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3rd Poole Sea Scouts Campfire Song Book
Campfire Songs 1 Campfires burning + alternative verses 2 Four spirits campfire opening 3 Camp Granada 4 Oh ya never go to heaven 5 The airscouts song 6 Yellow bird 7 My Bonnie lies over the ocean 8 My fathers a lavatory cleaner 9 Super California surfers 10 Rule Britannia 11 Quartermasters stores 12 Ging gang goolie 13 Alice the camel 14 Bingo 15 Goin on a lion hunt 16 Head, shoulders, knees and toes 17 Found a peanut 18 Boom chika boom 19 There was an old woman 20 Tim the toad 21 Chestnut tree 22 Do your ears hang low 23 If its raining 24 wholl come a scouting 25 My hat it has 3 corners 26 One finger, one thumb 27 Lions and tigers and bears 28 When you wore a tulip 29 Grand old duke of York 30 Lydia Pinkham 31 Theres a hole in my bucket 32 Tie me kangaroo down sport 33 There aint no flies on us 34 On top of a pizza 35 Waltzing Matilda 36 Waltzing Matilda an older version 37 Pizza hut 38 Yogi Bear 39 Twelve days of camping 40 Row your boat 41 The bomb 42 Five little speckled frogs 43 The penguin song 44 Froggy went a courtin 45 Oh Ye Cannae Push Yer Granny Off a Bus 46 Oranges and lemons 47 Down by the bay 48 Everywhere we go 49 We are the boys who make no noise 50 Shell be coming round the mountain
51 The Fox 52 What shell we do with a drunken sailor 53 There was a moose 54 Boogie Woogie washer woman 55 Jaws 56 Ten in a bed 57 Im a little beaver 58 The tree toad 59 Sunshine mountain 60 Way over the Irish sea 61 The ants go marching 62 Frogs go pop 63 King of the camp 64 The scouting song 65 The happy wanderer 66 My name is joe 67 The Motorcycle Policemans Got a 68 Cecil the caterpillar 69 My stomach has had it 70 The worm 71 I had a little chicken 72 The music man 73 Nobby Hall 74 Singin in the rain 75 A sailor went to sea 76 The cow kicked Nellie 77 Kookaburra 78 The bear song 79 Have you ever gone a fishin 80 Iddy bidd froggy 81 Woodpeckers song 82 Coca cola 83 Farm yard carols 84 Swing low sweet chariot 85 Oh dear what can the matter be 86 Old MacDonald 87 One man went to mow 88 WEE WEE song 89 Monkey song 90 Hi ho captain Jack 91 The Court of King Caractacus 92 The Beaver song 93 The lumberjack song 94 The airborne rangers song 95 A hiking song 96 The saints go marching in 97 Botany bay 98 God save the Queen 99 Taps 100 Kum-ba-ya (Come by here
1 Campfires Burning[Tune: Londons burning] Camp fire's Burning Camp fire's burning, Draw nearer, Draw nearer, In the gloaming, In the gloaming, Come sing and be merry, Alternatives Campfire's burning, campfire's burning Put logs on, put logs on Higher higher, higher higher And build up the fire. Campfire's burning, campfire's burning Draw nearer, draw nearer Campfire, Campfire Come sing and be merry. 2 Four Spirits Campfire Opening Four speakers as North, South, East and West Signal all around fire for silence. Each speaker enters from the appropriate compass point. North: I am the spirit of the North where the great game of Scouting began. South: I am the spirit of the South and I spread the love of Scouting to the world. East: I am the spirit of the East and I spread the friendship of Scouting to the world. West: I am the spirit of the West and I spread the worth of Scouting to the world. All: Together we join in the fire of friendship. 3 Camp GranadaHello Mudda, hello Fadda, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say well have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner. All the counselors hate the waiters, And the lake has alligators, And the head coach wants no sissies, So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses". Now I dont want this should scare ya, But my bunk mate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy, Theyre about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda, Take me home, I hate Granada! Dont leave me in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,Or mess the house with other boys.Oh, please dont make me stay Ive been here one whole day. Dearest Father, darling Mother, Hows my precious little brother? Let me come home if you miss me, I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, gals are sailing. Playing baseball, gee thats betta, Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter!
4 Oh Ya never go to heaven Oh, the Deacon went down to the cellar to pray He found a jug And stayed all day. Oh, the Deacon went down to the cellar to pray, He found a jug and he stayed all day,
cho: I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more. I ain't a-gonna grieve my lord. I ain't a-gonna grieve my lord. Ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
You can't get to Heaven On roller skates, You'll roll right by Them pearly gates.
You can't get to Heaven On a rocking chair, 'Cause the Lord don't want No lazybones there.
