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  1. 1. Welcome back to my Officially Wacky Boolprop Challenge with the Com family (for .com, of course)! When we last left off Lucia had just grown into a teenage, with the Romance LTW for woohooing 20 different Sims.
  2. 2. Opal, the aging 1st generation heiress, rolled the want for yet another face lift.
  3. 3. Oh honey, it looks amazing!
  4. 4. Can you imagine that face coming at ya?? I tried to make her look like she had too much plastic surgery by raising her eyebrows super high, giving her Michael Jackson esque nose, puffing up her cheekbones, and dramatically plumping her lips.
  5. 5. While her mother is busy getting plastic surgery, poor Priscilla, the second born child for generation 2, eats yet another burnt muffin in a sea of rotten food.
  6. 6. Thankfully the next day she grew up, so no more burnt muffins. She rolled Knowledge, with the LTW of being a Mad Scientist.
  7. 7. Surprise, I'm back to check up on the house...~Pedo Ghost
  8. 8. Who is this girl?! Keep me in the loop Cookie before I kill off all your Sims!~Pedo Ghost
  9. 9. What a lovely face to make for your portrait Priscilla. Thankfully I got the shot before she opened her mouth.
  10. 10. What are you girls doing?~Chandler Oh nothing Dad, heheh.~Priscilla
  11. 11. Haha, sucker!
  12. 12. Oh my god, I'm the one with 1 nice point! Arghhhh!~Lucia
  13. 13. Can't you just stop it?!~Richard Not until my creativity is maxed.~Priscilla
  14. 14. Hey, Lucia, so sorry about earlier. Just ignore the vacumm of death I'm holding here still... Oh look, what's that, another Squirrel?! What, where?!
  15. 15. I'm hiding the body. Kidding, it's just the used up vacuum Five creativity points in 3 hours, easy peasy.
  16. 16. Poor little Richard had to start blowing bubbles early in order to ease the pain he got from seeing that traumatizing assault. He's already a bubble head at 10.
  17. 17. That b*#$& Priscilla. She's going to learn, watch me get the cow plant on my side..
  18. 18. Hey, Mr. CowPlant, want me to take that cake off your hands or something? Yesssss my minion, pleasssee do, it would be a great favvvor.
  19. 19. Nomnomnomnomn. Ssssimssss are foolsss, who would want that ssstale sssmelly cake anyaysss?
  20. 20. Hey, Grim? Would you mind bringing back my sister Lucia? She'll be a little different, cool, she was annoying before anyways, can't get much worse.
  21. 21. What in Plumbob's name....
  22. 22. And my creating a Zombie University objective is now fulfilled, whoot! What am I, you two's experiment?!~Lucia
  23. 23. 'Oh I've struck gold with this family...'~Chandler You may want to watch how you're holding those plates Lucia, you're about to drop them. Apparently gravity isn't a thing in the Sims. That or those cereal plates have been sitting out so long they're sticky. Probs the second one.
  24. 24. I'll show you, silly Cow Plant. I'm not your minion.
  25. 25. I now have the power of my rotted body's juice. That'll show you Cowplant.
  26. 26. Ssssstupid Sssssimsss. Death 1/3 for the cowforbrains ghost hunt this gen.
  27. 27. How convenient.
  28. 28. Sure Cookie, I'll gladly read this random Music magazine, and leave my husband to deal with the fire! Thanks for offering!
  29. 29. Anyone, anyone?! Hello? Help!
  30. 30. The fire went out before Chandler was engulfed, so I had to take matters into my own hands. Please let me piddle! That's the least of your concerns right now. Maybe you can use your pee to douse the flames. W-What?! Why?! WHY!!??
  31. 31. Hot! Hot! HOT!!!!!
  32. 32. Another 'accidental' death? I'm getting suspicious Cookie, you don't think I see these mysterious rug and fireplace fires every hour, hm? Just helping keep you in business Grim!
  33. 33. 2/3 deaths for this generation (2) completed, whoot.
  34. 34. Why have two people in my family died in one day? Why me, as if I deserve this! Why not the Curious brothers instead?!
  35. 35. Everyday is like Sunday. Everday is silent and gray. *Morrisey ;)
  36. 36. The sun will come out, tomorrow. Bet your bottom d-...
  37. 37. Bet my bottom?! Get that Shrek 2 reference? crickets* Nobody? Okay :(
  38. 38. The next victim..erm.. family friend happened to be this random townie (name doesn't matter) who happened to come home from work with Opal. Biggest mistake of her life.
  39. 39. Random Townie Lady, come take a night dip with me under the moonlight!
  40. 40. Be right back, going to make some Mac and Cheese!
  41. 41. Oh god, the ladder! It's gone!~Random Townie Whoops, don't know where that went.~Opal
  42. 42. Steffi in death, still has a vengeance I feel like she stares right at me, so creepy.
  43. 43. Pris did you know I wrote the book for my generation?
  44. 44. I was also responsible for doing all the portraits for you kids! Wow Mom, super cool. I know, I'm such a busy women! You'll thank me one day. Such a busy women who lounges in her Pjs almost everyday, hmph.
  45. 45. Richard grew into a teen, and rolled Knowledge like Priscilla (so boring, wah). His LTW is to be The Eye of Poseidon. Baha
  46. 46. The random townie lady finally succumbed to her predicament
  47. 47. Dun dun dun.
  48. 48. I see bubbles, is she still breathing??
  49. 49. No you idiot. Oh, didn't see you there. Have another 'accident' here, Cookie? Funny how those ladders always seem to disappear. All in a day's work Grim!
  50. 50. It was time for Priscilla to go off to college. She must take after her mother, wearing her pyjamas to college.
  51. 51. But before Richard could go, he had one last wish, to get into private school. He had been pretty much neglected so I figured I would oblige.
  52. 52. And this is the bedroom, where the magic happens... Wow, love it! Awesome! The unmade bed is such a nice touch, along with that plastic surgery at home desk! Super rad!
  53. 53. 'For a headmaster this guy sure eats like a pig.' For once I agree Opal.
  54. 54. Despite you possibly dropping hints about wanting to woohoo me in your overdone bedroom, your son Richard seems suitable for our school. Loving the new face by the way. Why thank you! It's designer! Why yes, it's Cookie brand in fact!
  55. 55. Gee, she sure does look scary when she sleeps... It's probs those larger than Bruty lips.
  56. 56. Lets get Cookie a shock death, huh! No, Steffi, no!
  57. 57. Who are all these people?! The only one I know is Opal, the skank! Where are all the kids!?
  58. 58. Let me recap on the portraits so far (for you and the pedo ghost, of course). So here is Tom Com, the founder, and an angry Steffi, just before her death in the death shed (she was eaten by flies).
  59. 59. Right to left is Belle, Olivia, Opal (pre plastic surgery in elderhood lol) and her dead husband Chandler.
  60. 60. Right to left Lucia, Priscilla, and Richard. I clearly took more initiative for the portraits this generation aha.
  61. 61. And now it's time to ship Richard off the college! Thanks for reading everyone and take care! :)