In a Paris hotel elevator

Please leave your values at the front

desk.Should Be:

Please leave your valuables at the

front desk.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

Should Be:

The Fitting Room for ladies

is at the 1st Floor.

On the Menu of a Swiss restaurant

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Should Be:Our wines are

excellent. You could not find better ones !

In a Japanese hotel

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Should Be:You are welcome to

get assistance from the hotel chambermaid.

In a Bucharest hotel lobbyThe lift is being fixed for

the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Should Be:The lift is under repair

until tomorrow.Any inconvenience caused is regretted.

In a Bangkok dry cleaners

Drop your trousers here for

best results.Should Be:

Send your trousers here for the best dry

cleaning results.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office

We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Should Be:

Your luggage bags can be sent by us to

any destination in the world.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Should Be:Ladies are requested

not to bring along children to the bar.

In an Acapulco hotel

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Should Be:The manager has

personally certified that all the water

served here is safe.

In a Rome laundryLadies, leave your

clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Should Be:Ladies, let us take

care of your laundry chores.

Have a good day !

A sign in a Vienna hotel

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

Should Be:Should there be a fire

outbreak, try your best to alert the hotel

porter.

A sign in a Moscow hotelYou are welcome to visit the

cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried

daily except Thursday.

Should Be:You are welcome to visit the cemetery

of famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers.

Visits may be made on any day of the week except Thursday.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong

dentist:Teeth extracted by

the latest Methodists

Should Be:

Teeth extracted by the latest dental methods

In a Budapest zoo:

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to

the guard on duty.

Should Be:

Please do not feed the animals.Hand over to the guard on duty

any suitable food for the animals.

Sign in a Taiwan cafeteria

Please keep chair on position and keep

table cleaned after dying.

Should Be:

After dining, please put back the chair in its position

and clean the table.

Babysitting ad by college students:

“Please call us! We will provide you with any

emergency.”

Should Be:

“Please contact us when you are in real need. We

will be able to help.”

A yellow caution sign by a river in

Japan:

CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!

Should Be:

Be careful to avoid falling into the river!

Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:

“Please fasten

seatbelt to prepare for crash.”

Should Be:

“Please fasten your seatbelt to prevent

injury in case of any accident.”

The EndThe End

Bloopers can Bloopers can be really be really funny!funny!

It is good to It is good to laugh laugh

heartily.heartily.