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Issue 128 · November 12th 2012

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Features5 · LONG DIVISION: CAN YOU GO THE DISTANCE? Jasmine Freeman asks if absence really

does make the heart grow fonder.

7 · THE VALLEYSNia Phillips gives her take on the

provocative new reality series.

Columnist18 · ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Rachel Maloney delves into the

ostentatious world of fame and fortune.

Interviews9 · LAZY HABITS Rosey Brown catches up with Lazy

Habits after their gig at The Moon Club.

10 · SEX, DRUGS & SAUSAGE ROLLS Frankie and the Heartstrings

open up about pasties, fake turds, and

going on tour with The Cribs.

Fashion & Beauty11 · FASHION ROYALTY

Steal Pippa Middleton’s style.

12 · DISNEY TO DESIGNER

An exclusive insight into Harrods’ new

Disney Princess Collection of dresses.

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LGBT+14 · THE IRIS PRIZE FILM FESTIVAL Get the low-down on Cardiff’s very own

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Travel16 · ACCOMMODATION The student-friendly guide to hotels,

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The Culture Review19 · THE REVIEW CORNER Including book reviews of The Girl

in White and The Perks of Being a

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Theatre’s adaptation of Julius Caeser,

and American Idiot the musical at Wales

Millenium Centre.

19 · SLADE COLUMN OF ARTLuke Slade looks at the Turner prize.

Music20 · DON’T BE AFRAID OF CLASSICAL MUSIC Amelie Taylor

argues that the genre should not be

reserved to the concert hall/ opera house.

21 · LIVE I Like Trains and Lazy Habits

gig reviews, plus a preview of Soundtrack

LQWHUQDWLRQDO�¿OP�DQG�PXVLF�IHVWLYDO�22 · ALBUMS/SINGLES New releases

from Kendrick Lamar, Foals and more.

Film23 · FROM THE PAGE TO THE PICTURES Leanne Dixon looks at

Hollywood’s obsession with creating

¿OPV�IURP�QRYHOV�24 · REVIEWS Skyfall. Rust & Bone, and For a Good

Time, Call.

25 · TRAILER TRASH: Iron Man.

25 · FIVE FILMS FOR... A NOSTALGIC NIGHT IN

Food & Drink26 · COWBRIDGE FOOD & DRINK FESTIVAL A review of the weekend, plus interview

with top Welsh pâtisserie Rob Hindle.

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Editors: Laura Evans & Jo Southerd

Creative Director:Luke Slade

Features: Helen Cameron, Johannes

Laubmeier, Rebecca Newby & Charlotte Wace

Columnist: Rachel Moloney

Fashion & Beauty: Sophie Chamberlain, Vicky

Gadsden, Jacqueline Kilikita & Olivia Reidy

Travel: Heather Arnold & Helena Lins

LGBT+: Thomas Leeming & Erin Ekins

Culture: Jess Rayner

Music: Rosey Brown, Kit Denison

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Cover Photo: Fireworks in Bute Park, Cardiff

by George Fielding

Backpage Photo:Amsterdam

by Maya Acharya

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where any reading was actually done. I know, I know, bad English Literature student.

In hindsight, maybe I should have buried myself beneath the likes of Austen, Shakespeare and critical theories of feminism in previous years, so when people ask me: “Oh you study English? Have you read…?” then I’d be able to answer: “Well yes actually, I have”. But instead, my only response seems to be: “No… although I’ve seen the ¿OP�´�2.��VOLJKW�H[DJJHUDWLRQ��,¶P�QRW�WKDW�EDG��%XW�,�DP�D�SUHWW\�

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enough to have our photographers take some blummin’ awesome snaps of the display in Cardiff’s, Bute Park (see front cover). I must admit, I’m gutted I missed them because frankly, the ones back in the Midlands were shit. Not even the ‘JLS Adventure’ tribute band

performing at the time could improve them. If you want to see more of our photographers’ images, then take a

look on our website: http://www.cardiffstudentmedia.co.uk/quench.

For some of you, Reading Week may have been the perfect opportunity to visit a boyfriend or girlfriend living back home or at another university. This issue, Features tackle the topic of long distance relationships and question whether students really can go

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of the Students’ Union or come along to our weekly meetings every Monday at 5pm. Venues change week by week and information on

this can be found on the Quench website.

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This week we learnt:Domino’s Two for Tuesdays still

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Soundtrack:Earth, Wind & Fire - September

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“When people see me, they think I’m Beyonce. I’m glamourous, I’m sexy, I’m the best looking thing in Wales dot com.” (Lateysha)

“I don’t really have a type when it comes to girls. I don’t care as long as they’re symmetrical” (Leroy)

“Sorry Chidge, the only thing I’m gonna give head tonight is my pillow.” (Carley)

“Mum, you can’t shag a personality, like.” (Chidgey)

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His worldwide success and subsequent celebrity lifestyle all seems a bit ironic now, seeing as though the song pokes fun at the Gangnam district: the Beverly Hills of Korea. I mean he’ll probably be living there soon. However these chic areas are incredibly easy to sneer at, as the people who live there are just so silly.

