3rd Poole Sea Scouts Campfire Song Book

Campfire Songs 1 Campfires burning + alternative verses 2 Four spirits campfire opening 3 Camp Granada 4 Oh ya never go to heaven 5 The airscouts song 6 Yellow bird 7 My Bonnie lies over the ocean 8 My fathers a lavatory cleaner 9 Super California surfers 10 Rule Britannia 11 Quartermasters stores 12 Ging gang goolie 13 Alice the camel 14 Bingo 15 Goin on a lion hunt 16 Head, shoulders, knees and toes 17 Found a peanut 18 Boom chika boom 19 There was an old woman 20 Tim the toad 21 Chestnut tree 22 Do your ears hang low 23 If it’s raining 24 who’ll come a scouting 25 My hat it has 3 corners 26 One finger, one thumb 27 Lions and tigers and bears 28 When you wore a tulip 29 Grand old duke of York 30 Lydia Pinkham 31 There’s a hole in my bucket 32 Tie me kangaroo down sport 33 There ain’t no flies on us 34 On top of a pizza 35 Waltzing Matilda 36 Waltzing Matilda – an older version 37 Pizza hut 38 Yogi Bear 39 Twelve days of camping 40 Row your boat 41 The bomb 42 Five little speckled frogs 43 The penguin song 44 Froggy went a courtin 45 Oh Ye Cannae Push Yer Granny Off a Bus 46 Oranges and lemons 47 Down by the bay 48 Everywhere we go 49 We are the boys who make no noise 50 She’ll be coming round the mountain

51 The Fox 52 What shell we do with a drunken sailor 53 There was a moose 54 Boogie Woogie washer woman 55 Jaws 56 Ten in a bed 57 I’m a little beaver 58 The tree toad 59 Sunshine mountain 60 Way over the Irish sea 61 The ants go marching 62 Frogs go pop 63 King of the camp 64 The scouting song 65 The happy wanderer 66 My name is joe 67 The Motorcycle Policeman’s Got a 68 Cecil the caterpillar 69 My stomach has had it 70 The worm 71 I had a little chicken 72 The music man 73 Nobby Hall 74 Singin in the rain 75 A sailor went to sea 76 The cow kicked Nellie 77 Kookaburra 78 The bear song 79 Have you ever gone a fishin 80 Iddy bidd froggy 81 Woodpecker’s song 82 Coca cola 83 Farm yard carols 84 Swing low sweet chariot 85 Oh dear what can the matter be 86 Old MacDonald 87 One man went to mow 88 WEE WEE song 89 Monkey song 90 Hi ho captain Jack 91 The Court of King Caractacus 92 The Beaver song 93 The lumberjack song 94 The airborne rangers song 95 A hiking song 96 The saints go marching in 97 Botany bay 98 God save the Queen 99 Taps 100 Kum-ba-ya (Come by here

1 Campfires Burning[Tune: Londons burning] Camp fire's Burning Camp fire's burning, Draw nearer, Draw nearer, In the gloaming, In the gloaming, Come sing and be merry, Alternatives Campfire's burning, campfire's burning Put logs on, put logs on Higher higher, higher higher And build up the fire. Campfire's burning, campfire's burning Draw nearer, draw nearer Campfire, Campfire Come sing and be merry. 2 Four Spirits Campfire Opening Four speakers as North, South, East and West Signal all around fire for silence. Each speaker enters from the appropriate compass point. North: I am the spirit of the North where the great game of Scouting began. South: I am the spirit of the South and I spread the love of Scouting to the world. East: I am the spirit of the East and I spread the friendship of Scouting to the world. West: I am the spirit of the West and I spread the worth of Scouting to the world. All: Together we join in the fire of friendship. 3 Camp GranadaHello Mudda, hello Fadda, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner. All the counselors hate the waiters, And the lake has alligators, And the head coach wants no sissies, So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses". Now I don’t want this should scare ya, But my bunk mate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy, They’re about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda, Take me home, I hate Granada! Don’t leave me in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,Or mess the house with other boys.Oh, please don’t make me stay I’ve been here one whole day. Dearest Father, darling Mother, How’s my precious little brother? Let me come home if you miss me, I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, gals are sailing. Playing baseball, gee that’s betta, Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter!

4 Oh Ya never go to heaven Oh, the Deacon went down to the cellar to pray He found a jug And stayed all day. Oh, the Deacon went down to the cellar to pray, He found a jug and he stayed all day,

cho: I ain't a-gonna grieve my Lord no more. I ain't a-gonna grieve my lord. I ain't a-gonna grieve my lord. Ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.

You can't get to Heaven On roller skates, You'll roll right by Them pearly gates.

You can't get to Heaven On a rocking chair, 'Cause the Lord don't want No lazybones there.

You can't get to Heaven In a limousine, 'Cause the Lord don't sell No gasoline.

If you get to Heaven Before I do, Just dig a hole And pull me through.

If I get to Heaven Before you do, I'll dig a hole And spit on you.

You can't get to Heaven With powder and paint, it makes you look Like what you ain't.

There's one thing more I forgot to tell, If you don't go to Heaven, You’ll go to Hell. Oh ya never go to heaven In a biscuit tin Cos a biscuit tin Got biscuits in Oh ya never go to heaven In a biscuit tin Cos the lord don’t let No crumby ones in Oh ya never go to heaven On a sheet of glass Cos a sheet of glass Will cut your finger Oh ya never go to heaven In a ping pong ball Cos a ping pong ball Is much to small Oh ya never go to heaven On a cannon ball Cos what goes up Must surly fall Oh ya never go to heaven With a dog as a pet Cos the lord don’t want His lamp posts wet Oh ya never go to heaven In a jumbo jet Cos the lord ain’t got No runways yet If you get to Those pearly gates And there’s a queue You’ll have to wait

Oh ya never go to heaven in a 20 foot boat Cos in the clouds A yacht don’t float Youth don’t float Oh ya never go to heaven With a fat girl guide Cos the pearly gates Just ain’t that wide Oh ya never go to heaven With the GSL Cos the GSL Is going to hell Oh ya never go to heaven In Richards car Cos Richards car Won’t get that far Oh ya never go to heaven In Stuarts car Cos Stuarts car Stops at every bar Oh ya never go to heaven In Jill’s big bra Cos Jill’s big bra Won’t stretch that far Oh ya never go to heaven In Holland’s bra Cos Holland’s bra Will go too far

Oh ya never go to heaven In marks canoe Cos marks canoe Ain’t made for 2

I'll put my grief Up on the shelf, If you want some more, Make 'em up yourself

"That's all there is, There ain't no more," Saint Peter said As he closed the door.

5 The Air Scouts Song (Tune: The Battle Hymn of the Republic / John Brown’s Body) 1. John brown went to join the U.S air force (3X) But he ain’t gonna jump no more Chorus: Gory, gory, what a terrible way to die suspended by braces when you don’t know how to fly Gory, gory, what a terrible way to die And he ain't gonna jump no more. 2. He packed his socks and underwear and said goodbye to mum (3X) 3. He passed his basic training and was ready for the war (3X) 4. Johnny’s now a pilot in the 151st (3X) 5. He joined the U.S air force for the fancy uniform (3X) 6. He was flying a Flying Fortress at forty thousand feet (3X) 7. He didn't see the fighters when they pounced him from the sun (3X) 8. He heard a bang, the plane broke up and spread across the sky (3X) 9. He jumped from forty thousand feet without a parachute (3X) 10. He was last to leave the cockpit and the first to hit the ground (3X) 11. He landed on the runway like a splat of strawberry jam (3X) 12. They scraped him off the tarmac with a shovel and a spade (3X) 13. They put him in an envelope and sent him home to Mum (3X) 14. She put him on the table when the vicar came to tea (3X) 15. The vicar spread him on his scone and said what lovely jam (3X) 16. She put him on the mantle piece for everyone to see (3X) 17. The cat jumped on the mantle piece and knocked him in the fire (3X) 18. He then went up the chimney in a great big puff of smoke (3X) 19. So they buried him in a matchbox at the bottom of the yard (3X) 20. And now he’s up in heaven and he’s sitting on a cloud (3X) 21. His ghost jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute (3X) 22. Because he jumped from heaven he has ended up in hell (3X) 23. Now he burns in torment with a trident up his bum (3X) 24. So now that he’s in hell he will never jump again (3X) NO HE AIN’T GUNNA JUMP NO MORE. 6 Yellow Bird A yellow bird with a yellow bill it landed on my windowsill I lured him in with a piece of bread and then I smashed his little head The doctor came to check his head "Indeed" he said, "this bird is dead"

