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Operation Kidnap the Buck MELBOURNE BUCKS NIGHT Welcome to My Ultimate Bucks the place to pull off an awesome Bucks Night! Leave it to us for an unbeatable send off & bask in the glory of an unforgettable Bucks night with Bugger all effort. If you have any questions about the specifics, just call 1300 339 734. Why My Ultimate Bucks? …because you’re the best man! This is the one. The Melbourne Bucks Night package that Best Men far and wide have been using to pull of such an epically awesome Bucks night, they go down as legends ever after. Paintball. Amo. Pizza. And just when your Buck is patting you on the back thinking it’s all done and dusted: Buck Kidnapped by two sexy stunners. Hummer. Boobs. Beers. Seriously, how have you not booked this already?

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Operation Kidnap the Buck MELBOURNE BUCKS NIGHT

Welcome to My Ultimate Bucks – the place to pull off an awesome Bucks Night! Leave it to us for an unbeatable send off & bask in the glory of an unforgettable Bucks night with Bugger all effort. If you have any questions about the specifics, just call 1300 339 734. Why My Ultimate Bucks? …because you’re the best man!

This is the one. The Melbourne Bucks Night

package that Best Men far and wide have been

using to pull of such an epically awesome Bucks

night, they go down as legends ever after.

Paintball. Amo. Pizza. And just when your Buck is

patting you on the back thinking it’s all done and

dusted: Buck Kidnapped by two sexy stunners.

Hummer. Boobs. Beers. Seriously, how have you

not booked this already?

MORE DETAILS So you lure your Buck in with plans for a ‘just a bit of paintball with the lads, nothing much – just a quiet one’. Ha ha

you can evilly chuckle to yourself…This is not just paintballing but ‘this s**t gets real’ tactical ops paintballing. Where

there are weapons, battlefields, missions, mud and chaos. Pretty much a ‘must have’ on any Best Mans list

of Bucks Do antics. The only pausing is to stuff down some pizza and then head back onto the fields – no rest for

the wicked.

Your Commanding Officer will escort your motley troops to the Armoury where you enter looking like boys and come

out prepared as men. State of the art equipment with Custom Paintball Weapons, Camo Overalls and 500 Paintballs

each. Stocks and Tactical Vests, Riot Shields, Grenades and Flares. And perhaps if the Best Man is on it - Tutu’s, Wigs

and Mankinis. Ok, well most of you will look like men but one of you may just look like a joke. That’s the price you

pay for getting married though.

Differing scenarios featuring professional Speedball bunkers, cars, huts, bridges, buses, towns, deep woods, bridges,

forts, towers, machine gun nests and more. Strategically planned assignment based games and detailed fields maps

enables your Team Bravo to plan and execute special missions ranging from search and rescue, riot shield squads,

demolition squads, tactical suppression’s and juggernauts. You may attempt to pass through the pyramid and sphinxes,

reach the real USAF aircraft and missile silos, or even battle it out in a wild west town where the action takes you

through the likes of a saloon. It is the ultimate game of strategy, speed and stealth combined with tactics, teamwork

and tenacity and a bit of resolve and determination thrown in because they are more cool words. Only enough

time throughout the full on day to stop to re fuel with a decent feed of Pizza.

& MORE DETAILS Back to your chosen den of inequity (or you know, just the bucks house or your hotel room) & once you’re all

suitably suited up when there is a knock at his door…Not one, but two saucy ladies dressed only in lingerie

(this has only ever happened in dreams up till now) draped around his doorframe. Flustered? I think he might

be. They make themselves welcome by serving a few beers and pandering over the buck. The buck is

pleased – cheers for the ladies lads…wait a sec…

Your two stunners suddenly kidnap the buck with the help of the best man and drag him against his will (yea

right) to outside…and as they step to one side a gleaming black monster of a vehicle, full of chrome, tinted

windows and wheels that look like they have been stolen from a tractor. It’s a luxury Stretch Hummer and its

all kitted out. iPod connection, DVD and CD player, three TV monitors, a strobe lighting show and not one but

three built-in bars. Ostrich skin upholstery with a high-tech sound & light systems. And because its so

whopping inside, you will need the services of your two scantily clad ladies - just see what happens to the

lingerie when they get inside the hummer (we have found that it is just a law of nature and there is nothing

we can do to stop them and you will just have to see their tits, apologies) – just to keep you all entertained.