A photo of Jack Osbourne’s daughter, and therefore Ozzy and Sharon’s grandchild, has recently been shared all over Twitter as the girl clings onto an enormous emerald ring. The adorable (yet also slightly irritating) photo of the aptly named Pearl was accompanied by the caption ‘don’t be fooled by the URFNV�WKDW�,�JRW��,¶P�VWLOO�3HDUO\�IURP�WKH�EORFN�¶�7KH�JLUO�LV�¿YH�

months old. When I was that age my mother was parading me around in a buggy, not preparing me for a ball. In future Mr and Mrs Osbourne, please don’t mess with J.Lo when your youngster is raiding the jewellery box.

But what was Pearl supposed to do? She is named after a gemstone after all. In fact she’s just one of many in the entertainment world who, when grouped together, form their own little treasure trove of jewels. Rihanna wants us to shine bright like a diamond, Jade Ellis unwillingly left The X Factor, DQG�D�VWUXJJOLQJ�QRYHOLVW�GUHDPV�RI�KLV�SHUIHFW�JLUO�LQ�QHZ�¿OP�

Ruby Sparks. So why is the entertainment industry constantly showering

us with allusions to bling? Well, because it instantly makes everything seem so much more exciting, expensive and shiny. We love to dream of the unattainable, our eyes widen at the

beautiful colours and it’s the perfect way to show off. Which is what celebrities do best.

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demonstrating that song, the Sixties and shimmering blue dresses are a killer combination. It’s kind of like Dreamgirls without Beyoncé.

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It’s these antics (in particular his cringe-worthy intrusion of Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech) that prompted Barack Obama to label Kanye a ‘jackass.’ Quite a put-down from the American president, but I can see where he’s coming from. You’ve just won a VMA and then some idiot talks all over your speech about how much he loves Beyoncé. Get off the stage. Kanye will be pleased to know that Obama has since revised his original quotation from just a plain jackass to a ‘talented jackass.’ But with Kanye taking a spot on Forbes’ Most Powerful List, that’s probably just Obama’s way of getting down with the kids.

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rubies, sapphires and gold. These are things I don’t have. So unless someone goes all out on my Christmas present, I’ll just have to make do with whatever bling comes my way- whether it’s on the TV screen, cinema or radio.

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Interviews

So you’ve been touring since the start of October. Has it been manic?Yeah, I mean, it’s really good fun. There’s

always a lot of travelling but it’s always

worth it.

Your line-up says you’ve played Amsterdam and Ireland...We were gonna be supporting De La Soul,

but he had to cancel. We’re gonna be going

out in March now, and do all these shows

in the Alps as part of the snowboarding

season, and then we’ll be going to Berlin

and Amsterdam and back to Ireland as

well. We were in the Cork Jazz festival

last week, which was amazing. Our hotel

was the one of the main venues for the jazz

festival, so we got back from our gig at two

in the morning and there was a queue all

around our hotel! There were more than

a thousand people in the hotel. It was like

having a nightclub outside your room.

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Cardiff a few times before, it’s always

good fun, we know some cool people

there, Captain [Accident], and some of the

rappers from Associated Minds. We’ve

slowly been upping the venues, we played

The Moon this time and it was amazing. It

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been the biggest year for us. We’ve just got

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of the band has always remained the same.

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the set. We were in Newcastle last night,

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Clwb Ifor Bach. It’s great, it’s always rained a

lot. Our manager’s from Cardiff. I’ve got a thing

about the Welsh accent anyway, so I’m a little

bit in heaven when I come down here.

You’re about to go on tour with The Cribs.

Looking forward to it?

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the right side of peculiar. There’s nothing

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centre, it’s true, and it’s the only city where you

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PIPPA MIDDLETONFASHION ROYALTY

It all started with that Alexander McQueen dress. And ever since the wedding of big sis, Kate, into the royal family, Pippa Middleton

has been the symbol of regal style: an icon in her own right.

‘Effortlessly put together’, ‘chic’, and ‘sophisticated’ are phrases often used to describe Pippa’s style, earning her a place in the fashion A-list and arguably overshadowing her sister. As a style icon, Pippa has been subject to scrutiny from Karl Lagerfeld who sug-gests she is not worthy of such status. Despite this, Pippa (unlike her sister, who Lagerfeld has taken more of a lik-ing to) often takes risks in her choice of clothing and embraces the latest trends.

Splashed across magazines, the In-ternet and television, Pippa rarely es-capes the public eye and keeps up her appearance to be noticed. However, not all of us have a royal budget to spend. With Pippa’s favourite designers in-cluding the likes of Temperley, Sarah Burton (Alexander McQueen) and Stel-la McCartney, her style does not come cheap. However, the high street makes her style affordable, even on a student budget. Pippa has become notorious for wearing coloured skinny jeans, often pairing block coloured jeans, in WDQWDOL]LQJ�SLQN�RU�À�XUR�RUDQJH�ZLWK�D�

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dream and stretch slightly, making them versatile with either boots in the day or heels for a night out.

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As students, we all like to spend as little money as possible and the cost of travelling can add up. The cost of one adult in a tent can be as little as £7 a night, with even cheap ho-tels are up to ten times that. The most expensive thing about about camping is the equipment - after all, in order to camp you need a tent. However there are ways to get hold of this

stuff for less or sometimes nothing at all. Argos sells tents for under £20 and people are often more than happy to lend things out provided you promise to bring it back in one piece.<RX� FDQ� DOVR� GR� ZLWKRXW� WKH� IDII� RI� ERRNLQJ� RU� SODQQLQJ�

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day. Another time we followed a map to a camp-site they sign-posted which in fact had not been built yet and had to spend a further three hours driving round in the gathering dusk.