A little mouse with little feet was perched upon my toilet seat I pushed him in I flushed him down I watched him spin 'round and 'round

7 My Bonnie (Tune: "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean") My Bonnie leaned over the gas tank, the height of its contents to see. I lit up a match to assist her, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me. (Chorus: bring back, bring back, oh bring back my bonnie to me, to me...) Last night as I lay on my pillow, Last night as I lay on my bed, I stuck my feet out of the window, Next morning my neighbours were dead. (Chorus: bring back, bring back, oh bring back my neighbours to me, to me) My Bonnie has tuberculosis, My Bonnie has only one lung, My Bonnie can cough up raw oysters' and roll them around on her tongue. (Chorus: Roll them, roll them, roll them

around on her tongue, her tongue...) My luncheon lies over the ocean, my breakfast lies over the rail. My supper lies in great commotion, won’t someone please bring me a pail? (Chorus: Clams & ice cream don't agree with me, with me; clams & ice cream don't agree with me.") Who knows what I had for breakfast? Who knows what I had for tea? Who knows what I had for supper? Just look out the window and see! (Chorus: look out, look out, look out my window and see, and see, look out, look out look out my window and see)

8 My Father's a Lavatory Cleaner (Tune: "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean") My father's a lavatory cleaner, He works all day long in a pit (a pit!) And when he comes home in the evening, He stinks out the house with his... Shine up your buttons with Brasso! It's only three ha'pence a tin (a tin!) You can buy it or nick it from Woolies (Woolworth’s!) But I doubt if they've got any in (any in) Some say he died of a fever some say he died of a fit (a fit!) But I know what my old man died of He died from the smell of the...

Shine up your buttons, etc. Some say he left me a fortune some say he left me a bit (a bit!) But I know what my old man left me He left me a great lump of... Shine up your buttons, etc. Some say he's buried in gravel some say he's buried in grit (in grit!) But I know what my old man's buried in He's buried in a huge pile of... Shine up your buttons, etc

9 Super California Surfer ... (The tune to supercalafragalisticxbealidotious) Chorus: Super-California-surfer-expert-of-the-ocean, Even though the most of them do not use suntan lotion, when they hit the waves too hard they always cause a motion, Super-California-surfer-expert-of-the-ocean! Because I was afraid to surf, when I was just a lad, my father took my board away, and told me I was bad. But then one day I heard a word that every surfer knows. The biggest word I ever heard, and this is how it goes Chorus

11 Quartermaster’s Store There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats, At the store, at the store. There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats, At the Quartermaster’s store. Chorus My eyes are dim, I cannot see. I have not brought my specks with me. [Repeat.] Mice . . . running through the rice. Snakes . . . as big as garden rakes. Beans . . . as big as submarines. Gravy . . . enough to float the navy. Cakes . . . that give us tummy ache. Eggs . . . with scaly chicken legs. Butter . . . running in the gutter. Lard . . . they sell it by the yard. Bread . . . in great big lumps like lead.

Cheese . that made you want to sneeze. Boars . . . knocking down the doors. Soot . . . they grow it by the foot. Goats . . . eating all the oats Bees . . . with little knobby knees. Owls . . . shredding paper towels. Apes . . . eating all the grapes. Turtles . . . wearing rubber girdles. Bear . . . with curlers in its hair. Ants . . . wearing fancy pants Foxes . . . stuffed in cardboard boxes. Coke . . . enough to make you choke. Roaches . . . sleeping in the coaches. Flies . . . swarming ‘round the pies. Fishes . . . washing all the dishes. Moths . . . eating through the cloths Scouts . . . eating brussel sprout

12 Ging Gang Gooli Ging gang gooli gooli gooli watcha, ging gang goo, ging gang goo. [Repeat.] Heyla, heyla sheyla, heyla sheyla heyla ho. [Repeat.] Shali walli, shali walli, shali walli, shali walli, Oompha, Oompah . . . Sing as a round, with one group continuing with the “Oompah” and another singing the song again from the beginning then switch. 13 Alice the Camel Alice the camel has 10 humps, Alice the camel has 10 humps Alice the camel has 10 humps, so go, Alice, GO!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. [Continue with 9, 8, 7 . . . humps, until . . . ] Alice the camel has no humps, Alice the camel has no humps Alice the camel has no humps, ‘cause Alice is a HORSE!! 14 Bingo Was His Name-o There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o’ B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and Bingo was his name-o. Sing song through six times, the first time just spelling out the name BINGO; second time, clap the ‘B’ and spell out the last four letters; third time, clap the ‘B’ and the ‘I’ and spell out the last three letters; etc., until all five letters are clapped out.

15 Goin’ On a Lion Hunt [Audience echoes each line and sets up clap/lap-slapping rhythm.] Goin’ on a lion hunt. Goin’ to catch a big one. I’m not afraid. Look, what’s up ahead? Mud! Can’t go over it. Can’t go under it. Can’t go around it. Must go through it. [Make sloshing sounds and move hands as if slogging.] Sticks. [Snap fingers.] Tree. [Make gestures climbing up and down.] Gate. [Make gate-opening gestures.] River. [Make swimming gestures.] Cave. [Go in it and find lion. Reverse all motions quickly to get home.] 16 Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. And eye and ears and a mouth and a nose. Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Touch the appropriate body part each time it’s mentioned. Second time: don’t say the word ‘head’ aloud, but still touch it. Each verse thereafter, add another body part that you touch but don’t mention aloud. 17 Found a Peanut [Tune: Clementine] Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now. Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut just now. Continue in the same manner with: 2. It was rotten, . . . 3. Ate it anyway, . . . 4. Got sick, . . . 5. Called the doctor, . . . 6. Had surgery, . . . 7. Died anyway, . . . 8. Went to heaven, . . . 9. Kicked an angel, . . . 10.Went the other way, . . . 11.Found a peanut, . . . 12.Threw it away, . . . 18 Boom Chicka Boom (leader sings line, everyone repeats) I said boom chicka-boom! I said boom chicka-boom! I said booma-chicka-rocka-chicka-rocka-chicka-boom! Uh huh! Oh yeah! One more time... (use different sounds... underwater, opera, loud, soft, etc.)

19 There Was An Old Woman Verse 1 There was an old woman Who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she’ll die. Verse 2 There was an old woman Who swallowed a spider, Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she’ll die. Verse 3 There was an old woman

Who swallowed a bird. How absurd! to swallow a bird. She swallowed the bird To catch the spider Who wriggled and jiggled and tickled Inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed that fly. Perhaps she’ll die. 4. Cat…Fancy that 5. Dog...What a hog! 6. Goat...Just opened her throat 7. Cow...I don’t know how 8. Horse...She’s dead of course (that ends the song)

20 Tim The Toad (Tune: Oh, Christmas Tree) Oh Tim the toad oh Tim the toad Why are you lying in the road? Did you not see the car go by? The one that came and made you die Oh Tim the toad oh Tim the toad Why are you lying in the road? Oh Cam the cow, Oh Cam the cow Why are you on my plate right now? Did you not see the butcher’s knife? The one that came and took your life Oh Cam the cow, Oh Cam the cow Why are you on my plate right now? Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish Why are you on my sushi dish? Did you not see the Chinese dude? The one who came and made you food Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish Why are you on my sushi dish?

