primum non nocere - ethical obligations in internet operations
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@jschauma
Primum non nocere – Ethical Obliga1ons in Internet Opera1ons
No memes.
You’re a meme, ma’am.
No bio.
@jschauma
No “one more thing”.
ENOTURTLENECK
We are stewards of our users' data.
We are obligated to act in the public interest.
This talk in one slide.
Everybody lies.
This slide is a lie.
Primum non nocere.
Why not Zoidberg?
Meanwhile, on the internet…
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Required Skills & Experience: • 3+ years of poking humans with sharp objects • must have previously diagnosed a fever • MD preferred, or equivalent work experience • experience performing brain surgery a plus
Wanted: Human Anatomy Engineer
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clown compu1ng
Cloud is when somebody else reboots your machines.
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@internetofshit
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"The Precision Guided Firearm also offers applica1ons for smart devices. These apps interact with embedded wifi servers to share real-‐1me or recorded images."
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First, make the world a beQer place.
First, disrupt urban dogfood delivery.
First, increase shareholder value.
Stockholder Syndrome, n: an irra1onal defense of harmful priori1es imposed on a well-‐ meaning company by a ques1onable industry.
Now that’s a stock quote.
“This is a daily thing.”
Legal Advice
Growth hacking
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As soiware eats the world, data pays the bills.
We’re not hungry now. Why are we buying all this food?
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Data is a liability pig manure.
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More pig manure.
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ACM Code of Ethics 1.1 Contribute to society and human well-‐being.
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(ISC)2 Code of Ethics Protect society, the common good, necessary public trust and confidence, and the infrastructure.
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IEEE Code of Ethics to accept responsibility in making decisions consistent with the safety, health, and welfare of the public
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ACS Code of Ethics The Primacy of the Public Interest You will place the interests of the public above those of personal, business or sec1onal interests.
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The Primacy of the Public Interest.
Things will be what they are.
Thanks! @jschauma
We are stewards of our users' data.
We are obligated to act in the public interest.
Be Tron. Fight for the users.
Oh, and one more thing: it’s never lupus.
Might be sarcoidosis, though.
Thanks! @jschauma
We are stewards of our users' data.
We are obligated to act in the public interest.
Be Tron. Fight for the users.