The biggest problem with it though is that you are entirely at the mercy of the weather. When it's sunny, it's great. When it rains, it's just awful. We all know what happens – it rains, you OHDYH�WKH�WHQW�IRU�¿YH�PLQXWHV�DQG�ZKHQ�\RX�JHW�EDFN�\RXU�UDLQ-coat drips everywhere and your wellies cake everything in mud QR�PDWWHU� KRZ� FDUHIXO� \RX� DUH�� <RXUH� VWXFN� LQ� D� VPDOO� VSDFH��damp, cold and bored. Or you could be as unlucky as a friend of mine who woke up in the middle of the night to discover a VPDOO�ULYHU�ÀRZLQJ�WKURXJK�WKH�PLGGOH�RI�KHU� WHQW��7R�ZKLFK�,�VD\��WKHUHV�QR�VKDPH�LQ�JLYLQJ�XS�DQG�JRRJOLQJ�WKH�QHDUHVW�%%�

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For any student traveller who is too broke for hotels and too FKLFNHQ�IRU�FRXFKVXU¿QJ��SUREDEO\�PRVW�RI�XV���KRVWHOV�DUH�WKH�DFFRPPRGDWLRQ� RI� FKRLFH�� <RX� FDQ� SUHWW\� PXFK� JXDUDQWHH� WR�¿QG� DW� OHDVW� RQH� LQ� DQ\�ELJ� FLW\� \RX� YLVLW� DQG�RIWHQ� LQ� VPDOOHU�towns as well. If you’re unsure of where to begin, Hostelworld.com is an excellent place to start searching and booking. As well as advertising hostels in 180 countries it has the bonus of guest reviews, so choosing a high quality or stylish hostel is no longer such a big gamble. The style of hostels varies as much as the style of hotels, from big chains all the way down to a few spare rooms in someone’s house. An important choice when booking a hostel is whether you want to be in a private room or a dormitory. If you’re travelling as a group then shelling out an extra few quid for a private room is well worth the money as you can be guar-anteed privacy and security. Also, if you’re sharing a room with friends then although you are still at the mercy of their weird sleeping habits, you feel more able to shout at them for snor-

ing, sleeptalking or loudly having sex in the bunk above you. Staying in a private room in a hostel is essentially the same as staying in a hotel, albeit super cheap and more basic. Staying in the more traditional dormitory is a whole other experience. 6KDULQJ�D� URRP� IRU� WKH�QLJKW� FDQ�EH�DQ�DPD]LQJ�ZD\� WR�PDNH�friends when you’re travelling, as the communal atmosphere en-courages you to share not only your space, but also your time and your stories with other travellers, who can be from all ages and all over the world. It’s a great time to pick up other travel-OHUV¶� UHFRPPHQGDWLRQV� IRU� WKH�DUHD��ZKHWKHU� LW¶V�ZKHUH� WR�¿QG�WKH�EHVW�SL]]D�LQ�1DSOHV�RU�ZKLFK�EXV�WR�WDNH�IURP�1HZ�<RUN�WR�3KLODGHOSKLD��7KHUH�LV��REYLRXVO\��D�GRZQVLGH��VKDULQJ��6KDULQJ�is a nice thing to do, but can be taken to extremes. For example, D�IULHQG�LQ�1RUWKHUQ�,WDO\�VWD\HG�LQ�D�GRUP�ZLWKRXW�ORFNHUV��DQG�one of her fellow hostellers thought it acceptable to share her belongings. Security is a big worry with hosteling so it’s good to be extra-conscious of keeping an eye on your valuables. Another

downside is the noise at night; hostels are sometimes not the best places for a good kip. The things you hear in the night can range from annoying but acceptable snoring and partying to the more disturbing overheard sex and, for a friend in Melbourne, the confusing sound of a woman’s prosthetic leg falling the bunk DERYH�\RX��7KHVH�DUH�QRW�FRQGXFLYH�WR�D�JRRG�VQRR]H��7KH�RWKHU�guests are crucial to the success of any hostelling trip. The hostel itself (location, quality, even cleanliness) is completely second in importance to the other guests. Terrible dorm-mates can ruin a VHHPLQJO\�SHUIHFW�KRVWHO��MXVW�DV�DPD]LQJ�RQHV�FDQ�VDYH�DQ�DZ-ful hostel. Obviously, you can’t pre-book your roomies, but if \RX� WU\� WR� NHHS� VSRQWDQHRXV� DQG�ÀH[LEOH�� KRVWHOOLQJ� LV� D� JUHDW�way to travel. The random nature of it is all part of the adven-ture, and even the worst hostels at least make for great stories!

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Standing at the boarding gate, I received a text mes-sage from a friend who had already arrived. It read: ³7KHUH�LV�GDQJHU�LQ�WKLV�KRWHO�URRP��7KH�EHG�LV�RQ�¿UH�and lizards are guarding the doors.”

He had arrived in Amsterdam at 9am, rushed to a “smart shop” to purchase magic mushrooms, con-sumed them, and now was unable to leave the hotel URRP��7KLV�ZDV�P\�¿UVW�LPSUHVVLRQ�RI�$PVWHUGDP��DQG�,�KDGQ¶W�even boarded the plane.

