Lan Party Lan Party

5/31/2008 – 06/01/20085/31/2008 – 06/01/2008

I’m four parts beatI’m four parts beat

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Inspiraaaational quoteInspiraaaational quote

There once was a man named stanThere once was a man named stanWho said that he came from japanWho said that he came from japan

She touched him twiceShe touched him twiceAnd felt him niceAnd felt him nice

And now he goes by “flan”And now he goes by “flan”

Yummy head to toeYummy head to toe

Think about this bitch: I gots a lava squirter

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Play starcraftPlay starcraft

Maybe, wellMaybe, well

Fell a treeFell a tree

Gives it to me Gives it to me

• Benny Lava lover• Ry ry• Fetus• My anal twice• White castle tastes good on a certain someone’s nipples

Hbig boyHbig boy

• Rick roll yourself• Or do it thrice• Maybe can can touch

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“Race, Politics, and Culture “

Listen to the words of GodListen to the words of God

Poor soul, the centre of my sinful earth, Poor soul, the centre of my sinful earth, ( ??? ) these rebel powers that thee array,( ??? ) these rebel powers that thee array,

Why dost thou pine within and suffer dearth,Why dost thou pine within and suffer dearth,Painting thy outward walls so costly gay?Painting thy outward walls so costly gay?

Why so large cost, having so short a lease,Why so large cost, having so short a lease,Dost thou upon thy fading mansion spend?Dost thou upon thy fading mansion spend?

Shall worms, inheritors of this excess,Shall worms, inheritors of this excess,Eat up thy charge? Is this thy body's end?Eat up thy charge? Is this thy body's end?

Then soul, live thou upon thy servant's loss,Then soul, live thou upon thy servant's loss,And let that pine to aggravate thy store;And let that pine to aggravate thy store;

Buy terms divine in selling hours of dross;Buy terms divine in selling hours of dross;Within be fed, without be rich no more:Within be fed, without be rich no more:

So shall thou feed on Death, that feeds on men,So shall thou feed on Death, that feeds on men,And Death once dead, there's no more dying theAnd Death once dead, there's no more dying the

Wip it, wip it, real hardWip it, wip it, real hard

• There are so many weeners in that speech

• Hustlin• weener

fartfart• With a flick of her hair, Janet turned, allowing herself to momentarily glance at the

man standing just beyond aisle seven. He stood with a certain air of strength. Those biceps, those arms, strong and enduring, filled the sleeves of his shirt. It had been three years since Janet let her mind consider a man. Three years, since she left that town and those memories behind.

• He walked up to the counter with a red shopping cart in his hand and a piercing smile on his face. She cherished each step as he moved closer. Yet, she struggled to fain disinterest even though she felt otherwise.

• “Just a few words, a hello, anything,” she thought to herself while he waltzed by as if floating on air. Her lips moved in an attempt to create words but he had beaten her to it- that nonchalant “good morning” flew from his lips, deep, down into her.

• Her eyes jittered as if fearful. Eye contact can be so gruesome. After a feeble reply she was left speechless, and a moment later, he was gone. Walking out the front steps, out of her life, the lone man who sparked enough interest in her to move beyond her past had just left her life forever.

• Struggling to cope with such a sudden loss, Janet motioned to her manager that she was taking a coffee break as beads of tears began to stream down her face. She ran out, through the parking lot, in a desperate attempt to stop him. However no one was to be found.

Too bigToo big

Tell em’ thatTell em’ that

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See aisle seven for tamponsSee aisle seven for tampons

You like it bigYou like it big

World tobacco day is sweetWorld tobacco day is sweetLets remember all of those who read this power pointLets remember all of those who read this power point

May they rest in peaceMay they rest in peace

A weiner A weener

A peiner A peener

Spit on itSpit on it

• I’m two parts beat• And I’m six parts sin• You best suck up now• And you best let me in• Said the wolf to the third little pig

• “very well, that’s some existential bullshit you sha lala licker, best contemplate your fate, I syncopate twice as fast as yo and drop thee, promptly, who is the man in my crotch”

Who is the man in my crotch?Who is the man in my crotch?

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• Deck hockey • That’s very deck sir, go find benny and tell him to bring over a few bronsons.

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• Fart on my dick twice• Well well well

Lick my jimmyLick my jimmy

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Where is tiny tim ?Where is tiny tim ?

Qualm

Lick my qualm

Until the snapple grows

Into a gourd of dicks