Poetry Collections by Kenn Nesbitt

The Aliens Have Landed at Our School! Paperback If aliens ever visit Earth, they'll definitely want to take this book home with them. No matter what planet you live on, this book is packed with far-out, funny poems guaranteed to give you a galactic case of the giggles!

When the Teacher Isn’t Looking Paperback When the Teacher Isn’t Looking may be the funniest collection of poems about school ever written. This collection of poems by Kenn Nesbitt is sure to have you in stitches from start to finish.

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies Paperback Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is packed with over 45 silly poems and songs. Covering topics from principals skipping school to lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food to the sad saga of a kid who forgot to tie his shoelaces, school has never been so funny.

The Tighty-Whitey Spider Paperback + MP3 Audio Kenn Nesbitt dares to go where no poet has gone before. This collection shines bright with rhymes that are full of jokes, thrills, and surprises. In this collection, Kenn has totally made up over fifty poems involving Acrobatic Cats, Kung Fu Pets, and Chickens on Computers.

The Armpit of Doom Paperback The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more. With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems.

The Biggest Burp Ever Paperback Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever contains seventy more poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and more.

Bigfoot Is Missing! Hardcover Children's Poets Laureate J. Patrick Lewis and Kenn Nesbitt team up to offer a smart, stealthy tour of the creatures of shadowy myth and fearsome legend. Readers may have to look twice—the poems in this book are disguised as street signs, newspaper headlines, graffiti, milk cartons, and more!

More Bears! Hardcover Once upon a time there was a story. It was a lovely story with absolutely NO BEARS in it—not a SINGLE BEAR anywhere. Kenn Nesbitt's picture book debut will have you laughing while shouting "More Bears!" along with the story's disruptive audience. The author keeps adding more and more bears until he gets fed up! The bears ride, dance, surf, and even somersault off the page.

The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World Paperback By the time you are done reading this diabolically clever book, you’ll have entire countries groveling at your feet. Kings and prime ministers will bow before you and beg for mercy. Maybe even cry. Doesn’t that sound insanely fantastic? Of course it does. That’s why I wrote this book. All you have to do is read this book and carefully follow the instructions, and in no time at all you will be laughing maniacally as the world cowers before you.

More books by Kenn Nesbitt

Kiss, Kiss Good Night Hardcover Board Book Snuggle up with this bedtime poem by Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt, about how mommy animals say good night to their little ones. What happens when baby animals need to rest their little heads? Their mothers tuck them into bed, of course! Read along as baby bunnies, lambs, chicks, kittens, and cubs settle down for a good night's sleep while their mommies give them nuzzles, cuddles, and good-night kisses! A lulling, soothing bedtime poem perfect for getting little ones to settle down.

Believe It or Not My Brother Has a Monster Hardcover Uh-oh, this boy's older brother is up to something...he's found a monster, and he's brought him home! Now he's trying to sneak in even more terrifying creatures. What's going to happen when his parents find out? A hilarious, side-splitting cumulative story with a monster twist of an ending from the brilliant minds of Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt and talented illustrator David Slonim.

One Minute Till Bedtime Hardcover Anthology It's time for tuck-in, and your little one wants just one more moment with you--so fill it with something that will feed the imagination, fuel a love of reading, and send them off to sleep in a snap. Reach for a one-minute poem! When the busy day is drawing to a close and the whole family is ready for rest, take a minute for poetry and send your little one off to sleep.