Two hours later, our plane passed over dozens of neat, regi-PHQWHG�¿HOGV�DQG�ODQGHG�DW�WKH�VSUDZOLQJ�6FKLSKRO�DLUSRUW�XQ-der a dazzling blue sky. We hopped on a train from beneath the arrivals plaza (free of charge thanks to our good “travel karma”) and found ourselves at Amsterdam Centraal. The city is known for its iconic tall, slender terraced buildings, but Centraal Station is a beautiful, wide and decorative red-brick building. More than 250,000 people pass through its doors each day.

Just outside the station are several tram stops, probably the best way to get around as a tourist. For € 2.60, you can purchase an electronic OV Card from any driver, and with this you can traverse the city for up to an hour. If you prefer to get around on your own steam, the city has excellent bicycle routes separate from the roads, and of course, walking is an ever-popular mode of transport.

We arrived at the Hotel Prins Hendrik after narrowly avoiding death-by-bicycle. The building was typical of Amsterdam, with the iconic roof shape, and the receptionist was very friendly, with a striking resemblance to Kevin Spacey. Our rooms were cosy, quaint, and fairly cheap, with great views of Centraal Station.

After unpacking and dragging our heavily drugged friend out of bed we ventured into the narrow and winding streets of the inner city. Along these streets are an abundance of small

VKRSV� VHOOLQJ� SL]]D� DQG�ZDIÀHV�� ³FRIIHH� VKRSV´� ZKHUH� \RX� FDQ�buy “space cakes” and smoke, small bars, and a fast food chain where you buy burgers and fries from vending machines. There are also plenty of restaurants, but the prices represent Amster-GDP¶V�VWDWXV�DV�D�SRSXODU� WRXULVW�GHVWLQDWLRQ��7KH�VWUHHWV�EX]]�with a mellow liveliness.

At night, the city wakes up, although it never seems over-loud or over-crowded. We travelled to Leidseplein, a vibrant area at the south of the canal rings. In the darkness, the bars are of-ten lit up with neon signs and brimming with the music of a live band. Amsterdam seems to prefer the more intimate, relaxed at-mosphere of a bar to the raucous nature of nightclubs, although these do exist, but you must be “on the list”. In the renowned Grasshopper bar and restaurant, we watched the lights of the city UHÀHFWHG�LQ�WKH�ZDWHUZD\V�ZKLOH�VLSSLQJ�VWUDZEHUU\�GDLTXLULV�2I�FRXUVH��ZH�DOVR�YLVLWHG�WKH�FLW\¶V�LQIDPRXV�UHG�OLJKW�GLVWULFW��

ironically situated in the area near the Oude Kerk, or Old Church. +XQGUHGV� RI� PHQ� VWUROOHG� DURXQG� ZLWK� WKHLU� KDQGV� ¿UPO\� LQ�their pockets as women with lovely hair and tiny clothes paraded themselves behind windows in the rosy light. One beckoned to PH��DQG�D� IULHQG�WDFWIXOO\�FRPPHQWHG��³'RQ¶W�ZRUU\�� WKH\¶OO�JR�for anything.”

When the sun was up again, so were we, ready for some cul-ture. We found a street market, full of cheeses, pastries, hand-bags and clothes, and bursting with life.

One thing that became clear to us is that Amsterdam loves

museums. As well as the historic Anne Frank, Van Gogh and Stedelijk museums, there are museums of houseboats, specta-cles, funerals, sex, diamonds, cheese and even a Museum of Bags and Purses. We chose the Rijksmuseum, a huge and impressive EXLOGLQJ��KRPH� WR�PDQ\�ZRQGHUIXO�ZRUNV�RI�¿QH�DUW� LQFOXGLQJ�paintings by Rembrandt. The surrounding area was, for me, the most beautiful in Amsterdam.2Q�RXU�ODVW�GD\��ZH�ERDUGHG�D�FDQDO�ERDW�IRU�D�WRXU�RI�WKH�FLW\¶V�

gorgeous waterways. We passed under arched bridges, chugged SDVW� KRXVHERDWV� DGRUQHG� ZLWK� ÀRZHUV�� WKURXJK� ERWK� QDUURZ�streets and wide grass-banked ones, with weeping willows lean-ing to touch the water. I recommend a canal ride to any visitors.

That evening, we sampled some magic mushrooms and spent 4 hours rolling around a hotel room, chatting to a Native Ameri-can Chieftain who lived inside the fabric of a red chair, and see-ing snakes in the carpet.

Finally, the next morning, we said goodbye to the city. But I look forward to saying “hallo” to it again one day.

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The Girl In WhiteBy Sue Hubbard (Cinnamon Press)

Set against the backdrop of the darkness of Germany 1933, The Girl in White begins its narrative with the character of Mathilde, a

young woman pregnant by her married Jewish lover. Fleeing to the remote village of Worpswede, previously a commune for artists, she begins the emotional journey of unravelling the life of her mother – the artist Paula Modersohn-Becker.

Paula Becker is not a well-known artist, nor was she much admired by many of her contemporaries. Reading this novel I have no doubt you will wish she was. Hubbard, having studied the events of Becker’s life through her paintings and letters, obviously believes this is a story that needs to be told and how right she is. Using knowledge she has gained from her study of Becker,

as well as, admittedly, a little of her imagination Hubbard’s skill here is to literally bring Becker back to life. The depth of the narrative reveals the tortured and lonely soul of Paula as she struggled to gain the revered status she desired.

