PHOTOSHOPPING FOR SOME SWAHHHHHGGGGHGHGHGH

By: Dylan Giroux

Doing things The mighty lasso, paper w/ writing, and

unimaginable quantities of swag. Start with this (http://

www.fanpop.com/clubs/michael-myers/images/7420101/title/michael-myers-halloween-2007-photo)

…and this

(http://www.vgmemes.com/doge/)

And end up with this!11!!1!!!one

Or have this… http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=htt

p://www.eureporter.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/o-NSA-PHONE-RECORD-COLLECTION-facebook.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.eureporter.co/magazine/2013/09/01/french-judiciary-launches-preliminary-investigation-into-nsa-spying/&h=1532&w=1536&sz=235&tbnid=-I6OLP1758ptEM:&tbnh=139&tbnw=139&zoom=1&usg=__c55fr3Lazw-Yety25fxXHd2noXc=&docid=oyrtZoJ5NeX40M&sa=X&ei=a_acUq2KA5LboAT9xoDoDQ&ved=0CDAQ9QEwAQ

And this… (http://www.vgmemes.com/doge

/) To end up with this!

Photoshop is also really good for covering up your

wounds in a picture. Kill someone, they resisted, and have to

post your status on Facebook? No worries! (as long as you bought Photoshop)

Pls we ned muney :c

http://www.deviantart.com/art/stab-wound-46218127

Now, a little clone stamp later…

Filters can add an air of fakeness, deliciousness, and

malevolentness to an ordinary picture. (http://

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Fried_Man

) Start with this…

And end, with this…How did I invert this

And, the most difficult to master, the rotate canvas. This one took

me weeks to do quickly, properly, and safely (http

://www.vgmemes.com/doge/)

Compiling several photos together, with a little cloning

as a dipping sauce. http://www.hdwallpaperspot.com/green-fi

eld-wallpapers/

And http://

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Taka_Shiba.jpg AND http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ju

rvetson_-_Shuttle_Endeavour_Blastoff_(by).jpg

With a little elbow grease, perhaps some bacon, and you

can make this!

Gradient Tool can be the most vibrant and mind-messing tool on

Photoshop. Take a look at this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shibe_Inu_Doge_meme.jpg

And now, one gradient tool later…

You receive a colourful, highly nutritious image.

Opacity can create things that are essentially transparent, which is ideal for creating ghosts. http://

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shibe_Inu_Doge_meme.jpg

(From left to right: 100%, 50%, 9%)

Next, we can go from black and white, to colour! Take a look… (I have candy in my van, I promise) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shibe_Inu

_Doge_meme.jpg

Grayscaled

After recolouring

Magic Wand and Inverting can cause dramatic “wat”

moments, as invertion typically causes the selected area to become very weird and/or

scary.http://

rapgenius.com/1585800/Bushido-panamera-flow/Bis-zur-skyline

After:Before:

Blurring can make things blurry, which is useful for posting fake pictures of

mythical monsters. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shibe_Inu_Doge_meme.jpg

Exploding and Flaming text is useful for over-dramatizing

normal, everyday, Breaking Bad references.

Flaming TextExploding Text

Changing Backgrounds can easily provide you with the background you need, given you change it. Look what you can accomplish with a moderate amount effort;

you can have something like this, you know ,making your own

lightning

Also: LENS FLARERERERERERERER

Beautiful…

Bevelling can add a 3-D, chiseled look.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shibe_Inu_Doge_meme.jpg

Symmetree http://www.davey.com/

I AM SO CLEVER

That’s my time for now folks. Remember, use always use Photoshop in

a responsible manner, you know, like adding a certain canine into the picture.