Oh Sid the snake, Oh Sid the snake Why are you floating in the lake? Did you not see the power boat? The one that came and slit your throat Oh Sid the snake, Oh Sid the snake Why are you floating in the lake? Oh Bob the rat, Oh Bob the rat Why are you in my burger bap? When you fell in the mince machine The blades of death you must have seen? Oh Bob the rat, Oh Bob the rat Why are you in my burger bap? Oh Shaun the sheep, Oh Shaun the sheep Why are you lying in the deep? Far out at sea when you jumped in You must have known that sheep can’t swim Oh Shaun the sheep, Oh Shaun the sheep Why are you lying in the deep.

21 Chestnut Tree Under the spreading chestnut tree, where I held you on my knee. We’ll be happy as can be; neath the spreading chestnut tree. The first time through, sing the words as written. The second time, omit the word “tree” and instead imitate treebranches with upward and outward hand motions. The next time, also omit “nut” and tap the top of the head. Then, omit “chest” but pat the chest. Then, omit “spreading” and instead spread hands apart, etc. [Replace “happy” with a scowl and growl.] At the finish, almost half the song will be gestures.

22 Do Your Ears Hang Low? [Tune: Turkey in the Straw, refrain] Do your ears hang low, do they waggle to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them is a bow? Can you throw them o’re your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears hang low? Do your ears stick out, can you waggle them about? Can you flap them up and down as you fly around the town? Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore? Do your ears stick out? Do your ears stick out? Do your ears stand high, do they reach up to the sky? Do they hang down when they’re wet, do they stand up when they’re dry? Can you semaphore your neighbor with the minimum of labor? Do your ears stand high? Do your ears stand high? 23 If It’s Raining [Tune: if your happy and you know it] If it’s raining and you know it clap your hands (twice). [Repeat.] If it’s raining and you know it then your clothes will surely show it. If it’s raining and you know it clap your hands (twice). If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet (twice). [Repeat.] If the mud is only knee deep, and you wish that it were hip deep, If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet (twice). If the wind is really blowing, shake your head (twice). [Repeat.] If the wind is really blowing, and your permanent is going, If the wind is really blowing, shake your head (twice). If the temperature is falling, rub your hands. [Repeat.] If the temperature is falling, and your spirits are appalling, If the temperature is falling, rub your hands. 24 Who’ll Come A-Scouting [Tune: Waltzing Matilda] Once a mighty soldier, beloved by his fellow men, Under the shade of the flag of the free, Took some youth and trained them, Taught them to be brave and true, Who’ll come a-Scouting, a-Scouting with me. Chorus Keep on a-working, never a-shirking, Carry out the rules as you know them to be, And we’ll sing as we put our shoulders and our brains to work, Who’ll come a-Scouting, a-Scouting with me. Soon the little band grew, swelling to great number, Through other countries, one, two, three; Then around the world it spread, stronger, ever stronger, Who’ll come a-Scouting, a-Scouting with me. Chorus Keep on praying, keep on saying, If we work hard enough, then we’ll stay free. And we’ll sing as we put our shoulders and our brains to work, Who’ll come a-Scouting, a-Scouting with me.

25 My Hat It Has Three Corners My hat it has three corners, Three corners has my hat, And had it not three corners, It would not be my hat. The first time, sing all the words. The second time, touch the top of the head instead of saying the word, “hat.” The third time, also hold up three fingers instead of saying the word, “three.” The fourth time, keep all the previous actions and hold up an elbow instead of saying the word, “corners.” 26 One Finger, One Thumb One finger, one thumb, one hand, keep moving [repeat twice] And we’ll all be happy again! One finger, one thumb, one hand, two hands keep moving [repeat 2 more times.] And we’ll all be happy again! With each new verse, add the following in succession: 3. One arm; 4. Two arms; 5. One leg; 6. Two legs; 7. Stand up-sit down; 8. [Stand up] Turn around [Sit down]. 27 Lions and Tigers and Bears [Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home] When lions are roaming on the plain, hurrah, hurrah. [Repeat.] When lions are roaming on the plain, we fall on our knees and pray for rain. Chorus And we all go running up to the hills to get out of theirway,Hey, hey, hey. When tigers go stalking in the wood, . . . All creatures do what they know they should. When bears are growling loud and long, . . . Everyone flees but the young and the strong. When rhinos go marching to the lake, . . . Trees do bend and the ground does shake. 28 When You Wore A Tulip When you wore a tulip, a bright yellow tulip, And I wore a big red rose; When you caressed me, it was then heaven blessed me, What a blessing no one knows. You made life cheery when you called me “dearie,” ‘Twas down where the blue grass grows. Your lips were sweeter than julep, when you wore that tulip, And I wore a big red rose. 29 Grand old Duke of York The grand old duke of York He had ten thousand men He marched them up to the top of the hill And he marched them down again And when they were up they were up And when they were down they were down And when they were only half-way up They were neither up nor down! OR

The noble Captain Kirk, He had 500 men. He beamed them up to the Enterprise, And he beamed down again. And when they’re up, they’re up, And when they’re down, they’re down, And when they’re only halfway up, They’re nowhere to be found

30 Lydia Pinkham Chorus So Let us drink-a, drink-a, drink, ToLydia Pinkham, Pinkham, Pink. The savior of the human race. She invented a vegetable compound Most efficacious in every case. Here’s a story, a little bit gory, A little bit happy, a little sad. Of Lydia Pinkham and her vegetable compound, And how it drove her to the bad. My brother Bob, he was quite a slob, He used to drool all over town. ‘Til they gave him vegetable compound, And in a week he almost drowned. Johnny Hammer, had a terrible stammer. He could barely say a word. So they gave him vegetable compound, Now he’s seen but never heard.

Oh, Uncle Paul, he was so small. He was the shortest man in town. ‘Til they rubbed him with vegetable compound, Now he weighs but half a pound. A lady named Gwen had no children. She was barren we did fear. ‘Til they gave her vegetable compound, Now she delivers twice a year. Ebenezer thought he was Julius Caesar, So they put him in a home. There they gave him vegetable compound, Now he’s emperor of Rome. Poor Lydia died and went to heaven. All the church bells they did ring. But she took along her vegetable compound, Hark, how the Angels sing!

Lydia Pinkham (1819-1883) was an American proprietor who claimed that her Vegetable Compound, a blend of herbs and 18% alcohol, could cure any “female complaint” from nervous prostration to a prolapsed uterus. Although its therapeutic effects were never substantiated by medical proof, her product gained popularity among women, many of whom hesitated to consult male physicians about female problems.” In the 1920s, federal regulations caused both the product’s claims and its alcohol content to be reduced. 31 There’s a Hole In My Bucket There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole. Well fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry Well fix it, dear Henry, well fix it. With what shall fix it, . . . The straw is too long, . . . Well cut it, . . . With what shall I cut it, . . ? With an axe, . . . The axe is too blunt, . . . Then sharpen it, . . . With what shall I sharpen it, . . ? With a stone, . . .. The stone is too dry, . . . Then wet it, . . . With what shall I wet it, . . ? With water, . . .. In what shall I fetch it, . . ? With a bucket, . . . There’s a hole in my bucket, . .

32 Tie Me Kangaroo Down (The first verse is almost spoken or narrated) There’s an old Australian stockman - lying, dying... And he gets himself up onto one elbow And turns to his mates who are all gathered around And he says.... I’m going, Blue; this you gotta do, I’m not gonna pull through, Blue, so this you gotta do . . . (Chorus) Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down. Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down. Watch me wallabies feed, mate Watch me wallabies feed. They’re a dangerous breed, mate So, watch me wallabies feed. (Chorus) Let me wombats go loose, Bruce, Let me wombats go loose. They’re of no further use, Bruce, So let me wombats go lose. (Chorus) Keep me cockatoo cool, curl Keep me cockatoo cool. Don’t go actin’ the fool, curl Just keep me cockatoo cool. (Chorus) Take me koala back, Jack Take me koala back. He lives somewhere out on the track, Mack So, take me koala back. (Chorus) Mind me platypus duck, Bill Mind me platypus duck. Don’t let him go running amuck, Bill Just, mind me platypus duck. (Chorus) Play your digeridoo, Blue Play your digeridoo. (Dying) Like, keep playing it ‘til I shoot through, Blue Play your digeridoo. (Chorus) Tan me hide when I’m dead, Fred Tan me hide when I’m dead. So, we tanned his hide, when he died, Clyde And that’s it hangin’ on the shed.

