piltdown - anthology of prehistoric tales

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Jon Adams of citycyclops.com

Duane Ballenger of givemethecreeps.com

Dan Boyd of onepoundfire.com

J Chris Campbell of jchriscampbell.com

Scott Ellingburg of silenceisoverrated.blogspot.com

Andrew Davis of andrewpdavis.blogspot.com

Patrick Dean of patrickdeancomics.com

Dustin Harbin of dharbin.com

Justin Gammon of weirdotoys.com

Josh Latta of lattaland.com

Joe Lambert of submarinesubmarine.com

Pat Lewis of lunchbreakcomics.com

Mike Miahack of www.cowshell.com

Brad McGinty of bradmcginty.com

Andy Runton of andyrunton.com

Ben Towle of benzilla.com

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"Piltdown Man", the most notorious hoax in archeological history,was believed to be a form of early human until it was exposed as just a human skull with the jaw of an orangutan.

Pat Lewis

Mike Miahack

Patrick Dean

Justin Gammon

Andy Runton

Jon Adams

Dude, whatare those?

Hey fella, can youhelp me out with

these things?

I’m walking through the jungle headed towards that mountain...

So there I am at fire mountain.

The one where the valley was?

My aunt Jeanette use to live over there.

Before it started shooting fire.

There’s a bunch oflittle pink things all over

that place now.

No the onedown past the dried up river.

The one with the fire and

smoke? Yeah, that’s it-fire mountain!

Some kind of pointy

sticks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

When all of a sudden, POW!

I get bum rushed by 15

little pink guys.

J Chris Campbell

So they start screaming and throwing rocks

and thesepointy things.

I bet you scared the dickens out of those

little guys.

So what did you do?

EWW, that’s gross!

For a Carnivore like me it was just

an appetizer.

Guess what’s for dinner?

I started eating them.

Nope.

They get a couple in me and so I start roaring like

a rabid Spinosaurus.

J Chris Campbell

Joe Lambert

Ben Towle

Josh Latta

Brad McGinty

Dustin Harbin

Andrew Davis

Dan Boyd

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