This is true head-turning transport that only befits the best of Bucks.

Now let’s talk more about the ladies involved. Not one, but two stunners. Dressed the part in sexy heels and

lace leaving little to the imagination. They are of loose morals and can be easily persuaded to unhook those

bras and flash silky skin. Whilst picked for their looks (and the size of their tits), personality is precious and

they are perfectly primed to entertain the masses. So much more than just pretty faces.

They will tour with your group around the sights of Melbourne’s night life in your rockstar hummer before

casually pulling up outside your chosen destination to continue the party, although we know you won’t ever

want to get out. We can top it off with VIP entry into a club or the strip or night variety for no cost (or set you

up with a private lounge with more eXXXcelent entertainment and free flowing spirits – just ask) and that’s a

best man’s job done.

It is a perfect send off for your Buck that creates a memorable Melbourne Bucks night, enough manly

awesomeness in the paintball to carry on through and raunchy enough to have an edge. Look no further, your

work here is done my friend. We put this all together so you just need to rock up, relax and reap the benefits

on the night. Nothing else to do except give our Melbourne Bucks Package Gals a call on

1300339734 and receive the pats on the back.

ITINERARY JUST A HEADS UP: THE TIMINGS PROVIDED IN THE INFO PACK ARE A GUIDE ONLY. ONCE YOU HAVE CONFIRMED YOUR BUCKS EVENT WITH US, AN

EXACT ITINERARY SPECIFIC TO YOUR GROUP WILL BE CUSTOM MADE AND PROVIDED TO YOU WITH YOUR BUCKS PARTY DOCUMENTATION!

PREPARE FOR BATTLE! 15 MINUTES BEFORE START TIME, MEET ALL THE LADS AT OUR EPIC PAINTBALL CENTRE!

ON ARRIVAL, CHECK IN AND FILL OUT REGISTRATION FORMS. THEN YOU WILL BE KITTED UP WITH ALL THE GEAR NEEDED FOR THE DAY - 500 PAINT BALLS ARE INCLUDED FOR EACH LAD, AS WELL AS YOUR STATE OF THE ART PAINT BALL GUNS, COVERALLS, BODY ARMOUR & HELMETS.

PREPARE FOR TACTICAL OPPS: THEN THE ACTION STARTS AND YOU WILL PLAY 6 - 10 VARIED GAMES DURING YOUR EPIC SESSION, WITH SHORT REFRESHMENT BREAKS IN BETWEEN TO RELOAD YOUR PAINTBALLS. REFUEL WITH PIZZA LUNCH INCLUDED – 1 PIZZA PER LAD – BATTLE IT OUT AS YOU PASS THROUGH THE PYRAMID AND SPHINXES, REACH THE REAL USAF AIRCRAFT AND MISSILE SILOS, OR SCOPE OUT WILD WEST TOWN!

4PM (OR AFTER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN HANDLE!): YOUR EPIC PAINTBALL COMES TO A CLOSE AND YOU TAKE YOUR BRUISED AND BATTERED LADS ON TO THE NEXT STAGE! IT’S TIME TO HEAD BACK TO YOUR CHOSEN DEN OF INIQUITY (OR JUST SOMEONE’S HOUSE OR HOTEL, YOUR CALL).

THE BUCK PATS YOU ON THE BACK AND SHAKES HANDS WITH ALL HIS LADS AND THANKS YOU FOR ORGANISING AN AWESOME DAY. HE THINKS IT'S ALL OVER. HA HA YOU CAN EVILLY CHUCKLE TO YOURSELF...