33 There Ain't no Flies on Us There ain't no flies on us! There ain't no flies on us! There may be flies on some of you guys, But there ain't no flies on us! Other group will respond with : Oh yeah?? There ain't no bugs on us! There ain't no bugs on us! There may be bugs on some of your mugs, But there ain't no bugs on us! 34 On Top Of A Pizza On top of a pizza, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table and on to the floor. And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door. It rolled into the street And there it was smashed. And now my poor meatball is a pile of hash. So, when you eat pizza all covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball, whenever you sneeze. 35 Waltzing Matilda Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong, Under the shade of a coolibah tree, And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me, And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled,You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me. Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong, Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee, And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tuckerbag You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me, And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tuckerbag, You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me. Up rode the squatter mounted on his thoroughbred, Down came the troopers - one, two, three, Whose that jolly jumbuck you’ve got in your tuckerbag? You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me, Whose that jolly jumbuck you’ve got in your tuckerbag? You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me. Up jumped the swagman, and sprang into the billabong, You’ll never catch me alive said he, And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me. Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me, And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong, You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me.

36 Waltzing Matilda -- An Older Version Oh, There was once a swagman camped in a billabong Under the shade of a coolabah tree And he sang as he looked at his old billy boiling “Who’ll come a Waltzing Matilda with me? Who’ll come a Waltzing Matilda, my darling, Who’ll come a Waltzing Matilda with me Waltzing Matilda and leading a water-bag Who’ll come a Waltzing Matilda with me. Down came a jumbuck to drink at the water hole Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him in glee And he sang as he stuffed him away in his tuckerbag “You’ll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.” (Repeat Chorus) Down came the squatter, a riding on his thoroughbred Down came policemen, One, two and three “Whose is the jumbuck you’ve got in your tuckerbag You’ll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.” (Repeat Chorus) But the swagman, he up and he jumped in the water hole Drowning himself by the Coolabah tree And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the billibong “Who’ll come a Waltzing Matilda with me?” (Repeat Chorus)

37 Pizza Hut A Pizza Hut a Pizza Hut Kentuckey Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut A Pizza Hut a Pizza Hut Kentuckey Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut McDonald McDonalds Kentuckey Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

38 Yogi Bear (Tune to camptown races) I've got a friend that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi, I've got a friend that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear, I've got a friend that you don't know, Yogi, Yogi Bear,

Yogi has a little friend, Boo-boo, Boo-boo, Yogi has a little friend, Boo-boo, Boo-boo Bear, Boo-boo, Boo-boo Bear, Boo-boo, Boo-boo Bear, Yogi has a little friend, Boo-boo, Boo-boo Bear,

Yogi has a girlfriend too, Cindy, Cindy,

Yogi has a girlfriend too, Cindy, Cindy Bear, Cindy, Cindy Bear, Cindy, Cindy Bear, Yogi has a girlfriend too, Cindy, Cindy Bear,

Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger, Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith, Ranger, Ranger Smith, Ranger, Ranger Smith, Yogi has an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith,

They all live in Jellystone, Jelly, Jelly, They all live in Jellystone, Jelly, Jellystone, Jelly, Jellystone, Jelly, Jellystone, They all live in Jellystone, Jelly, Jellystone

39 Twelve days of camping[Tune: The twelve days of Christmas] On the first day of camping Akela gave to me. A scrub brush for the latrine 2 dirty dixies 3 logs to chop 4 knives and forks 5 patrol tents 6 leaky buckets

7 smelly socks 8 rusty saws 9 muddy boots 10 burned fingers 11 happy parents 12 tired Cubs

40 Row Your Boat Row, Row, Row your boat, Gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a dream.

Row, Row, Row your boat, Gently down the stream Throw Akela overboard, And listen to her scream. [SCREAM]

Row, Row, Row your boat, Underneath the stream Ha ha tricked you, Mine’s a submarin

41 The Bomb The bomb went rolling down the street, Parlez-vous The bomb went rolling down the street, Parlez-vous The bomb went rolling down the street, Knocked a copper off his feet Inkey, Pinkey, Parlez-vous! The copper got out his rusty whistle, Parlez-vous The copper got out his rusty whistle, Parlez-vous The copper got out his rusty whistle, The bomb went rolling onto Bristol Inkey, Pinkey, Parlez-vous! The people of Bristol were at a dance, Parlez vous The people of Bristol were at a dance, Parlez vous The people of Bristol were at a dance, The bomb went rolling off to France! Inkey, Pinkey, Parlez-vous! The people of France were not at home, Parlez vous The people of France were not at home, Parlez vous The people of France were not at home, The bomb went rolling on to Rome Inkey, Pinkey, Parlez-vous! The Julius Caesar was drinking gin, Parlez vous The Julius Caesar was drinking gin, Parlez vous The Julius Caesar was drinking gin, He opened his mouth and the bomb went in Inkey, Pinkey, Parlez-vous! BANG! 42 five Little Speckled Frogs 5 little speckled frogs Sitting on a speckled log Eating some most delicious flies (Yum yum!) One jumped into the pool Where it was nice and cool Then there were only 4 small frogs... 4 little speckled frogs

43 The Penguin Song Have you ever seen a penguin come to tea? If you look you'll see a penguin just like me. Penguins Alert! Penguins Begin! Right Arm... Have you ever seen a penguin come to tea? If you look you'll see a penguin just like me. Penguins Alert!Penguins Begin! Right Arm... Left Arm... Have you ever seen a penguin come to tea? If you look you'll see a penguin just like me. Verse 3: Right Leg... Verse 4: Left Leg... Verse 5: Nod your head... Verse 6: Turn around... Verse 7: Touch the ground! 44 Froggy Went a Courtin Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh Frog went a courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh Frog went a courtin' and he did ride With a sword and a pistol by his side, uh-huh uh-huh, oh yeah. He rode right up to Miss Mousie's door, Gave three loud raps, and a very big roar, He said, "Miss Mouse, will you marry me? And oh so happy we will be, "Not without Uncle Rat's consent", "Would I marry the President,"

Uncle Rat, he went downtown To buy his niece a wedding gown Where shall the wedding supper be? Way down yonder in the hollow tree, The first to come in was a bumble bee With a big bass fiddle on his knee Next to come in was the big black snake, He gobbled down the wedding cake Little bit of biscuit on the shelf If you want anymore you can sing it yourself,

45 Oh Ye Cannae Push Yer Granny Off a Bus (Tune: She'll be Comin Round the Mountain) Oh ye cannae push yer Granny off a bus, Oh ye cannae push yer granny off a bus, Oh ye cannae push yer Granny 'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy, Oh ye cannae push yer Granny off a bus! Oh my Granny wears a awf'y scratchy vest (scratch scratch) Oh my Granny wears a awf'y scratchy vest (scratch scratch) Oh my Granny wears a scratchy, Granny wears a scratchy, Granny wears an awf'y scratchy vest (scratch, scratch) Other Verses • Oh my Grannys got an awful runny nose (sniff, sniff, etc) • Oh we'll all go round to Granny's for our tea (Hello Granny, etc ) • Oh my Granny eats her porridge wi' a fork (slurp, slurp etc ) • Oh my grannys always giving me a kiss (kiss, kiss) • Ye can shove yer other Granny off a bus, 'Cos she's yer Daddy's mammy