Hubbard’s use of the entirely ¿�FWLRQDO�FKDUDFWHU�RI�0DWKLOGH�creates a deeply emotional resonance within Paula’s story as it is slowly revealed in alternating chapters. As the reader delves into Paula’s secrets and thoughts so is her daughter – now just as vulnerable and lonely herself. Paula’s unsettled mind and the FRQÀ�LFWLQJ�VRFLHW\�RI�:RUSVZHGH�EHFRPH�UHÀ�HFWHG�LQ�WKH�XQVHWWOLQJ�Germany that now exists and the uncertain future that awaits Mathilde. What is never called into question though is the strength and courage of the Becker women. This is an incredibly nuanced and intense work and one, which I strongly recommend.

Frances Smithson

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Gregory Doran’s production of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar translates the play effectively from ancient Rome to modern Africa whilst losing none of its power. An all-black cast, traditional music and costumes lends a fresh urgency to the fear of tyranny from a continent that has been home to so many. The exposure of instability and pettiness of politics is also heightened by both Caesar and the conspirators.

A sinister shadow is cast over the returning hero in the opening scene by the presence of propaganda-like posters. Jeffrey Kissoon’s Caesar also gives subtle nods to more recent dictators, dressed in an Idi Amin style safari suit and displaying a touch of Stalinesque paranoia in the scene where he debates going to the senate, pacing up and down the stage. Although in most productions portrayed as

the noble idealist among jealous and petty politicians, Brutus too LV�À�DZHG��3DWHUVRQ�-RVHSK�SOD\V�him as self-righteous rather than morally superior which leads him to a tactical blunder – his ‘gallant’ sparing of Mark Antony leads to his ultimate downfall.

The conspirators as always display a level of pettiness and squabbling of power-grabbing politicians and the often likeable Antony is here arrogant and sly. The famous ‘Friends, Romans, countrymen’ speech is delivered strongly in front of a changeable crowd, almost parodying the ¿�FNOHQHVV�RI�SXEOLF�RSLQLRQ��Doran’s production has brought the discussion of the ethics of political murder into the foreground by dusting the cobwebs off the play, and giving it a well carried off boost. Alexandra Warren

7KH�3HUNV�RI�%HLQJ�$�:DOOÀ�RZHUBy Stephen Chbosky (Simon & Schuster)

American IdiotWales Millennium Centre

You may be planning on VHHLQJ�WKH�¿�OP�adaptation of The Perks of Being a :DOOÀ�RZHU, directed by the book’s author, Stephen

Chbosky. If you want to be one of those people who walks out of the cinema saying how the book ZDV�EHWWHU�WKDQ�WKH�¿�OP��ZKLFK�it probably usually is) and makes everybody in earshot grind their teeth, then check the novel out before you go to see it on the big screen.

The novel takes the form of letters written by a teenage Charlie, WKH�WLWXODU�ZDOOÀ�RZHU��DQG�VHQW�WR�an unnamed older person, whom Charlie doesn’t know. As you reader you become connected with this recipient, as Charlie explains how he is “writing to you because she said you listen and understand and didn’t try to sleep with that person at that party even though you could have,” which pretty much sets the tone for the rest of the book. Charlie is sensitive, neurotic, and just loves writing these confessional letters to a stranger.

It hasn’t been an easy life for Charlie, and friends seem to be a bit thin on the ground. Luckily, he falls in with a group of older kids, and also has a cool English teacher WR�HQFRXUDJH�KLP��7KH�XVXDO�µ¿�UVWV¶�WKHQ�JHW�WLFNHG�RII��¿�UVW�KRXVH�SDUW\��¿�UVW�PDVWXUEDWLRQ��¿�UVW�GUXJ�H[SHULHQFH��¿�UVW�FUXVK���DQG�Charlie gets to live more of a life. There are also some meditations on family that will probably ring true for a lot of people, e.g. “I am very interested and fascinated by how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other.”$V�KLV�¿�UVW�\HDU�LQ�KLJK�VFKRRO�

progresses, it gradually becomes apparent that there may be more to Charlie’s idiosyncrasies than we’d initially suspected. By the end of it, he’s seen identity crisis, violence, heartbreak, and speculated on the ceaseless marching of time and the perception of suffering. It’s all fairly compelling, as Charlie is an earnest and likable narrator. At one point in the book, in his friend’s pickup truck on the way to KLV�¿�UVW�SDUW\��KH�VD\V�WKDW�KH�IHHOV�LQ¿�QLWH��*LYH�The Perks of Being a :DOOÀ�RZHU a read, and see if you can remember a time when you felt

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Providing you don’t arrive expecting to see a rock show, it’s hard not to be impressed by this TONY award winning musical from across the pond. Based on Green Day’s multi-platinum album of the same name, the show combines all of the hits in a fast moving, energetic, slightly hard to follow, 90-minute show.

American Idiot (written by Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong and director Michael Mayer) is the story of three best friends who, like many of us, are sick of the dull life they lead in their hometown. Unlike many of us, Jonny, Tunny and Will decide to do something about it. Each embarks on an all singing, all dancing escape from normality which inadvertently brings them crashing back down to earth.

Johnny and Tunny head out across the unknown that is America, expecting excitement and QHZ�H[SHULHQFHV�RQO\�WR�¿�QG�WKDW�the real world isn’t quite what they were hoping for. Will on the other hand, having received news that his girlfriend is pregnant, is forced to sit out on the adventure. Slowly

but surely, a mixture of alcohol and weed distract him from his duties leaving all three friends in less than favourable situations.

