Porchester Junior School Presents

Oh, the giant has a honker,And it’s shiny, like a great big conker,

If the giant gets a whiff of you,Then Crunch! You’re the giant’s lunch.

Yes, the giant has a hooter,And it’s bigger than a great big scooter,

If the giant gets a whiff of you,Then whack! You’re a giant snack.Crunch!, You’re the giant’s lunch, Crunch! You’re the gi – ants lunch

Oh, the giant has a honker,And it’s shiny, like a great big conker,

If the giant gets a whiff of you,Then Crunch! You’re the giant’s lunch.

Yes, the giant has a hooter,And it’s bigger than a great big scooter,

If the giant gets a whiff of you,Then whack! You’re a giant snack.Crunch!, You’re the giant’s lunch, Crunch! You’re the gi – ants lunch