46 Oranges and Lemons Oranges and lemons, Say the bells of St. Clement’s. You owe me five farthings, Say the bells of St. Martin’s. When will you pay me? Say the bells of Old Bailey. When I grow rich, Say the bells of Shoreditch. When will that be? Say the bells of Stepney. I’m sure I don’t know, Says the great bell at Bow. Here comes a candle to light you to bed, Here comes a chopper to chop off your head 47 Down By The Bay Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say "Did you ever see a fly Wearing a tie?" Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say "Did you ever see a bear Combing his hair?" Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say "Did you ever see a moose Kissing a goose?" Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go

For if I do My mother will say "Did you ever see a whale With a polka dot tail?" Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say "Did you ever see a llama Wearing pajamas?" Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow Back to my home I dare not go For if I do My mother will say "Have you ever heard a song Which went on to long?" FOX in a cardboard box SHARK dancing in the dark CAT in a big tall hat MOOSE with it’s front tooth loose COW with a green eyebrow ETC ETC

48 Everywhere We Go - repeating song Everywhere we go People wanna know Who we are Where we come from So we tell them We’re 3rd Poole And were from Dorset Sunny sunny Dorset And if they can’t hear us We’ll shout a little louder Repeat louder each time, the first verse is repeating the leader and the second is in unison. The last time through yell you must be deaf instead of "we’ll shout a little louder".

49 We Are The Boys Who Make No Noise The title is the song lyrics just start off quiet and then get louder and mix it up a bit if you like.

50 She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountains She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes. (Toot Toot!) She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes. (Toot Toot!) She’ll be coming ’round the mountain, She’ll be coming ’round the mountain, She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes. (Toot Toot!) 2. She’ll be driving six white horses when she comes. (Whoa back!) 3. Oh, we’ll all go out to meet her when she comes. (Hi babe!) 4. Oh, we’ll kill the old red rooster when she comes. (Hack hack!) 5. Oh, we’ll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes. (Yum Yum!) 6. She’ll have to sleep with Granny when she comes. (Snore Snore!) 7. So Tell me do you know whose coming round. (What What?)

51 The Fox Oh the fox went out on a chilly night, prayed for the moon to give him light. He had many a mile to go that night before he reached the town-o, town-o, town-o. He had many a mile to go that night before he reached the town-o. So he ran ‘til he came to a great big pen, where the ducks and the geese were kept therein. He said “One of you is going to grease my chin before I leave this town-o, etc. [Repeat with just one ‘town-o.’] He grabbed a duck by the neck, swung a goose over his back. He didn’t mind the ‘quack, quack, quack’ and the legs all dangling down-o, etc. [Repeat with just one ‘down-o.’] Well old mother flipper-flopper jumped out of bed, out the window she popped her head. She cried, “John, John, the gray goose is gone! And the fox is on the town-o, etc. [Repeat with just one ‘town-o.’] So John, he ran to the top of the hill, blew his whistle so loud and shrill. Fox, he said, “I better flee with my kill or they’ll soon be on my trail-o” etc. [Repeat with just one ‘trail-o.’] Well, he ran ‘til he came to his cozy den, there were the little ones - eight, nine ten. They said, “Daddy, better go back again ‘cause it must be a might fine town-o, etc. [Repeat with just one ‘town-o.’] Then the fox and his wife, without any strife, cut up the goose with a fork and a knife. They never has such a supper in their life and the little one chewed on the bones-o, etc. [Repeat with just one ‘bones-o.’]

52What shell we do with a drunken sailor ( 3 verses to go between the first and fifth verse) What shell we do with a drunken sailor?(x3) Er-lie in the morning? Hoo-ray and up she rises,(x3) Er-lie in the morning. Give him the hair o' the dog that bit him Put him in the long boat 'till he's sober Give him the food that cookie made up Pull out the plug and wet him all over Put him in scuppers with a deck pump on him Heave him by the leg in a running bowlin' Take him and shake him and try to awake him

Tie him to the taffrail with the yard-arm under Put him in the bilge and make him drink it Shave his belly with a rusty razor, Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts some flippers Put 'im in bed with the Captain's daughter Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end. Give 'im a dose of salt and water Send him to the crow's nest till he falls down, Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun. Turn him over and drive him windward

ADD FOR THE 5th VERSE That's what we do with a drunken sailor 53 There Was a Moose Campfire Leader: There was a moose Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: And he drank a lot of juice Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: There was a moose Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: And he drank a lot of juice Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh Company: Way oh, way oh Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, Way oh Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: The moose’s name was Fred Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: He liked to drink his juice in bed Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: The moose’s name was Fred Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: He liked to drink his juice in bed Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh

Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: He drank his juice with care Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: But he got it in his hair Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: He drank his juice with care Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: But he got it in his hair Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh Company: Repeat Campfire Leader: Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh Company: Repeat

54 Boogie Woogie Washer Woman Way down the woods where nobody goes, There's a boogie-woogie washer woman washing her clothes, Scrub, scrub, here, scrub, scrub, there, Scrub those stains right out of there! She goes: scrub, scrub, a-boogie, a-woogie, Scrub, scrub and a-boogie some more... She goes: scrub, scrub, a-boogie, a-woogie, Just a boogie-woogie washer woman washing her clothes! Yeah!

There's a boogie-woogie washer woman drying her clothes, There's a boogie-woogie washer woman ironing her clothes, There's a boogie-woogie washer woman folding her clothes,

55 Jaws Baby Jaws, doot doot doot do Mama Jaws, doot doot doot do Papa jaws, doot doot doot do Giant jaws, doot doot doot do Pretty lady, doot doot doot do In the water, doot doot doot do Shark attack, doot doot doot do No more lady, doot doot doot do

56 Ten in the Bed There was ten in the bed, and the little one said, roll over roll over, So they all rolled over and one fell out, and banged his head and began to shout, Please remember, to tie a knot in my pyjamas. Single beds are only made for... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 Repeat over and over dropping one number each time around until there's no one left in bed.

57 I’m a Little Beaver (Tune: I’m a little teapot) I’m a little beaver short and stout Here’s my tail and here’s my snout If you pull my tail you’ll hear me shout Hey I’m a Beaver, CUT THAT OUT! 58 The Tree Toad (Tune: Auld Lang Syne) A tree toad loved a fair she toad That lived up in a tree; She was a fair three-toed tree toad But a two-toed toad was he. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The she toad’s friendly nod; For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. Now three-toed tree toads have no care For two-toed tree toad love, But the two-toed tree toad fain would share A tree home up above. In vain the two-toed tree toad tried; He couldn’t please her whim. In her tree toad bower with veto power, The she toad vetoed him !

59 Sunshine Mountain Were climbing up the sunshine mountain Where the little birdies go tweet tweet tweet Were climbing up the sunshine mountain Faces all a glow(Everyone) all a glow Were climbing up the sunshine mountain You and I (Pick someone to climb with you) 60 Way Over the Irish Sea When I was one, I had just begun The day I boarded a pirate ship and the captain said to me, “We’re going this way, that way, forward and backwards over the Irish Sea. A bottle of Coke to soothe my throat, and that’s the life for me”. Da, da, dum; da, da, dum . . . When I was two, I tied my shoe . . . When I was three, I bumped my knee . . . When I was four, I shut the door . . . When I was five, I was still alive . . . When I was six, I gathered sticks . . . When I was seven, I was almost in heaven . . . When I was eight, I closed the gate . . . When I was nine, I was feeling fine . . . When I was ten, I started over again . . . 61 The Ants Go Marching [Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home] The ants go marching one by one. Hurrah! Hurrah! The ants go marching one by one. Hurrah! Hurrah! The ants go marching one by one. The little one stops to suck his thumb. And they all go marching down, To the ground, to get out of the rain. Boom! Boom! Boom! (other verses) two by two tie his shoe three by three climb a tree four by four shut the door five by five take a dive six by six pick up sticks seven by seven pray to heaven eight by eight shut the gate nine by nine check the time ten by ten say "The End" 62 Frogs Go Pop (tune: The Old Gray Mare) We all know frogs go POP in the microwave, POP in the microwave, POP in the microwave, We all know frogs go POP in the microwave, When you turn it on. We all know frogs go SQUELCH when you step on them, SQUELCH when you step on them, SQUELCH when you step on them,

We all know frogs go SQUELCH when you step on them, So better wipe your shoes. We all know frogs go WHIZZ in the blender, WHIZZ in the blender, WHIZZ in the blender, We all know frogs go WHIZZ in the blender, When you turn it ooooonnnnnnnnn!