The on-stage band ensure sure that you remember the roots of the show and fans of Green Day will be happy to see that they’re suspiciously similarly clad to Tré, Mike and most obviously Billie Joe. Despite the fact that it was of course, originally a rock band’s seventh release, American Idiot lends itself dramatically (excuse the pun…) well to the stage. Songs like “Wake Me Up When September Ends” and “Jesus of Suburbia” fall seamlessly into the ‘how-did-this-happen-to-one-group-of-friends story’ and the people dancing in ways that I’ve only known to be possible after several drinks, somehow seem completely normal. Perhaps it’s because life with a soundtrack is secretly everyone’s dream or maybe, it’s just because Green Day (and everyone else involved) have pulled this whole thing off incredibly well.

Charlie Mock

The Turner prize is one that changes quite dramatically each year, not just

in terms of artists but also the form the art takes.

I think, however, that what makes this prize so wonderful (at least for people who live in the UK) is the fact that it focuses on British art, arguably allowing an unassuming public to interact and connect with it.

That said, I fear that my mum would instantly stumble down the path of ‘how is this art?’ if I were to explain some of the works on show this year.

But who the hell cares? If we’re not used to such things as animals in formaldehyde and tents with lovers names sewn into them as art then it probably isn’t for you. That said, my favourite winner of the prize is a potter, Grayson Perry. But if you do a tad of research you’ll soon realise that it’s not your run of the mill Clarice Cliff or Wedgwood.

I am, however, a fan of the mix of works this year: Paul Noble and his intricate SHQFLO� ZRUOG�� WKH� ¿�OPV� RI� /XNH� )RZOHU�and Elizabeth Price and the performance work of Spartacus Chetwynd.

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works as I have not made it to London to see them, but Chetwynd’s work is quite interesting – if not quite mad.

The curators of this year’s show describe Chetwynd’s work as ‘deliberately amateurish’ and Grayson Perry at the Frieze art show this year commented RQ�D�VLPLODU�QRWLRQ�±�EXW�,�ZRXOG�¿�QG�LW�GLI¿�FXOW�WR�EHOLHYH�WKDW�WKLV�EH�VRPHWKLQJ�Chetwynd ascribes to her own work.

Indeed, in appearance the hanging photocopied wallpaper and the PDULRQHWWH� GROOV� DSSHDU� XQUH¿�QHG�� EXW�they appear more medieval or pagan than they do amateur. I think it is about Chetwynd’s work as a vehicle for a social narrative and not about the quality of face make-up and costume design.

The Turner prize is also known for choosing artists who are pushing their craft and questioning it. This reemergence of performance art can only help the struggling genre out of its murky past. Chetwynd’s performance is GH¿�QLWHO\�D�SURJUHVVLRQ��HYHQ� LI� LW� ORRNV�like the drawing of a mad child, and a welcome one for an art prize that avoids anything stale – but I cannot imagine her being the next Tracy Emin.

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CLASSICAL MUSIC

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Classical music: a genre which remains unknown and side-lined by many. The term itself encapsulates a multitude of different styles, whether choral, orchestral, contemporary or romantic, and most of these remain undiscovered by the average student. Pubs and clubs, venues that play host to most student activity, blast out pop, rock, indie and techno. In contrast, classical music seems reserved only to the concert hall and the opera house.

Snippets of famous classical melodies occasionally appear on television. Perhaps most notable is O Fortuna from Carmina Burana, played at the beginning of The X Factor as the judges walk on. The British Airways advert also features the famous Flower Duet from Delibes’ opera Lakme. It is however, the famous Go Compare advert that steals the show with the most slapstick stereotype of the operatic tenor-with full moustache and vibrato to match!

Whatever positive and negative connotations Classical music has acquired, it has undoubtedly formed part of our national heritage. Elgar, one of the most prominent DQG� LQÀXHQWLDO� %ULWLVK� FRPSRVHUV�� DSSHDUV� RQ� RXU� EDQN�

notes, as will Benjamin Britten on the 50p coin next year. 7KH�JHQUH�DOVR�UHJXODUO\�LQ¿OWUDWHV�LWVHOI�LQWR�FOXE�PXVLF��

Barber’s Adagio for Strings, has undergone countless remixes, as has Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata. We need look no further than the recent Olympic opening ceremony to see that classical music forms part of our cultural identity, whether we are aware of it or not. Without the study of classical music, the development of popular

music would no doubt have evolved differently.So how can a student, keen to broaden their cultural

horizons, broach the massive, and somewhat daunting, genre that is classical music? Perhaps a good introduction WR� WKH� RUFKHVWUDO� VRXQG� LV� WKURXJK� WKH� PHGLXP� RI� ¿OP�

music. The music of Hans Zimmer, James Horner and John Williams has touched the masses through cinema. The dramatic and evocative power of music enriches the visual spectacle.

If we descend into the multitude of orchestral compositions, here are a few that shouldn’t pass you by…Beethoven’s Symphony no. 5, Borodin’s Symphony No.2 and Dvorak’s Slavonic Dances. All these feature stirring and rhythmic and melodious lines that embed themselves in your memory.

