PRETTY RITTY

CHESTNUT TREES CLASS21ST MAY 2012

ONCE UPON A TIME A LITTLE RAT SWEEPING A LITTLE STAIR.

HER NAME WAS PRETTY RITTY.

ONE DAY, WHILE SHE WAS SWEEPING, SHE SUDDENLY BUMPED INTO A LITTLE COIN AND SHE SAID:

“WHAT SHALL I DO WITH THIS LITTLE COIN?”

AND SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT…

“IF I BUY HAZELNUTS, MY TEETH MIGHT FALL. “IF I BUY PINE NUTS, I MAY HAVE TOOTHACHE.”“WHAT SHALL I DO WITH THIS LITTLE COIN? ““AHA! I’VE GOT AN IDEA! I CAN BUY A PINK LOOP TO TIE MY PONYTAIL WITH IT. THEN, I CAN LOOK FOR A HUSBAND!”HAVING TIED HER PONYTAIL WITH THE PINK LOOP AND HAVING DRESSED UP, SHE WENT TO THE DOOR.

While Pretty Ritty was at the door, a dog passed. His name was Doggo. Doggo said:

"Pretty Ritty marry me"

Then, Pretty Ritty said:

"Well, well let me see. Can you sing a song for me?"

And Doggo answered:

"Yes, listen. Woof, woof, woof!"

But Pretty Ritty said " Oh, no! I don't like your voice!"

Poor Doggo. Off he went.

While Pretty Ritty was at the door, a frog passed. His name was Froggo. Froggo said:

"Pretty Ritty marry me"

Then, Pretty Ritty said:

"Well, well let me see. Can you sing a song for me?"

And Froggo answered:

"Yes, listen. Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!"

But Pretty Ritty said " Oh, no! I don't like your voice!"

Poor Froggo. Off he went.

Then, a pig passed by. His name was Piggo. Piggo said:

"Pretty Ritty marry me"

Then, Pretty Ritty said:

"Well, well let me see. Can you sing a song for me?"

And Piggo answered:

"Yes, listen. Oing, oing, oing!"

But Pretty Ritty said " Oh, no! I don't like your voice!"

Poor Piggo. Off he went.

Pretty Ritty is at the door. Catto comes. He is in love.

“Pretty Ritty marry me”, said Catto.

“Well, well let me see. Can you sing a song for me?”

And Catto answered:“Yes, listen. Miaow, Miaow!”

Then Pretty Ritty said: “Oh, yes! I like your voice!”

“I will marry you” said Pretty Ritty.

And they got married.

Having the pot on the fire, Pretty Ritty asked Catto for help. Due to she was very small, she couldn’t stir the soup. Pretty Ritty asked Catto to do it for her. She said:

“Oh lovely husband, could you help me?”

But such was his love for Pretty Ritty that he wanted to eat her! He tried to push her into the pot. Fortunately, as soon as Pretty Ritty realised what was happening, she escaped. The last think she told him:

“I like your voice but you are bad. Heeeeeelp!”

She ran faster and faster and away from him.

From then on, cats are still persecuting rats.

And this is the end of the story.