63 King Of The Camp(tune: King of the Road) Flies, bugs, and bumblebees, Chigger bites on my knees; Band-aides from head to toes, Gotta sunburn on my nose; I’ve got sand in the food I eat, I’ve got blisters on both my feet; I’m in pain but I can’t complain, I’M KING OF THE CAMP!

The parents bring their kids to stay Here until Labor Day! When they become a drag, I give them a plastic bag; I’ve got cuts, bruises, and some bumps, Chicken pox, and the mumps; I’ve got ulcers just because, I’M KING OF THE CAMP! Meanwhile, back at the pool, Water is nice and cool; Kids splashing all around While I teach ‘em how to drown. I lose more brats that way, I lose some in the woods each day; I’m a bitter babysitter, I’M KING OF THE CAMP! 64 The Scouting Song (To the tune of when I’m 64) First at the scout hall where I would meet the rest of my troop Play a game or two and then it’s time to learn What’s a bowline what’s a half turn Upset the leaders just as I go, then walk out the door My parents just leave me, the leaders will feed me And my IQ’s 64 Sailing a laser out in the bay winds at gale force 4 Pull the tiller over get the jib in tight Cap the boat give the leaders a fright Then back to the scout hall all dry and warm Who could ask for more? My parents just leave me, the leaders will feed me And my IQ’s 64 Out on the camp site all grey and dull, as it should always be Do some pioneering and a wide game to Eat your lunch and go to the loo Insult the leaders about there hair Press-ups on the floor My parents just leave me, the leaders will feed me And my IQ’s 64

65 The Happy Wanderer I love to go a-wandering, Along the mountain track, And as I go, I love to sing, My knapsack on my back. Chorus: Val-deri,Val-dera, Val-deri, Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Val-deri,Val-dera. My knapsack on my back. I love to wander by the stream That dances in the sun, So joyously it calls to me, "Come! Join my happy song!"

I wave my hat to all I meet, And they wave back to me, And blackbirds call so loud and sweet From ev'ry green wood tree. High overhead, the skylarks wing, They never rest at home But just like me, they love to sing, As o'er the world we roam. Oh, may I go a-wandering Until the day I die! Oh, may I always laugh and sing, Beneath God's clear blue sky

66 My Name is Joe Hello! My name is Joe, And I work in a button factory. I have a house, a dog and a family. One day, my boss came up to me And said, "Hey, Joe, are you busy?" And I said, "No”. So He said, "Push this button with your right hand." (Pretend to press a button) While continuing the motions, repeat the poem adding, in turn, left hand, right foot, left foot, head, bum, and tongue. After tounge, the answer to the question is an emphatic "YES!" 67 The Motorcycle Policeman’s Got a Puncture in his Tyre (Tune: The Battle Hymn of the Republic / John Brown’s Body) The motor cycle policeman’s got a puncture in his tyre The motorcycle policeman’s got a puncture in his tyre The motorcycle policeman’s got a puncture in his tyre So he mended it with chewing gu-u-um Chewy chewy chewy cheww eey Chewy chewy chewy cheww eey Chewy chewy chewy cheww eey And he mended it with chewing gu-u-um The tune to this is John Brown’s body. Each time it is sung through, a word is dropped out and replaced with a sound and an action as follows :- The motor cycle - vroom vroom (like revving the throttle on a motorbike) Policeman – nick nick ( make hand like a duck’s beak, open & close it, on head) Puncture – hissssss (pointy/stabby motion with index finger) Tyre – high pitched wooooooo (each hand points out half a circle in front of you) Chewing – (like you’re stretching the gum from your mouth)

68 Cecil the Caterpillar This item is spoken not sung usually in a silly voice. Cecil is a caterpillar. Cecil is my FRIEND! The last time I saw Cecil, he was THIS big.(average-sized caterpillar) I said "Good morning Cecil. What have you been doing today?" and Cecil said "I've been eating a bit of cabbage leaf." Cecil is a caterpillar. Cecil is my FRIEND! The last time I saw Cecil, he was THIS big. (slightly larger caterpillar) I said "Good morning Cecil. What have you been doing today?" and Cecil said "I've eaten a WHOLE cabbage leaf." Cecil is a caterpillar. Cecil is my FRIEND! The last time I saw Cecil, he was THIS big. (even larger caterpillar) I said "Good morning Cecil. What HAVE you been doing today?" and Cecil said "I've eaten a WHOLE CABBAGE!" Cecil is a caterpillar. Cecil is my FRIEND! The last time I saw Cecil, he was THIS big. (a larger caterpillar still...) I said "Good morning Cecil. What HAVE you been doing today?" and Cecil said "I've eaten a whole ROW of cabbages!" Continue with Cecil eating his way through a field of cabbages, all the cabbages on the farm, in the county, country, world and finally universe, and growing each time, to arms' length etc. and finally the full width of the campfire circle, indicated by the storyteller running "from HERE to HERE!" Cecil is a caterpillar. Cecil is my FRIEND! The last time I saw Cecil, he was THIS big.(Indicate a normal, little caterpillar size.)I said "Good morning Cecil. What HAVE you been doing today?" and Cecil said "I've been sick.......!"

69 My Stomach Has Had It[Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean] My breakfast lies over the ocean, My dinner lies over the sea, My stomach is in a commotion, Don’t mention my supper to me. Bring back, bring back, Oh bring Back my bucket to me, to me . . . I really felt rotten this morning, They tell me I really looked pale, My stomach gave adequate warning, To lean far out over the rail. The sound of a stomach in motion, A murmuring noise inside me, I looked down and there on the water, Was breakfast and dinner and tea.

70 The Worm This item is spoken not sung and usually has silly actions to it. The Red parts are the parts that the leader sais and the black words the troop repeat. Pick up a worm Pick up a worm Look at the worm Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Lick the worm Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Lick the worm Bite the worm Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Lick the worm Bite the worm Chooooooow the worm Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Lick the worm Bite the worm Chooooooow the worm Swallow the worm

Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Lick the worm Bite the worm Chooooooow the worm Swallow the worm A pooooooooooooo Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Lick the worm Bite the worm Chooooooow the worm Swallow the worm A pooooooooooooo Tread on the worm Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Lick the worm Bite the worm Chooooooow the worm Swallow the worm A pooooooooooooo Tread on the worm Kick the worm Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Lick the worm Bite the worm Chooooooow the worm Swallow the worm A pooooooooooooo Tread on the worm Kick the worm Shoot the worm

Pick up a worm Look at the worm Hello worm Stretch the worm Lick the worm Bite the worm Chooooooow the worm Swallow the worm A pooooooooooooo Tread on the worm Kick the worm Shoot the worm Nuke the worm THE WORM IS DEAD

71 I Had A Little Chicken[Tune turkey in the straw] Well, I had a little chicken And she wouldn't lay an egg So I poured warm water all around her leg And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged And the gosh darn chicken laid a boiled egg! So I poured hot chocolate all around her leg,and the gosh darn chicken laid an Easter egg! So I poured gun powder all around her leg,and the gosh darn chicken laid a hand grenade! So I rubbed some oil up and down her leg,and the gosh darn chicken laid a nice fried egg! So I rubbed some vinegar up and down her leg,and the gosh darn chicken laid a pickled egg! So I poured hot water up and down her leg.And the gosh darn chicken laid a hard boiled egg!