When it comes to choral music, the list is endless again. Described as ‘the instrument of the soul’, the voice remains one of the most stirring and powerful musical tools. With Christmas fast approaching, performances of Handel’s Messiah will no doubt dominate classical performances. The celebrated ‘Hallelujah’ chorus is perhaps the most iconic and recognizable part of this piece, Youtube it and there are thousands of different recordings! The Dies Irae from Verdi’s Requiem also needs no introduction; if there is one thing you listen to from this article, let it be this. You will recognise it immediately – powerful, utterly encapsulating and masterfully written.

If you’re looking for a more relaxed approach to choral

music, Eric Whitacre provides the perfect solution. This is, dare I say it, ‘easy listening’ music, perfect for just before bed. The Seal Lullaby, Sleep and Nox Arumque are just a few examples. Lauridsen’s O Magnum Mysterium also provides a calming, lilting antecedent to slumber.

Examples of famous operatic numbers should probably feature Beethoven’s Fidelio� ¿QDOH�� DV� ZHOO� DV� The Anvil Chorus from Verdi’s Il Trovatore. To many, opera remains a genre that alienates, but listen to these excerpts and see what you think.

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of Music), Cardiff itself provides a wealth of musical opportunities, especially in the Classical genre. Tickets to see BBC National Orchestra Of Wales tickets are £3 for students, and for many orchestras £5. These prices tend to quadruple upon graduation! Dress rehearsals to see Welsh National Opera are also free. I would urge all of you to make the most of these performances: there will never be a cheaper time to experiment and widen your musical tastes!

As a music lover of almost all genres, (perhaps apart from heavy metal), I can safely say that whether orchestral, choral, or otherwise, ‘classical music’ offers an alternative, challenging and often thrilling experience to enrich our musical lives. Listen to these examples, experience some concerts, and see for yourself.

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Glistening guitar lines mixed with the kind of rhythmic grooves deployed by Wild Beasts combined with rolling post punk bass lines to create a far more textured sound than some of the bands earlier, rawer material. This was topped off by pitch perfect and eloquently delivered vocals of the same quality as the bands recorded material which helped to contribute to an already solid and tight set.

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There is no haughty and frustrating delay between sup-port and headline, Lazy Habits know a hungry crowd when they see one, and the seven-piece promptly march onstage to meet them, suited and booted. The tie-clips won’t fool any fans present; they know this is to be a more visceral affair. Sure enough, the sway of the trumpet riff is soon

being strewn with breakneck rhymes and scattered steel drums. The crowd holler themselves hoarse to singles The Road, Even Out, and Starting Fires. At one point, the Ska overtones that have been present all evening erupt into a glorious, immersive cover of The Specials’ A Message to You (Rudy). Throughout we’re aware that this isn’t a rap band that picked up a few jazz records and called WKHPVHOYHV�µLQÀ�XHQFHG¶��WKH\¶UH�DV�SROLVKHG�DV�WKH\�ORRN��

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(VANDAL RECORDS) 26.11.12Ever since Mumford and Sons left open the stable door, the shire horse of faux-folk has been running rampant, and generally exhausting its welcome (the less said of Dry The River the better). But Maia are not a bandwagon band milking another’s cash cow; there’s innovation here. “We invented VFL�¿� IRON´� ERDVWV� WKH� ZHEVLWH�� DQG� VHFRQG� DOEXP� Pepper Stars initially seems to concur. Opening track Alien contains modern production not amiss on a Bonobo number, told from the lonely perspective of a visitor from space. It is here we are made privy to Tom Clegg’s voice, a charming instrument that’s like a more disciplined Stuart Murdoch, via Bowie. The latter’s obsession with cosmic themes is laced throughout, and Dear Io, dedicated to Jupiter’s smallest moon, is the album’s highlight, LQIRUPLQJ�WKH�OLWWOH�VDWHOOLWH�³<RX�VKRXOGQ¶W�EH�YROFDQLF�DW�DOO�´

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INHALER(TRANSGRESSIVE) 05.11.12First single from Foals’ long awaited third album, Holy Fire, due February 2013, is something quite startling. Opening with a reverb laden guitar loop and syncopated beats from wood blocks, the piece has a groovy, Afrobeat feel. But then comes the build up, rising notes and a pulsing bassline that culminate in an explosive chorus with screeching synths. Frontman Yannis wails, a la Kasabian, that KH� QHHGV� ³VSDFH�´� DQG� WKHQ� RXW� WKUDVKHV� WKLV�crazy, textbook Muse, heavy guitar riff. Quite a shock after the band’s previously bleak sound. The video features trendy indie kids writhing around in warehouses and skateparks; no PRUH�D�VKRHJD]HU��<DQQLV�VHHPV�WR�WU\�WR�ÀLUW�with the camera, and the mass appeal of this song suggests KH� DOVR� ZDQWV� D� ÀLQJ� ZLWK�mainstream radio. Confusing but catchy.Rosey Brown

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(DI DI MAU) 22.10.12Camera.Shutter.Life is the debut album from Belfast rockers, A Plastic Rose, and follows the critically acclaimed single Boy Racer. Though decidedly alt-rock, the album is sonically HFOHFWLF�� ZLWK� G\QDPLFV� VKLIWLQJ� VLJQL¿FDQWO\� EHWZHHQ� WUDFNV��Indeed, the band seems to have carved out a comfortable niche in the space between genres. Standout tracks Indian Sheets and Kids Don’t Behave Like This are catchy and lyrically solid, and the album’s production quality is consistently high.

