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Hi! Welcome to an entertaining bulletin packed with jokes, games, photos and trivia for the whole family!

NEWSLETTER ISSUE 7

FUNNIEST JOKES OF �E MO�HQ. What has one head, one foot and four legs?A. A bed. Mitchell, 9 of Sassafras.

Q. What’s type of music are balloons scared of?A. Pop music! Amelia, 6 of Reservoir.

Q. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?A. Because she’s always running away from the ball. Chelsea, 6 of Mont Albert.

MOST POPU�R GAME OF �E MO�H

FORGO�EN MOVIE OF �E MO�H

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971).A poor boy wins the opportunity to tour the most eccentric and wonderful candy factory of all. Enter the chocolate world.

Andy says: ”The new version is darker and not as happy as the original. With elf-like Oompa Loompas and chocolate waterfalls, the original still stands the test of time.

PICK �E F�CK

Let me set the scene about a film released in 1982…

“After his tenth big win the champ is living a life of luxury. However, tough black boxer clubber Lang wins the next fight. After his defeat, he employs Apollo Creed as his trainer to regain the title”.

Sylvester Stallone played the leading role, can you pick the Flick?

Wild West Gunslinger!Just like you play at Luna Park or at the Melbourne Show.Test your target shooting skills and shoot from up to 6 meters with this electronic set imported from America. Challenge the parents.Uses a harmless infra-red beam and makes real gunshot and ricochet sounds. Contagious to play, watch the bottles fly!

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P R O V I D I N G N O N - S T O P F U N S I N C E 1 9 9 4

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DRAWING CONCLUSIONSCan you name these celebrities or the characters? Enter your answers below.

FAMOUS BI�HDAYS IN JULY

GUESS �E YEAR

�OUG� OF �E MO�HA credit card is what you use to buy today, what you can’t a�ord tomorrow, while you’re still paying for it thereafter.

July 03 Tom CruiseJuly 06 Sylvester Stallone July 06 50 cent July 07 Ringo Starr

July 13 Harrison FordJuly 17 David Hassellho�July 26 Mick JaggerJuly 30 Arnold Schwarzenegger

TESTIMONIALKIDS BOOT CAMP... BRING IT ON!

"Often see Andy performing in the hotels, but nothing beats a backyard party at home.

Dancing, singing, running, catching and laughing from start to finish. He walked in and thirty 13 year olds were lined up doing the limbo in 60 seconds.

The party started the minute he did."

- Steve, Epping

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WHERE’S WALLY ANDY?

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News Paul Keating is Prime Minister Charles & Diana seperate

Andy 28 years old

Born Miley Cyrus, actress

Died Benny Hill

Movies Aladdin Reservoir Dogs

Television Home Improvement Banana’s in Pyjamas

Music Billy Ray Cyrus / Achy Breaky Heart Guns `n’ Roses / November Rain

Sport Sub Zero wins the Melbourne Cup Scott Wynd wins the Brownlow Medal West Coast Eagles are Premiers

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JOKES

PARTY

PIGGY CARS

POISON BALL

QUOITS

RELAY RACE

TUG OF WAR

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Complete Andy’s word search, and enter the left over letters below to find the secret message.

NAMES IN ROCK AND �E STORIES BEHIND �EM

ANDY’S A�ICS WORD SEARCH

YOUR STARS / HO�OR-SCOPESCancer: June 22 - July 23For Couples, socially charged stars could send romantic sparks flying, but singles, don’t believe sweet nothings whispered under Friday’s fickle moon. This month there’s going to be a major… Look, I’m going to be honest – I’m grasping at straws here. Not a lot is happening for you this month, but never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway! Just catch up on TV.

1. Seagulls do not drink sea water? T/F

2. The most used word in written English is ‘and’? T/F

3. A tennis serve begins in the right part of the court? T/F

4. The first day of September is the start of Spring? T/F

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BRAIN-TEASERQ. A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two days and left on Friday… How is this possible?

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Leo SayerIt grew from Jackie, wife of manager Adam Faith, who named Gerard Sayer ‘little Leo Lion’ on account of his mane of hair and 5ft 4 in height.

Little River BandThey saw Little River on a road sign in Victoria and thought it sounded like a pleasant place to name the band.

Pink FloydRoger Waters shared a flat in 1967 in Earls Court with two friends. They had two cats called Pink and Floyd. Although the name is widely believed to derived from a synthesis of two Georgio bluesers’ monikers, named Pink Anderson (1900-1974) and Floyd Council (1911-1976).

ANDY’S SHOWSFOR MUMS & DADS

40th’s / Hens / Suprises / Trivia Nights / FundraisersA perfect party starter. Very cheeky but never rude.

Get a group together and invite Andy to strut his stu�. A mixture of trivia, magic, adult games, singalongs and his

fast-paced sense of humour is the formula for a great party!

Party like it’s 1999, from $199.

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ROMANCE AND AN ESCAPE FROM �E KIDS• Create a `Romantic Idea Jar’ write 20 romantic ideas on separate slips of paper, fill a jar with them and pick one out once a week.

• Make a toast to one another every time you hold a wine glass, make eye contact. Take turns making the toast. Whisper it.

• Hiding places for notes and small gifts…under the pillow, in the refrigerator, under dinner plate, in medicine cabinet.

• Create a customised crossword puzzle. Make the clues reminiscent of your relationship and life together; include private jokes and funny phrases.

WHO AM I?

HOW TO CO�ACT ANDY:

Born 1942 in Illinois (Squint eyes, step back to best view photo)

EPILOGUEFor a free night out and good food, catch me each week performing in Hotel Bistro’s. You can visit my website and click ‘ON TOUR’ for details… and a BIG thanks for your ongoing support! Andy (Andy’s Antics)

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WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABO� ANDYHe was a bit of a mummy’s boy and didn’t move out of his parent’s house until his mum said he should, ‘get a life!’ ...at the age of 36!!! When he did, it was just around the corner. Nothing beats mum’s cooking!

Square-jawed with soft brown hair and sympathetic eyes which can turn on a steely-glint when required. A bit temperamental.

Some of his films include:

1973 – American Gra�ti 1993 – The Fugitive1979 – Apocalypse now 1997 – Anchorman 21983 – Return of the Jedi 2012 – The Expendables 3

SHOWS IN �E SUBURBSMemory Lane: Andy, aged 10, 1975

Pakenham

Thornbury

Patterson Lakes

Bentleigh

Dingley Village

Kealba

Bayswater

Red Hill

Werribee South

Moorabbin

Sunbury

Tullamarine

Caulfield

South Morang

Ferntree Gully

Dingley Village

Lower Plenty

Port Melbourne

Mitcham

Monbulk

Phillip Island

Hampton

Strathmore

Kilsyth

Mernda

Moonee Ponds

Springvale

Nunawading

Darebin

Edithvale

Jan Jac

Springvale

Last month, Andy performed in all of these suburbs... WOW!

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