So I poured warm milk up and down his legAnd my little chicken laid a scrambled egg! So I rubbed a dog up and down it’s leg The dam old chicken laid a pouched egg So I rubbed a carrot up and down it’s legThe dam old chicken laid a golden egg So I rubbed (name of a scout) up and down its legThe dam old chicken laid a rotten egg So I rubbed some diamond up and down it’s legThe dam old chicken laid a Faberge egg

72 Music Man I am the music man and I come from down your way And I can play What can you play? I play piano Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Pia-pia-piano, pia-piano Big bass drum Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Triangle Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Trombone um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom

Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Viola vio-vio-viola, viola, viola um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Dam Busters Act like a plane, singing "Dambusters" theme vio-vio-viola, viola, viola um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano

73 Nobby Hall His name was Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall His name was Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall His name was Nobby Hall and he only had one - arm His name was Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall They say he killed his wife, killed his wife, killed his wife They say he killed his wife, killed his wife They say he killed his wife, but it wasn't with a knife They say he killed his wife, killed his wife He went to see his Granny, see his Granny, He went to see his Granny, see his Granny, He went to see his Granny, just to see her hairy - - - head, He went to see his Granny, see his Granny. He went to rob a bank, rob a bank, He went to rob a bank, rob a bank, He went to rob a bank, on the way he had a - - - sandwich, He went to rob a bank, rob a bank. The policeman he came quick, he came quick, The policeman he came quick, he came quick, The policeman he came quick, and he hit him with his - - - truncheon, The policeman he came quick, he came quick. The judge's name was Hunt, name was Hunt, name was Hunt The judge's name was Hunt, name was Hunt The judge's name was Hunt and he was a silly - fool The judge's name was Hunt, name was Hunt The Jury they were crackers, they were crackers, The Jury they were crackers, they were crackers, The Jury they were crackers, they were playing with their - - - pencils, The Jury they were crackers, they were crackers.

The jailer's name was Jock, name was Jock, name was Jock The jailer's name was Jock, name was Jock The jailer's name was Jock and his keys hung from his - belt The jailer' s name was Jock, name was Jock The parson came at last, came at last, came at last The parson came at last, came at last The parson came at last, with his prayer book up his - sleeve The parson came at last, came at last, So they hung poor Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall they hung poor Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall they hung poor Nobby Hall, by his one remaining - arm they hung poor Nobby Hall, Nobby Hall They buried him in a pit, in a pit, in a pit They buried him in a pit, in a pit, in a pit They buried him in a pit, and they filled it in with dirt They buried him in a pit, in a pit

74 Singing in the Rain[Tune: Singin in the rain] We’re singing in the rain, just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling, we’re happy again.

Thumbs up! [Group echoes.] Toot-ta-ta-da, toot-ta-ta-da, toot-DA-DA. [Group echoes.] Add each of the following, in turn:

1 Elbows in 2 Knees bent 3 Toes together 4 Buns back

5 Chest out 6 Chin down 7 Tongue out

75 A Sailor Went To Sea Chorus: A sailor went to sea sea sea To see what he could see see see, But all that he could see see see Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea. Oh, Helen had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. When Helen went to heaven, the steamboat went to - Hello, operator, just give me number nine. If the line is busy, I'll kick your big - Behind the old piano, there was a piece of glass. Helen slipped upon it and hurt her little - Ask me for a muffin, I'll give you some old bread, And if you do not like it, just go and soak your head 76 The Cow Kicked Nellie The cow kicked Nellie in the belly in the barn And the Doctor said it would do no harm So we all kicked Nellie in the belly in the barn Next verse same as the first But a little bit louder a little bit worse 77 Kookaburra Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Merry merry king of the bush is he, Laugh, Kookaburra, Laugh, Kookaburra, Gay your life must be. Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Eating all the gum-drops he can see,

Stop, Kookaburra, Stop, Kookaburra, Leave some there for me. Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Kissing all the monkeys he can see, Stop, Kookaburra, Stop, Kookaburra, That's no monkey, That's ME!

78 The Bear Song Leader: Group, echoing: The other day (The other day) I saw a bear (I saw a bear) A great big bear (A great big bear) A way up there (A way up there) Everyone: The other day I saw a bear a great big bear a way up there. [Continue this pattern throughout the song.] I looked at him And so I ran And so I jumped He looked at me Away from there Into the air I sized up him But right behind But I missed that branch He sized up me Me was that bear A way up there He says to me But ahead of me Now don't you fret Why don't you run There was a tree Now don't you frown I see you ain't A great big tree 'Cause I caught that branch Got any gun Oh, Glory Be! On the way back down I said to him But the lowest branch That's all there is That's a good idea Was ten feet up There ain't no more So come on feet I'd have to trust Unless I meet Let's get out of here My luck to jump That bear once more 79 Have You Ever Gone A-fishing (Tune: Yellow rose of Texas) Have you ever gone a-fishing (casting motions) On a sunny, sunny day? (make circle with arms over heart) With all the little fishies Swimming in the bay? (swimming motions) With their hands in their pockets, (hands in pockets) And their pockets in their pants (hands on back pockets) And all the little fishies Do a hoochey-koochey dance! (use your imagination) (First two lines, wave arms above head and turn around; then gestures as above) Tra-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (2x) With their hands in their pockets, And their pockets in their pants, And all the little fishies Do a hoochey-koochey dance! 80 Iddy biddy froggy Start off by claping your hands and then slapping your knees slowly to get a rythem going Iddy biddy froggy (Scouts repeat) Watching all the spiders and the bugs as they go by (Scouts repeat) Jump, jump, jump little froggy (Scouts repeat) Ummmmm those flies are delicious (Scouts repeat) Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yaaa (Scouts repeat) After each round increase the speed of the clapping a little

81 Woodpecker's song ( sung to to the tune of "Dixie") I put my finger in a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Take it out. take it out, take it out, REMOVE IT." I removed my finger from a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Put it back. put it back. put it back, REPLACE IT." I replaced my finger in a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Turn it around, turn it around, turn it around, REVOLVE IT." I revolved my finger in a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Turn it back, turn it back, turn it back. REVERSE IT." I reversed my finger in a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, In and out, in and out, in and out, RECIPROCATE IT." I reciprocated my finger in a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up. ACCELERATE IT." I accelerated my finger in a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down, RETARD IT." I retarded my finger in a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Leave it in, leave it in, leave it in, RELAX IT," I relaxed my finger in a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out, RETRACT IT." I retracted my finger from a woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Take a whiff, take a whiff, take a whiff, REVOLTING." 82 Coca Cola [tune feara jacqua] Coca Cola, Coca Cola Makes you burp, Makes you burp. Have another bottle, have another bottle. Burp Burp Burp, Burp Burp Burp. 83 Farmyard Carols Split your audience into 3 groups (1, 2 and C) Each group gets a sound. MOO ,QUACK or BAA. You point at a group when you want them to ‘sing’ and get them to do a farm yard version of Good King Wenceslas, or any other tune you want.

