous tree.

The problems in India are not political; they are biological.

I am not very sure what good can come out of political fasting when virtuallyevery single soul in India seems chronically small-minded & dishonest. Onlybullets & missiles from outside might get India on her knees; fasting doesnt look

like a valid option in the case of India.

Friendship with India is friendship with evil.

A friend of India is a friend of evil. (Variant)

Modernisation in the hands of a free India is like a torch in the hands of a freemonkey.

A true Indian is either truly stupid or truly barbaric or both.

The true Indian is either truly stupid or truly barbaric or both. (Variant)

Until India is freed of Indians the typical Indians she shall never be free inthe true sense.

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The trouble with India is that its full of Indians.(Based on the Longshanks line: The trouble with Scotland is that its full ofScots. in the film Braveheart)

How can democracy be a success in India when most of her people are so

undemocratic?

How can democracy be successful in India when most of the Indians areundemocratic? (Variant)

Indian democracy is the government of the scoundrels, by the scoundrels, forthe scoundrels; and must perish from the earth.

India is the most intricately barbarous, subtly dangerous and obdurately evilstate in the world.

To sum up my theory on India, India is a machine which, in virtually any sense social, political, ethical, educational, is so damaged that it is incapable ofrepairing itself. It can only be repaired with the aid of some foreign, superiormachine, and considering the gravity of the damage, the foreign machine wouldrequire almost absolute control over the damaged machine. Thus, first of all, theexisting central engine of the machine which would be the government ofIndia would have to be removed with possibly many or most of its peripheralparts which would be the ordinary people of India. The unattended,automatic, damaged machine would only keep damaging itself to total

destruction and would also continue to damage the world outside of itself inthe most subtle, inadvertent and dangerous way through the export of itscontaminated peripherals and products.

God created England in his own image; and the Devil said to himself, Whydont I create India?

When God created England in his own image, the Devil said to himself, Whydont I create India? (Variant)

India: The Devils Own Country.

India is the image of Satan.

India is vile, free and advancing a precarious and alarming combination!

The free India is a freely developing demon.


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India is a developing demon. (Variant)

India is the epitome of advanced barbarism.

India is the quintessence of how undeserved attempt at freedom, democracy

and civilisation goes wrong.

India is Hell in its modern form.

India is the modern form of Hell. (Variant)

I will fight against this evil called India until I have the last drop of blood in mybody.

To say India is an evil and speak the truth could be illegal in India. No

wonder! India is an evil after all.

By saying India is an evil and speaking the truth one could be breaking the lawin India. No wonder! It is the law of evil after all. (Variant)

India, the democracy of demons!

India is a democracy of demons. (Variant)

In Indian schools, colleges and universities, there should be departments and

faculties for modesty, honesty, politeness, decency, and so on.

In India, each school, college and university should have a Department ofModesty, a Department of Honesty, a Department of Politeness, a Department ofDecency, and so on. (Variant)

India: The wild country of wild people.

If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed all ofits despicable gifts, I should point to India.

Civilised men are not free in the free India.

Civilised people are not free in the free India. (Variant)

I salute civilised Indians.


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India: The democratic country of undemocratic people.

India: The largest democracy of a most undemocratic people. (Variant)

India: The largest democracy of largely undemocratic people. (Variant)

India is my number one enemy.

India is my enemy number one. (Variant)

India is my No. 1 enemy. (Variant)

India is my enemy No. 1. (Variant)

In the free India, every civilised human is a slave of uncivilised, barbaric

Indians.

In the free India, every civilised human is a slave of uncivilised Indians.(Variant)

I have sworn to take revenge on this satanic country India for each and everydrop of tear I have shed due to her injustices and barbarism.

India is a plague unto mankind.

India is a big challenge for me.

Men of India! You wish to punish me because I am an anti-Indian. Am I notpunished enough in being born an Indian?

INDIAN ELECTIONS

I never vote in (Indian) elections; I just cant figure out which of the thugs tovote to.


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INDIAN INDEPENDENCE

The only good freedom brought for a common Indian is that it virtually freedhim from the burden of the colour of his skin being seen in his country as hisdisqualification.

I would rather live in British India than in Indian India. I would rather betyrannised by scholarly, disciplined, sensible, and civilised people, than beoverseen by ignorant, chaotic, senseless, and barbaric.

Most of the Indian freedom fighters were largely deluded by impractical, holyfeelings and beliefs about India the beliefs such as just because thousands ofyears ago some Indians made a few noble inventions, including philosophies andliteratures like the Gita, the contemporary Indians are of great significance andare even culturally superior to their imperialistic rulers. This was clearly a dire

error of thought, which would be erroneous to the equal degree, even if appliedto the time over 60 years after the countrys independence.

The true Indian freedom fighters truly lacked foresight and understanding ofthe calibre of their people and of their rulers; for if they had the foresight and theunderstanding, they would have envisaged the true illusion of freedom.

I dont think India deserves freedom. Do immature, uneducated, undisciplinedchildren deserve freedom? No, they dont. The children need mature adults tocontrol them, to train them, to educate them. They need to be dictated for their

own good. Democracy for India is like democracy for children. And even if thefree India becomes a superpower one day, it will be just like children with lots ofphysical power; the power will be in wrong hands.

India does not deserve freedom. (Variant)

Countries and nations like India do not deserve freedom. (Variant)

Freedom to India is an insult to freedom.

Freedom to India is an affront to freedom. (Variant)

Freedom for India is an insult to freedom. (Variant)

Freedom for India is freedom for evil.

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A free India is a dangerous idea.

A free India is a wrong idea.

India is the best example of what happens when freedom goes in the wrong

hands.

If India voluntarily gives herself back to the British to be ruled, I imagine shewill have significantly less exploitation and better order and governance thanwhat she has at present under her own rule.

I want to show the world how wrong India is and how right England is. I wantto show the world that there is a grave, monstrous problem, and I want todemand a solution. I want more freedom for those who deserve it and less forthose who do not.

I cannot give up when God is up in heaven, Truth is in the mind, and Englandis in the heart.

A day will come when India out of her natural incompetence to rule herself will be in such a mess that every Indian will be regretful about her independencefrom the British.

India freed herself from the British to be enslaved by herself, and she is a masterworse than the British.

India is enslaved by herself. (Variant)

Better than the entire world, is our Hindustan The greatest joke of alltimes, made by an Indian poet called Muhammad Iqbal.

England and India they are more than mere physical entities; they areconcepts right and wrong, true and false, knowledge and ignorance, disciplineand indiscipline, civility and barbarism, sanity and madness they are spirits;they are forces good and evil.

The more I love England, the more I hate India; the more I hate India, the more Ilove England The more I love good, the more I hate

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