SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!

WHAT THE MESS?

AANK!!!!

OH SNAPS!

UNAUTHORIZED!NO YOU DIDN’T..

Pam had a birthday!!!!!

That’s right, our superstar!!

Let’s see what type of info we

can find out about “Pam”…

• 1. Pamela is usually the craziest of the bunch. quite often has a variety of different laughs, and can perform them all on demand. everybody loves Pamela, the type of person you always want to protect. she is a flamboyant driver. loves make up, clothes and accessories.

Pamela's coming. I can't see her but i can hear her.

• Pamela

The pimpest of the pimp. Everyone wants to be a Pamela. Can conquer anything. Wakes up and pisses excellence. Indulges and rules in all gangstativitiesYour never meet anything above a Pamela, because it doesn't exists.

Man: Pamela you are so amazing. Pamela: I know, i don't know why, it just keeps happening.

4.PaMeLa

sometimes shy but yet the LOUDEST when she walks into a room..you know

what I mean ;]

According to urban dictionary……..According to urban dictionary……..

1.Pam Pams tend to be very outgoing, long haired , funny

people. They can always make you smile and are the kind of friends that you can never get mad at. And of course Pams are the type of people you can tell all your problems to! :]

9. Pam

Valium, or any one of several similar drugs.

(I think it wanted to say crack here...)

10. PAM

The combination of POW + BAM

Urban Dictionary had a lot to say on this wonder of the world…

Let’s take a trip down memory lane to see how many of

those definitions that our dearest Pam has

fulfilled.

McDonalds never knew what was coming

Such a pretty face …

Examples of POW and BAM

You know she is the queen!!! (She won’t let you forget it)

(Hotel!! hahaha )

Loves her Goddaughter!!

It is definitely true that she is easy to love and is loved by all of us!!!

Pam, please enjoy the following messages

from a just a few of the people that feel

blessed to consider you a friend and are

truly lucky to have you in their lives.

Happy Birthday Sweetie, May God continue to fill your life with lots of love, good

health, peace, laughter and many, many blessings!! I thank God for blessing me with such an awesome friend and great memories. I am sure we are going to enjoy many more years of sisterhood together as well as many more kooky moments to add to our memories. Pam, just remember, birthdays are like boogers; the more you have the harder it is to breathe - lol. I love you girl!!

 ~Tootie~

Coca Cola man here would like to thank you for helping him to keep his job by supporting the company with all your purchases.

"When I think of my friend Pam celebrating another Birthday, I am overwhelmed with Joy and Happiness. Although many years and miles separate the last time we were together, I still remember the fun filled days back at AUC when we saw each other every day. How many awesome memories we have shared, and how many stories we swapped that I will never forget. We've laughed, sung, played piano, and just played together in ways that only dear friends can. Pam, you are the strongest, bravest and most hilarious chica I've known. To say you have determination in your life just isn't enough. But it needs to be said. You are a blessing to all those who know you, and I will hold you in my heart always. I Love you Pammy! Happy Birthday!

Angie Soto Luna, Jimmy Luna and kiddies, Lucas, Elissa and Elena"

Three things are certain about New York in December: The temperature drops, the Mets strike out in free agency, and Pam is never seen at the office at GroupM.

~From Chad~(I’m sure he meant to add a bunch of mushy stuff about how

wonderful you are to work with as well…(maybe?)

Happy Birthday Pam!!!There are way too many pictures and memories over the years but here

are a few of mine:

up-downs, coca-cola, moon over my hammies, karaoke, brady the turtle, hot chocolate, apple pie, mock-tails, hiding $ in my car, shopping for

each other right in front of each other, our many trips: NJ, NY, FL, MA, Canada, crackie cruise, laughing till we cry, sketchy alleys in NY, my ghetto girl-ness, sleeping in bathtubs, sleeping 4 to a bed, sleeping in

movie theaters, clubbin, men in black, AAANNNKKK… I could really go on and on!

You have been there for me through the years and I am blessed to call you not only my friend but also my sister in Christ! I love and miss you

Pam! Wish that I could be there!!!

Love, Erin

From Erin cont….

Last year, I was hanging out with my Crackies in my apartment when a friend of mine, who didn't know any of them, came to visit. I turned to him and said, one of the girls in this room has breast cancer, can you guess who it is? Pam was the last one he guessed. Astonished, he looked at her then back at me and said, that girl, the hot one who is cracking jokes and jumping around and laughing. Yup, I told him, that's the one.

Pamela Cromwell, In your 33 years of life, you have been an inspiration to people who don't even know you. Imagine how much more you mean to those of us who are lucky enough to call you our best friend. You are the strongest person I know. Faced with the impossible, you shout aank and keep on running.

I love you crackie. Happy Birthday.With all my love,Lauren

Pam, You are an inspiration Pam, You are an inspiration and a reminder to me of and a reminder to me of how much can be how much can be accomplished by having accomplished by having faith. I love you.faith. I love you.

~Mary McAllister~~Mary McAllister~

Pam there are many words I could use to describe you, and many of them are actually nice, I swear!! Anyway you are an awesome

person and an even better friend. I hope the “Year of Pam” aka “The Year of the Crack” turn out to be the best year ever. I know you will continue to be that strong crackheaded

chick that you have shown us you are.

Luv ya toots,Amy

Pam can comfort you at 3 AM when your weeping and snot bubbled like no other!!!! Pam makes me laugh till I cry my makeup off. And of course Pam is loyal, wonderful and caring to all of us who are lucky enough to be her friend.

Man I love this girl.

Love Monique

Dear Pam..How do I remember thee let me count the ways... Unhealthy addiction to Coke (the drink that is lol), pregnant sized bloated bellies, Aaaaaannnnk, saran wrap and toilet seats, never ending laughter, a giant sized heart, unfailing faith and the strongest person I know!Happy Belated Birthday My Dearest Pamela!!!I wish you nothing but lots and love and happiness in this the year of Pam. I love you my crackie!!!

~ Lydia~

Dear Pammy, WOW! Is your Birthday!!! And here we are celebrating YOU!  There are very few lucky people in this word that have been blessed with knowing what true friendship is all about. I AM one of those lucky bastards LOL. Pam to tell you that our world is so much better and blessed with you in it is an understatement. Not only you are my Best Friend, but you are my SISTER and AMAZING Godmother to our little Katherine Giselle. The past 3years have really tested and shaken our lives, especially yours.  I have seen you go through the hardest and most painful circumstances any person should have to endure and through it all you have been an example to others. You are so STRONG and you are truly my hero, A TRUE SURVIVOR and a Fighter.

Today We CELEBRATE YOU! We celebrate our love for you, we celebrate our friendship and dedication to one another, we celebrate your survivorship and we acknowledge how much we LOVE YOU AND ADMIRE YOU.Thank you for loving us and for being the glue and the blood of our Crackheads Family.I LOVE YOU GIRLY, More than you can ever know!

In conclusion, the one thing that you must

know from thisshort presentation, is

that DEEZ NUTSDEEZ NUTS

love you.

So don’t worry when you call…

We will answer!!

Now a public service announcement.