84 Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Swing low, sweet chariot, comin’ for to carry me home, Swing low, sweet chariot, comin’ for to carry me home. I looked over Jordan, and what did I see, Comin’ for to carry me home; A band of angels coming after me, Comin’ for to carry me home. Chorus If you get to heaven before I do, Comin’ for to carry me home; Just tell all my friends that I’m a coming too, Comin’ for to carry me home. Chorus I’m sometimes up and sometimes down, Comin’ for to carry me home;

But still my soul feels heavenly bound, Comin’ for to carry me home. Chorus I’ve never been to heaven, but I’ve been told, Comin’ for to carry me home; That the streets in heaven are paved with gold, Comin’ for to carry me home. Chorus

85 Oh dear! What can the matter be Oh dear! What can the matter be, Three old maids got stuck in the lavatory, They were there from Monday to Saturday, And nobody knew they were there. -or- And nobody seemed to care. The first Old Maid was Elizabeth Bender, She went in to fix her suspender, It snapped back, hit her feminine gender, And nobody seemed to care. CHORUS The second Old Maid was Old Ms. Potter, She went in to get rid of superfluous water, She claimed to be the Earl of Chesterfield's Daughter, And nobody seemed to care. CHORUS The third old maid was old Ms. Humpfrey, She sat so long she couldn't get her bum free, She said 'I don't care for I am quite comfy', And nobody knew she was there -or- And nobody seemed to care. CHORUS 86Old MacDonald Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! And on that farm he had a cow, e-i-e-i-ooh! There were tall cows, short cows, short cows, tall cows, Fat cow, thin cow, thin cow, fat cow, Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh! Other verses: Pigs, sheep, ducks, ETC

87 One Man Went To Mow One man went to mow, Went to mow a meadow. One man and his dog Spot bottle of pop, sausage roll, Old Mother Riley had a cow But didn’t know how to milk it. Two men went to mow, Went to mow a meadow, Two men, one man and his dog Spot bottle of pop, sausage roll, Old Mother Riley had a cow But didn’t know how to milk it. Three men went to mow etc… 88 WEE WEE SONG [Tune: Hush little baby] Chorus: Wee wee wee, wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee Wee wee wee, wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee! When I was just a wee-wee tot They took me off my wee-wee cot And put me on my wee-wee pot To see if I could wee or not When they found out I could not, They took me from my wee wee pot. They put me on my wee wee cot, And there I wee weed quite a lot. When they saw what I had done They spanked me on my wee wee bum This just shows that when it's hot Children shouldn't drink a lot! (sung slowly) When I'm old and turning grey I'll only wee wee once a day But now I'm young and in my prime (speed up) I WEE WEE ALMOST ANY TIME!

89 Monkey Song ( Tune: The flying trapese) A monkey eats bananas (Move hands as if peeling a banana.) Like you and me. (Point to people and then yourself.) He swings on a branch (Put fists on top of one another and move them to the side.) And climbs up a tree (Move hands up to show climbing motion.) He scratches himself (Scratch sides of stomach.) And walks on the floors (Bend over and put hands on floor and walk backwards.) Can you do the monkey dance? Oh yes of course. (Do monkey dance by alternating hands and feet and move around.) CommentGo through the song twice. The first time, do the actions listed in the lyrics. The second time, do the monkey dance throughout the song.

90 Hi Ho Captain Jack (Scouts repeat each line after you) Hi Ho Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad tracks With your hiking boots in your hands I'm gonna be your hikin' man Chorus: Go Left, go left your militery left Go-o left, go right, now pick up the steps, go left, go right, go left Hi Ho Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad tracks With your swimming suit in your hands I'm gonna be your swimmin' man (CHORUS) Hi Ho Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad tracks With your basketball in your hands Im gonna be your slam-dunkin' man (CHORUS)

Hi Ho Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad tracks With your fishing pole in your hands I'm gonna be your fishin'man (CHORUS) Hi Ho Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad tracks With your pizza in your hands I'm gonna be your delivery man (CHORUS)

91 The Court of King Caractacus This is one guaranteed to impress your audience if you can keep breathing right the way through. It has just one line, which is introduced bit by bit through the song and repeated 4 times per verse. The first verse is :- ‘The ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus were just passing by’ repeated 4 times. This bit is then added to every time around as follows, and the whole thing repeated 4 times per verse. That is why you need lots of breath especially for the last verse. The noses on the faces of ….. The boys who put the powder on …… The fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of….. The last verse, which is not repeated ,is:- Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus…then you’re too late, cos they just…passed…bye! Although this songs was made most famous by the greatest entertainer in the world Rolf Harris (see his website at The Rolf Harris Fan Club Website) he actually got it from a old scout campfire song book. 92 Beaver song Beaver one Beaver all lets all do the beaver call CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE Beaver two Beaver three lets all climb the beaver tree CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE Beaver four beaver five lets all do the beaver jive CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE Beaver six beaver seven lets all go tho beaver heaven CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE Beaver 8 beaver 9 STOP its beaver time GO BEAVER GO BEAVER GO BEAVER Go go go beaver!

93 The Lumberjack song I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing! Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. Oh he's a lumberjack and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars???????

Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra???? Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,

94Airborne Ranger song Two old ladies lying in bed One rolled over to the other and said “I wanna be an Airborne Ranger. Live a life of death and danger. Jump from the big bird in the sky I don’t care if I live or die.” I don’t know but I’ve been told (Name of camp)’s as good as gold. I don’t know but it’s been said Other camps are made of lead. Sound off (1, 2) Sound off (3, 4) Bring it on home now (1,2, 3,4, 1,2…3,4)

95 A Hiking Song (Tune: Pack up your troubles in your old kent bad) Pack up your luncheon in your brown knapsack And hike, hike, hike. Take all you need upon your own strong back Wander where you like. Leave the road to motor cars, The sidewalks to the bikes-but . . . Pack up your luncheon in your brown knapsack And hike, hike, hike.

96 The Saints Go Marching In Oh, when the Saints go marching in, Oh, when the Saints go marching in, Lord, I want to be in that number, When the Saints go marching in. And when the revelation comes. And when the new world is revealed. And when the sun refuse to shine. And when they gather 'round the throne. And on that hallelujah day. And when the Saints go marching in. 97 Botany Bay Farewell to old England forever, Farewell to you numb-skulls as well. And farewell to the well-known Old Bailey Where I always did look such a swell. Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy, Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ay, Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy, And I'll see you in Botany Bay. Now my crime against the whole British Nation Was to take some dry bread one fine day, T'was death, or it was transportation, So they tossed up a coin and sent me away. CHORUS Now there's the Captain, he's our commander, There's the bosun and all of the crew, There's the first and second class passengers, Know what we poor convicts go through. CHORUS Now take warning you Dukes and you Duchesses, Pay close attention to what I say. Just make sure it's you own what you touchesses, Or you'll join us in Botany Bay. CHORUS And I'll see you in Botany Bay

98 God Save the Queen God save our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and Glorious, Long to reign over us; God save the Queen! O Lord our God arise, Scatter her enemies And make them fall; Confound their politics, Frustrate their knavish tricks, On Thee our hopes we fix, Oh, save us all! Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour; Long may she reign; May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice, God save the Queen! Not in this land alone, But be God's mercies known, From shore to shore! Lord make the nations see, That men should brothers be, And form one family, The wide world o'er! From every latent foe, From the assassin's blow, God save the Queen! O'er her thine arm extend, For Britain's sake defend, Our mother, prince, and friend, God save the Queen! In love's endearments fond, In wedlock's holy bond, Blest be our Queen.

In her blest progeny, We future Monarchs see, Of England bold and free, God save the Queen! Lord let wars' tempest cease; Fold the whole world in peace Under thy wings. Make all the nations one; All hearts beneath the sun; Till Thou shalt reign alone; Great King of Kings. Lift we both heart and voice With one accord rejoice On this glad day. On our Queen's Jubilee Bend we to God the knee Singing right heartily God save the Queen. God hear our nation's prayer Safe in Thy loving care, Guard Thou our Queen. Ruler of earth and sea, Through all eternity In one blest Jubilee Keep Thou our Queen. Our loved Dominion Bless With peace and happiness From shore to shore And let our Empire be Loyal, united, free, True to herself and thee For evermore. Lord grant that Marshal Wade May by thy mighty aid Victory bring. May he sedition hush, And like a torrent rush, Rebellious Scots to crush. God save the King.

99 Taps - Full Version Fading light dims the sight, And a star gems the sky, gleaming bright. From afar drawing night Falls the night. Day is done, gone the sun, From the lake, from the hills, from the sky; All is well, safely rest; God is nigh. Then good night, peaceful night, Till the light of the dawn shineth bright; God is near, do not fear Friend, good night 100 Kum Ba Yah (Come By Here) Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah! [Repeat twice more.] Oh Lord, kum ba yah! Someone’s sleeping, Lord . . . Someone’s crying, Lord . . . Someone’s singing, Lord . . . Someone’s laughing, Lord . .. Someone’s praying, Lord… Someone’s Scouting, Lord… Book Created By: Stuart Coates