7.25PM: KNOCK KNOCK! NOT ONE, BUT TWO SAUCY LADIES DRESSED ONLY IN LINGERIE…HERE TO SERVE YOUR LADS BEERS AND PANDER OVER THE BUCK FOR 30 MINUTES BEFORE…BAM! KIDNAPPED AGAINST HIS WILL (YEAH, RIGHT!) AND DRAGGED OUTSIDE WITH THE HELP OF THE BEST MAN…

8PM – 9PM: YOUR BUCK AND ALL THE LADS WILL BE ‘KIDNAPPED’ AND TAKEN DOWNSTAIRS READY TO MEET WITH YOUR ROCKSTAR STRETCH HUMMER! ENJOY YOUR 1 HOUR HUMMER CRUISE. YOUR TWO SEXY WAITRESSES SOON BECOME TOPLESS – THIS REALLY IS A ONE HOUR PARTY CRUISE THAT UP UNTIL NOW HAS ONLY BEEN SEEN BY ROCKSTARS! IF YOU HAVE A LARGE GROUP YOU WILL BE SPLIT BETWEEN TWO HUMMERS – WITH ONE TOPLESS SEXY LASS IN EACH.

9PM: YOU WILL BE DROPPED TO THE DOOR OF YOUR CHOSEN NEXT DESTINATION! WE CAN ALSO ARRANGE VIP STRIP OR NIGHTCLUB ENTRY!

BOOM – THAT IS WHY YOU ARE THE BEST MAN, AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE MY ULTIMATE BUCKS!

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STEPS TO BOOKING OUR BUCKS PACKAGES SELL LIKE HOT CAKES SO YOU’LL NEED TO SECURE YOUR BOOKING WITH US BY PAYING A DEPOSIT PRIOR TO SENDING OUT INVITES TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT

IT’S ALL GOOD – SERIOUSLY, IT IS EASY AS. WE’VE GOT IT ALL SORTED & WE ARE HERE TO HELP.

Step ONE – PICK THE PACKAGE YOU WANT

Step TWO – SEE IF IT IS AVAILABLE on the date you want the bucks to be. You can Contact us on 1300339734 or via email at [email protected].

Step THREE – PAY YOUR DEPOSIT: To secure the booking you will need to pay deposit equal to 4 persons payments. Heads Up: Only pay the deposit when you are 100% sure you want to go ahead with the booking. All deposits are 100% non refundable, and as soon as you pay your deposit your Bucks Booking is confirmed. You can pay your deposit via Visa or MasterCard over the phone with your Bucks Consultant.

Step FOUR – WE BOOK IT AND ORGANISE EVERYTHING FOR YOU. We ask some quick details such as the Bucks Name, your best contact number. If you have any questions, we are here to help.

THE AWESOME NEWS IS ...you don’t have to have your final numbers confirmed at the time of booking – these aren’t due until 2 weeks before The Bucks Party as discussed with your Bucks Consultant. All you need to know is that you will make your minimum numbers for the package you have chosen – No stress about the hassle of trying to confirm numbers months out – It’s all good.

Step FIVE – TELL EVERYONE TO COME & get their Mulla

Step SIX – PAY US AND TELL US HOW MANY GUYS ARE COMING. On your due date, a few weeks prior to the Bucks, you need to tell us your final numbers and make your final payment. You can make your final payment via Bank Transfer. Heads Up: a 2% surcharge applies if you want to pay your final balance via Credit Card or BPAY.

Step SEVEN – YOU ARE GOOD TO GO

Step EIGHT – PARTY TIME, Show your Buck the time of his life.

Step Nine – DONE, Bask in the glory of organising an awesome bucks. Easy As!

CHEERS

KEEP UP TO DATE ON MY ULTIMATE BUCKS, HAVE A LAUGH, GET TIPS & TRICKS ON WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR BUCK HAS THE NIGHT

HE DESERVES & MORE AT WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/MYULTIMATEBUCKS

DOES YOUR BUCK WANT TO TREAT HIS SOON TO BE MISSUS TO AN UNFORGETTABLE HENS?

AWESOME BUCKS = SORTED

Ready to book? Questions? No Worries, You can contact us on:

P: 1300339734

E: [email protected]

W: www.myultimatebucks.com.au

C: http://myultimatebucks.com.au/contact-us.php