You can't get to Heaven In a limousine, 'Cause the Lord don't sell No gasoline.
If you get to Heaven Before I do, Just dig a hole And pull me through.
If I get to Heaven Before you do, I'll dig a hole And spit on you.
You can't get to Heaven With powder and paint, it makes you look Like what you ain't.
There's one thing more I forgot to tell, If you don't go to Heaven, Youll go to Hell. Oh ya never go to heaven In a biscuit tin Cos a biscuit tin Got biscuits in Oh ya never go to heaven In a biscuit tin Cos the lord dont let No crumby ones in Oh ya never go to heaven On a sheet of glass Cos a sheet of glass Will cut your finger Oh ya never go to heaven In a ping pong ball Cos a ping pong ball Is much to small Oh ya never go to heaven On a cannon ball Cos what goes up Must surly fall Oh ya never go to heaven With a dog as a pet Cos the lord dont want His lamp posts wet Oh ya never go to heaven In a jumbo jet Cos the lord aint got No runways yet If you get to Those pearly gates And theres a queue Youll have to wait
Oh ya never go to heaven in a 20 foot boat Cos in the clouds A yacht dont float Youth dont float Oh ya never go to heaven With a fat girl guide Cos the pearly gates Just aint that wide Oh ya never go to heaven With the GSL Cos the GSL Is going to hell Oh ya never go to heaven In Richards car Cos Richards car Wont get that far Oh ya never go to heaven In Stuarts car Cos Stuarts car Stops at every bar Oh ya never go to heaven In Jills big bra Cos Jills big bra Wont stretch that far Oh ya never go to heaven In Hollands bra Cos Hollands bra Will go too far
Oh ya never go to heaven In marks canoe Cos marks canoe Aint made for 2
I'll put my grief Up on the shelf, If you want some more, Make 'em up yourself
"That's all there is, There ain't no more," Saint Peter said As he closed the door.
5 The Air Scouts Song (Tune: The Battle Hymn of the Republic / John Browns Body) 1. John brown went to join the U.S air force (3X) But he aint gonna jump no more Chorus: Gory, gory, what a terrible way to die suspended by braces when you dont know how to fly Gory, gory, what a terrible way to die And he ain't gonna jump no more. 2. He packed his socks and underwear and said goodbye to mum (3X) 3. He passed his basic training and was ready for the war (3X) 4. Johnnys now a pilot in the 151st (3X) 5. He joined the U.S air force for the fancy uniform (3X) 6. He was flying a Flying Fortress at forty thousand feet (3X) 7. He didn't see the fighters when they pounced him from the sun (3X) 8. He heard a bang, the plane broke up and spread across the sky (3X) 9. He jumped from forty thousand feet without a parachute (3X) 10. He was last to leave the cockpit and the first to hit the ground (3X) 11. He landed on the runway like a splat of strawberry jam (3X) 12. They scraped him off the tarmac with a shovel and a spade (3X) 13. They put him in an envelope and sent him home to Mum (3X) 14. She put him on the table when the vicar came to tea (3X) 15. The vicar spread him on his scone and said what lovely jam (3X) 16. She put him on the mantle piece for everyone to see (3X) 17. The cat jumped on the mantle piece and knocked him in the fire (3X) 18. He then went up the chimney in a great big puff of smoke (3X) 19. So they buried him in a matchbox at the bottom of the yard (3X) 20. And now hes up in heaven and hes sitting on a cloud (3X) 21. His ghost jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute (3X) 22. Because he jumped from heaven he has ended up in hell (3X) 23. Now he burns in torment with a trident up his bum (3X) 24. So now that hes in hell he will never jump again (3X) NO HE AINT GUNNA JUMP NO MORE. 6 Yellow Bird A yellow bird with a yellow bill it landed on my windowsill I lured him in with a piece of bread and then I smashed his little head The doctor came to check his head "Indeed" he said, "this bird is dead"
A little mouse with little feet was perched upon my toilet seat I pushed him in I flushed him down I watched him spin 'round and 'round
7 My Bonnie (Tune: "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean") My Bonnie leaned over the gas tank, the height of its contents to see. I lit up a match to assist her, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me. (Chorus: bring back, bring back, oh bring back my bonnie to me, to me...) Last night as I lay on my pillow, Last night as I lay on my bed, I stuck my feet out of the window, Next morning my neighbours were dead. (Chorus: bring back, bring back, oh bring back my neighbours to me, to me) My Bonnie has tuberculosis, My Bonnie has only one lung, My Bonnie can cough up raw oysters' and roll them around on her tongue. (Chorus: Roll them, roll them, roll them
around on her tongue, her tongue...) My luncheon lies over the ocean, my breakfast lies over the rail. My supper