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I in the pursuit of quality journalism and delicious eats, the Quench Food team set

out for the Cowbridge Food & Drink Festival. Already in its eighth year, the festival,

although relatively small in size, boasts quite an impressive number of exhibitors and

guests. Cowbridge itself is the perfect location – this quaint town, located just a half hour

drive from Cardiff, provides the ideal setting for this kind of event with its relaxed atmosphere

and charming high street.

There were numerous activities to take part in, such as talks, workshops and cooking

demonstrations, as well as family entertainment and arts and crafts but obviously, what was

at the centre of the event was the bustling main festival marquee, where it was possible to

sample and purchase food from numerous, mostly Welsh suppliers. After trying some of it for

ourselves, it was easy to see why it drew such interest – there was an extraordinary variety

of foods on offer, ranging from the familiar to the almost experimental. We had the chance

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else can you try whiskey cheddar or lavender biscuits? And I can assure you that both of these

are delicious.

Nevertheless, the more familiar fare wasn’t something to scoff at either – especially the

sheer variety of preserves, not to mention some very inviting desserts. Most of the products

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create a welcoming atmosphere.

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also featured a separate marquee with food truck-style dishes, which had something for

everyone, from classic comfort food (with the pies worth a special mention) to Indian cuisine.

However, a greater variety of stalls would be quite welcome. It’s quite rare to have the oppor-

tunity to have such a tasty meal in a casual atmosphere – and more importantly, the length

of some of the queues proved to be quite discouraging. As unlikely as that sounds, maybe the

organisers weren’t quite prepared for that level of interest.

Though the food was nice, the “drink” part turned out to be a bit of a letdown. Personally,

I was quite excited to try some local specialities – but the selection of beers and ciders wasn’t

exactly out of the ordinary, and what we tried was a bit underwhelming. After that, we were

quite eager to investigate the champagne marquee as consolation. Apparently it wasn’t just us,

as the volume of crowds inside it put us off this idea quite quickly.

The festival spans a whole weekend, but it is safe to say that considering its size, one day

was enough to sample everything it had to offer – however, I should point out that it also

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next year, and even if you’re not a sworn foodie and just want to experience a bit more of

Wales, I would recommend you pay a visit to Cowbridge as well.

Emilia Ignaciuk

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“All roads lead to cake”

Spotted at the Cowbridge Food Festival was Rob Hindle

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the best Welsh pâtisserie

La Crème is a Welsh pâtisserie special-

izing in goodies like Cowin Lush

Cheesecakes and Frangipane mince

pies alongside traditional cakes and des-

serts. Located in Port Talbot, it is run by

the Hindle family, lead by Sian Hindle. The

2007 British Bakery Awards named Sian

Hindle as one of their top three pâtissiers

in the UK, making her arguably the best

pâtissier in Wales.

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Management and Accounting at Cardiff

and luckily works for La Crème.

What’s it like growing up as the son

of a pâtissier? Did you eat cake all

the time?

Cakes were great, but it was a lot of hard

work. I have been working since I was 10

years old. I started just with doing a bit of

sweeping for ski money. Last year, I had to

bake thousands of bread puddings by hand

in 10kg batches.

How did your mum become the best

pâtissier in Wales?

Well, she just entered a contest [British

Baking Industry Awards] really. Going in,

we weren’t expecting anything because

the competition was really tough. All of

us ended up being pleasantly surprised.

She did something she quite liked and it

worked out well.

Do you get to go to a lot of food fes-

tivals?

We only go to the big festivals and local

ones like Cowbridge just so people don’t

think we are a corporate company or

anything. We focus on catering

and supplying places like the

Millennium Centre and the

Welsh Assembly. We went

to The Great British Cheese

Festival and I know we are

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the Cardiff International

Food Festival and the

Royal Welsh Show next year.

What are the most popular desserts

at La Crème?

Well, everything is popular. I have to say

our French pâtisseries really stand out.

We were at a food faire around a year ago

and brought our small cheesecakes and

individual cakes. Have you noticed that

places like M&S Simply Food and Tesco’s

have been selling these small desserts? I

think we were one of their inspirations.

Desserts are really trending towards small,

delicate, eat-at-teatime things: pâtisseries,

macaroons.

Did you come to uni for Management

and Accounting because you want to

run La Crème someday?

I really want to make my own mark on the

world. La Crème is my parents’ business.

They have no expectation for me to come

back and take over the business, but I will

always be around to help them out. Every-

thing I learned from them like independ-

ence, a work ethic, and baking skills will

translate in the future.

Is it hard to balance school and work

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prioritize my education because they

know that will impact my future. I really

only work when the pâtisserie needs my

help. December is a busy month of us-- we

already have 30,000 pie orders.

If you had to choose one dessert,

what would it be?

There are so many! Give me some time…

Toffee pudding, warmed up a bit with a

scoop of vanilla ice cream. No, choco-

late fudge cake.

Words and photography:

Julia Wu

to The Great British Cheese

Festival and I know we are

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the Cardiff International

Food Festival and the

scoop of vanilla ice cream. No, choco-

Words and photography:

Julia Wu

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Photos: Julia Wu

Olives from the Olive Stall

A selection of wines from Cwn Deri Vineyard

Cradoc’s Savoury Biscuits

Illustration: Katarzyna Lewandowska

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