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Our Punchinello-Puppeteer

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Hes a brainwashed lunatic with delusions ofgrandeur. Take away his cultish following,

through the unity of shared epidermis-intrusivereasoning (i.e. color) and strip away his

marketing ploys and clever, mind-eluding quips,

like Change and Hope that renders the

already confused public to question their present

postulations and their good life complacency.

Whats left, is a radical socialist, furthermore, a

pseudo-intellectual, posing as the most powerful

pundit of the free world. The only thing that

trumps his asinine acumen is his monumentally

bloated ego and the Movin On Up- George

Jefferson chip that Americas First Diva,

Michelle, carries on her shoulder. Ironically,People Magazine compared her to Jacqueline

Kennedy; unless Jacqueline usedJerry Curl, you

cant substantially ratifyPeoples comparison.

Again, we see medias inane glorification of theObamas, void of logic and facts , forged by

undaunted infatuations and bias stipulations .

Furthermore, his cataract perception of leading

America, is further elicited by his genius

gathering of quasi-qualified cabinet members

(for example, Nancy Pelosi, who cant recall if

she knew about water boarding and pushed to

outlaw spankings on grounds that it is childabuse ), who seek to transform America into a

melting pot of motivationally-effte mediocrity.

by vitiating the innate avidity that shepherded

our conception and proliferated our progression;

laissez- faire market economy (capitalism), and

the freedom of expression and fear of being

condemned by certain queer-rights activists or

minority groups for being politically correct.

Only a fifth grader, or one with white guilt, cantruly tout the insanely hyperbolic vignettes of

Obamas elegance. He has been described asan inspirational author, one of the greatest

orators and twenty-first century novelist. And

I cannot agree more with these appellations that

he has acquired. For if you break down the word

novelists and its connotations, you will find

the definition to be a [fictional] storyteller, one

who is a fabler or a fabulist. So yes he is

the greatest novelist, because is inspiration is a

derivative of mere farces. He is only araconteur of romanticized fiction, who advocates

the values pertaining to each demographic andaudiences. Anyone, exceeding the education of

a grammar schooled lad, which seems to be the

minority of registered voters can see that his

speeches are a run-on string of abstruse,

sophomoricHallmarkbromides, solicited for the

simple(-minded).

One of the first incidents that foreshadows his

Punchinello-presidency as Americas First Bard

of Bull Shit, was when he announced his

candidacy in his typical buffoon-finesse fashion:

I recognize there is a certain presumptuousnessin this a certain audacity to this

announcement. Audacity? Maybe I am the

only one who has misconstrued the mean of

audacity but there is nothing audacious about it.Last I checked, anyone who hasnt been

convicted with a felony and has the mental

capacity, or audacity, if you will, north of a

mentally down-syndrome it (person), for

example- Jimmy Carter, can run for president.

More examples of life-breathing lemons, or

persons with vegetable-rivaling intellect so

generously made available to us by theDemocratic party are: Al Gore, the infamous

Inventor of the Internet; John Kerry, who cant

remember what the hell he did in Vietnam, much

more if he was even there; and John Edwards

who failed to invest in contraceptics while so

honorably standing by his wife who has

terminal cancer and shagging his mistress at the

same time- emerging not only as one hell of a

multi-tasker but also as the biggest bastard in

Washington (second to Ted Kennedy), andrendering a forever tainted legacy that could

only be adequately personified on the big screenby the same cast and writers of Marshall

Mathers, aka Eminem, visionary, biographical

movie, abdicating absolutes of moral virtue and

class 8 Mile.